
u/MaximumSyrup3099

Blood donation trolley problem
You have O- blood. There is an emergency blood shortage. You take dutasteride or finasteride, which are on the medical deferral list because they can cause male infants to have genital birth defects. Your donation can also save 2 adults or 6 babies.
Forklift problem
You are forklift certified, but the cops almost have you. Do you run over your parents, or your brother?
Why don't you like being called "Sir"?
"Yeah, what do ya want?"
Oh, oh God, oh God:
https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1uhgki8/gain_by_lunarbaboon/
Reference:
20 years with Edward Jones
I finally got around to transferring my Roth IRA from Edward Jones to Fidelity.
I've been maxing it out for 20 years and was my advisor's very first client.
When he called after I initiated the transfer, that made for an uncomfortable conversation.
I told him he was great, and I found value in having the account there when it was smaller, but the fees didn't justify it with the size of account I have now.
Estimated loss to fees over that time is somewhere between $50k and $70k.