u/Maxxi_the_axxie

This is gonna sound insane, but hear me out.

So me (17f) and my best friend (17f) are high school seniors, right? One night, we went out for some drinks (the local bar doesn't care we're underage) because Best Friend (let's call her 'J') wanted to see this city rock band that came to play.

J was flirting with the lead singer, as she does. But when she went to get drinks, I overheard them talking about whether or not she's a virgin. (She's not). I told them she was and said "it beats sleeping with creeps like you."

But then a fire broke out. Everyone was toppling over each other to get out. Luckily, I got myself and J out safely. But then she goes with the rock band after we got out??

Anyways. I got home and started crying to my boyfriend (17m) over the phone because I was worried about her. He said "Who cares about [J] [....] People just burned to death." and I hung up on him when I heard a knock on the door.

I went to open it and no one was there. I closed the door and suddenly, J appeared out of nowhere, bloodied and looking like she got thrown into a mulcher, and went to my fridge, absolutely demolished my mom's chicken and then threw black spiky goop up on the floor. Slammed me into the wall, bit me. Then left.

A few days later, J comes to my house and we make out but that's unimportant. She then admits to thethe guys in the band making her a sacrifice and stabbing her a bunch of times in her stomach. She also admits to having cannibalized our school's linebacker, this goth guy I know and our foreign exchange student from India.

At our prom, I was so scared she was gonna eat someone because she looked like shit (every time she's starving she looks terrible.. Well, for her) so I wanted to just keep an eye on her the whole time. But she didn't even come.

She was actually cannibalizing my boyfriend in the abandoned pool. I fought her but it's kinda hard to win when you're up against a demon with supernatural powers and your boyfriend is dying. And he was kinda alive when our fight was done but yes, he did die (RIP)

So, I went over to J's house and stabbed the living shit out of her. Her mom walked in, reported me to the cops, and I got put in penitentiary basically.

But, J bit me again when I was stabbing her so I absorbed some of her powers. I broke out, hunted the band guys down and killed them all

AITA?

(Enjoy the pic of my cat I took while drunk if your having a bad day.)

Okay, so, I've never posted a long post on any platform that wasn't about like. Character analyses or fictional writings so I don't really know how to do this. I especially don't know how to use Reddit.

I'm so nervous to post this because I don't know if I overreacted or not. I have a pretty violent nature because I've been in and out of ~~queer youth torture~~ I MEAN conversion camps all my childhood. Which, obviously imprinted on me.

Anyways, my good friend and I were talking about her sexuality (if it matters: we were talking about how she is bisexual because she 'wants to' marry a man despite saying over and over again that she doesn't like men in any way, shape or form and would only do it for her parents + gay marriage being illegal where I live)

Some guy who I didn't know started mocking my and homegirl's conversation. I ignored him because he wasn't important, but he kept being more and more annoying.

The conversation steered to the age of finding out when we were queer. It went like this:

Hg: homegirl.

Me: Well, me.

Wg: weird guy.

(This was translated at 2 am by someone English as their third language. Please pardon any mistakes I make)

Hg: I just found out I like girls last year. What if I'm faking it?

Me: So what? Sometimes people don't even realize it their entire life, age of realization doesn't matter. Plus, you're really young.

Hg: But you-

Me: Not everyone's parents gave them unlimited access to every corner of the internet like mine. Me realizing I like boobies at 8 because of porn isn't something to be jealous of.

Wg: Oh. You "realized" at 8? So you've never tried dick? How can you know you're a dyke? (Obviously not that word, but basically the equivalent of it)

I whipped my head around to him because if I have been talking to Hg for 30 minutes, he'd been bothering us for 20 minutes and I'm not very patient.

Me: Actually I have tried dick.

Wg: Then you just haven't had good dick!

Me: You're completely right! The only dick I've tried was in conversion camp where I was vviolently raped when I was 12!

See, his face went completely white now, but I didn't stop.

Me: I hate all dick-havers now! Everytime I see a dick, I just want to break it in half! Every time I see a guy, I fantasize about tying him up and bashing his dick! I touch myself to shock videos of men being killed and shot and getting-

He cut me off by running away.

While the rape is (terribly) true, I don't actually hate all dick-havers and fantasize about doing bad things to them. I know a lot of nice dick-havers actually (most of them being trans girls lol), my girlfriend being one.

Anyways, dear stranger, I hope you have a nice day/noon/afternoon/evening and a nice life in general. Remember to always stay hydrated, eat well and take care of yourself xoxo

Tl;dr: homophobe intruded on my and Homegirl's conversation using the Good Ol' "but if you haven't tried dick..." I ripped him a new one by saying I didn't like dick because I got raped.

AITA for stabbing my best friend and then committing murder in her name?

"BUT HOW CAN YOU KNOW YOU'RE LESBIAN IF YOU HAVEN'T TRIED DICK!?!!??!???!" (TW: mentioned rape, conversion camps and violence)