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I (12 chronologically 220 mtf) have a boyfriend (12 m). Recently we needed to run away from his small town because of a series of murders which can be traced back to me. I was pretty sloppy when I fed because I am really not myself when I am hungry. Before, I had a caregiver (50s M) who would get me the blood I need. But then he also got sloppy (I'm 12, what's his excuse?) . Unlike most people, I can only consume human blood. Without it I would not be able to live (and yeah, I want to live ok. I know it isn't glamorous but I actually do like surviving).

I was not searching for a new caregiver after I had to kill my old one, but my boyfriend could be pretty good at it. I am pretty sure he is gonna grow up to be a psychopath so really were are kinda made for eachother. I am worried about him actually growing up and being older than me. I have never really been able to connect with anybody because I never get any older. So, I decided to leave him. That way I wouln't have to worry about him getting older than me. The problem is that after I left, his bullies tried to kill him. I guess it was good I needed a snack because that guy was holding a knife to him threatning to gouge his eye out if he didn't hold his breath underwater for 3 minutes. While I can easily hold my breath for that long, I have been told that humans usually can't. The only way I could get them to stop was by removing their heads. When I got him out of the pool he was blue, but then he started breathing again. We had to leave because of that. I am still worried about him getting older than me, but he has mentioned a few times that he also wants to be a vampire. I do not want to pressure him though, it needs to be his own decicion. But I would be lying if I said I wasn't hoping he would want to.

Am I the jerk for killing people and decapitating my boyfriend's bullies so that we could survive?

I (20 f) met this girl (23 f) in college. the two of us became fast friends. I never did anything wrong to her. I was her biggest friend when she was bullied for her skin color and even changed my name to support one of her friends. a little over a year ago, she finally got to achieve her dreams. she got to meet the head of state of he country we live in. it was all she ever wanted, her whole life. she even invited me to come with her. we were both so excited and I was very proud of her. we arrive and she finds out that the aformentioned leader was.... trying maintain the law? and that pissed her off? it pissed her off so much that she suddenly turned against him, stole his spellbook, and has devoted the last year of her life to trying to kill him. I even got a massive promotion in her absence and am now famous. she hasn't spoken to me in over a year and I just really miss my best friend. AITJ?

I (67m) am the head of science where I live, I also am a very religious guy. Either way, I am in charge of an animal testing facilit, doing experimental brain surgeried and such. one doctor (ill call Z) insists that they are as intelligent as us, and her fiancé says they evolved into us, either way they are insane. either way, they try to argue its intelligence, but since it goes against our sacred texts and is just plain stupid, they are sent to jail. AITJ

BRO HELP I'M FREAKING OUT IDK WHAT TO DO MY SISTER FUCKING HATES ME AND HER BOYFRIEND IS COMING TO KILL ME RIGHT NOW. SO FOR CONTEXT MY DAD WAS THE GOVERNEOR OF MY HOMETOWN. HE DIED (KINDA OUT OF EMBARRASSMENT THAT I'M HIS DAUGHTER...) AND SHE WAS MADE THE NEW GOVERNEOR. SHE THEN BECAME A FUCKING FASCIST AND BANNED CITIZENS FROM LEAVING THE CITY JUST TO KEEP HER BOYFRIEND FROM BREAKING UP WITH HER.... HE WANTED TO LEAVE HER SO SHE STOLE MY BOOK, TRIED USING MAGIC THAT SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND, AND THEN FUCKING KILLED HIM. I WAS BARELY ABLE TO SAVE HIM BUT I DID. I TURNED HIM INTO METAL IN THE PROCESS BUT IT WAS THE ONLY WAY. BUT NOW MY SISTER HATES ME AND HER BOYFRIEND IS COMING TO KILL ME. AITJ???

I (10000+ F) come from a family of colonizers, I used to be so eager to follow in their footsteps that I'd beg for a colony, so imagine my excitement when I was offered a planet to start colonizing.

That excitement didn't last long, I found managing a colony to be very boring, my personal servant, let's call her "Priscilla" (1000+ F) tried to ease my boredom by giving me the idea of disguising as one of the lower classes and going to our newly born workers at the kindergarten, soon after that we were touring the untouched areas of the planet and I was in awe of the local life, of the natives, of nature, I changed my mind about colonizing the planet and I brought it up to my family, "Yelena" (100000+ F) told me to finish what I started, when I brought up wanting to preserve life on the planet to "Blais" (100000+ F) she created a zoo and captured a bunch of the natives, our Matriarch "Whitnee" (100000+ F) didn't even bother, they never took me seriously so I felt I had no choice but to become someone they couldn't ignore.

With my disguise I took on a name, let's call it "Thorns" I first tried to scare them off the planet with Priscilla, when that didn't work I rallied people into a rebellion and it escalated into a war. On the other side of the war, with my family, I pretended to be afraid and tried convincing them to let me abandon the colony one last time, they still refused, so me and Priscilla faked my death, my family retaliated by blasting the planet, wiping out most of the rebellion, I was only able to save myself and a few others, including Priscilla... AITA?

So basically, when I was a kid, my dad was killed by his brother. Now, I return back to my roots in order to reclaim my rightful place in society. I’ve dealt with shady people, killed many, but it’s all worth it to rule the most powerful nation on the planet, right?

I came to my cousin to challenge him to a battle to the death for the throne. Obviously, I won. He didn’t yield, but the fall he took definitely killed him. There’s no doubt in my mind about that.

There’s some oppression towards me, ruling a country that never took me in. But it’s my throne. It’s my country. Am I really a jerk for wanting what is owed to me?

I (16F) was recently selected to serve in an annual war held by my country’s government, along with another boy (16M) from my area. It’s honestly a really disturbing event that the government sensationalizes and when you’re chosen, it’s basically already a death sentence. And here’s the kicker: only one person can win.

Both the boy and I used whatever tactics we could to survive, but we knew only one of us could win. But then people started sending the both of us gifts, so we figured... maybe the government would be a little lenient with us both? So for the last bit, we just kinda tricked the government into thinking we were in love. (Despite the fact that, I mean, I barely knew the guy before this all started). And we kept up that charade until it was only us left.

They eventually folded and ended the war with two winners instead of one. Now, don’t get me wrong, I am so extremely grateful to be alive right now, and I’m happy he is, too. But I feel so terrible that somehow WE were able to change the laws of this war but others before us couldn’t, and so many lives have already been lost. I don’t think it’s fair. AITJ?

I (F35) don't like kids. I find that spaces get dirtier, smellier, and stickier when kids are present. Now, I'm fine with people having kids, I just don't want them near me.

As such, I hired a non-binary clown to keep them out of my space. My husband agreed and I thought that was it. Apparently, this man and his mistress with a porn star name (Truly Scrumptious) have decided to bring their kids onto my property. Now, I don't personally see the benefits of Momtok and OF (separate or combined), but I believe people should have agency when it comes to that. As long as they are not doing it in my home!!! Because they rudely decided to invade my home, I sent my non-binary clown to remove them from the premises. They did not like that one bit. In revenge, they sent an army of nasty children who tied me down in my own home. After that, they flew away in their gass-guzzling, private plane.

Despite this, multiple people are saying I'm in the wrong, despite the emotional and property damage inflicted on my home. So reddit, AITJ?

I (6.5 F) had just started attending school. My teacher (21 F) was extremely nice to me and all the other students. Unfortunately, her aunt (48 F), who also happens to be the principal, is the complete opposite. She regularly abused the students in horrible ways. One day, I learned that my teacher's father (and the principal's brother) supposedly killed himself. Without any actual proof, I assumed it was actually the principal who killed him. Surprisingly, my teacher agreed. So, while the principal was in class, I wrote something on the chalkboard making it look like her brother was talking to her, telling her to leave town and give her house to her niece. She believed this, and now my teacher and I live in her aunt's old house. (She also adopted me) Am I a jerk for doing this?

I’m the most successful businessman to ever live. I provide music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows, surveillance systems, all history books and voting machines to everyone.

But the world is capable of change. I don’t want that. I want everything to be exactly where it should be. Does that actually make me a bad guy? Am I wrong for having my most loyal henchman use my new super weapon on his own parents? What do you guys think?

I learned from a sort of fortune teller that my life would come to an abrupt end because of a certain species. Or at least, an individual who walks among them. I led an attack against a village filled with these dangerous creatures and in doing so, wiped them all out. Every last one of them is gone.

The fortune teller repeated my demise. A warrior in the form of those monsters I wiped out. Surely, she must be lying. I killed them all. Every last one of them is gone. My parents were not to pleased regarding the extinction of those… things. It doesn’t ruffle my feathers too much that they were appalled by my actions, but I must know, am I the jerk in this situation? After all, I was simply ensuring I lived a long and happy life, as I eradicate a beloved fighting style and rule over all the land. What’s so wrong with that?

Background: I am a middle aged woman who has to do taxes and divorce my loser husband while my daughter dates a girl (frowned down upon from my culture). For some reason I got attacked by a bunch of people and I had to learn kung fu, save a raccoon, and reject an everything bagel in order to save our relationship. Am I the asshole?

I, (unknown age), have been helping sailors cross the sea for quite some time and one might say I’m usually relaxed, chilling with the waves if you will, but then I find out that my son got stabbed in the eye by a wooden stake

It could’ve been one thing to kill him, but blind him and leave him to suffer with that is too far

So I go up and find the guy that did it, it was relatively easy given the fact he doxxed himself before leaving so I killed 558 of the 600 men that were with him and have been waiting for my chance to snuff him out ever since

My question is that is this the right call to do this to him or am I going too far

My wife (44F) and I (46M) have a son (14M). He was diagnosed with ASD when he was nine, and we’ve done our best to support him and make life good for him. We support his interests, we give him everything he wants - Hell, I once punched a guy in a store because he called my kid a slur. I’d do anything for my son. So when my wife and I found out he was being bullied at his old school, we started a charter school for kids like him. That’s where the problems started.

There was this young teen girl - “D” - and IMO, her parents were completely negligent. She was over at our house all the time, so clearly they weren’t watching her. Honestly, we didn’t like this girl; my wife is the principal of the school, so she knew that D was trouble. But, unfortunately, my son is a teen boy and he developed a crush.

Thing is, D has a boyfriend (or at least she’s hooking up with some boy). My son was devastated. He tried various ways to express his feelings for this girl, which was really hard for him to do btw, but she wouldn’t even give him a chance! He made her this amazing poster with pictures he’d taken of her, and she started screaming about how she doesn’t love him and never will. She completely humiliated him in front of his schoolmates, and he was so distraught he ran out of the school. (Does anyone think we should bring a lawsuit against her? My son could have gotten seriously hurt.)

So, my son and D were paired up for a project for parent-teacher conferences. D came whining to my wife about wanting to change partners; as if she hadn’t already hurt him enough, right? My wife obviously shut that down and told D she couldn’t switch.

Now, I didn’t see what happened at the conference; no one did. It’s D’s word against my son’s, and she’s obviously blowing things way out of proportion, claiming he was “harassing” her and all this crap. My son says he just wanted to hold her hand, and she wouldn’t let him! It’s the easiest thing in the world to hold someone’s hand, what’s her deal?! Her parents made this big stinking scene about how my wife was covering things up to protect our son (which is bs, he didn’t do anything wrong so there’s nothing to cover up), and I rightfully called them out for being negligent parents. They decided to pull D out of the school. Good riddance.

My son is completely broken up about this whole thing. He’s actually worried he DID harass D in some way, though we’ve reassured him he didn’t. It’ll be better for us once this girl is gone; but my son called my oldest kid (I think she’s like 19 now? She’s in college, doesn’t come home much) and told her about it, and she actually thinks my wife and I are the problem! Brought up all this crap about “you always put him first” and “this was bound to happen” and honestly I tuned out because, seriously, what? She still resents her brother because he needs more from us than she ever did, and doesn’t see how privileged she is to not be autistic.

But her comments did bother my wife a little bit, so I’m looking for some unbiased opinions: AITJ? 

(Author’s Note: This was written with EXTREME prejudice. I have not actually watched the show yet, but I’ve seen several clips related to how terrible these parents are.)

I (20s? m) was sailing a ship when I came across three men and a woman (around 20?) who were also sailing around. I followed them up and duelled a man who was not left handed. I won. I then wrestled a man who kept injuring me with rocks. I won. Finally, I poisoned someone and he died. I successfully kidnapped the woman. However, she was not happy about this, despite me saving her from the other 3 men. AITJ for this?

I (30m) accidentally killed the town superhero in one of our normal banters. The kind that we villains typically enjoy having with our Nemesis and all. Unfortunately, and much to my dismay, he actually died this time!

After a bit of self reflection and plenty of boredom on my end, I figured that the town just needed a new hero. An underdog to root for and chose this random news cameraboy. But, even though I even tried to train him, he suddenly decided that being the villain was more fun. He's trying to take my job! He even lasered some of the buildings around town including the movie theater I used to love going to! He doesn't even understand the importance of PRESENTATION!

So, reddit, am I the jerk for picking this random guy off the street and giving him powers without vetting him?

I (18 m) almost died, but somebody saved me and I never saw her. Anyway, I met this girl (18? f) on the beach who was apparently mute and brought her to ny home because she looked homeless. We went on maybe two dates, and one of them was pretty romantic, but we didn't kiss, despite me being told to. Later, this other girl (18? f) showed up at my door in the middle of the night. Get this - she was the girl who saved my life that one time. I knew by her voice. Obviously I proposed to her immediately and she said yes! So we are now getting married. The homeless girl seems kind of ripped off, though. AITJ for making her think she had a chance?

I (+50,000m) had my ring stolen from me a few thousand years ago. It was my prized possession and I have been trying to get it back ever since. Recently it turned up in a remote farm village, I sent some associates of mine to retrieve it but the person who had it (33m) kept running away. The eventually catch up to him but then this other guy (87m) who the guy with the ring met in a bar attacked them. I then asked this other guy (+50,000) who I kind of new from my previous job to help be but he ended trying to take it for himself. I then spend the better part of a year trying to track the guy with my ring down only for him to melt my ring down.

TLDR: I tried to get back my ring that was stolen from me only for the person who found it to melt it down.

I (20's Male) have spent my entire years being told that I’m going to be a part of this huge important movement and I need to be a leader, and I need to help lead these people who I became friends with over the years to bring peace across the world, and so far that’s been going great, if it wasn’t for the fact that my uncle, our boss, continuously withhold information from us to the point to where we are in immediate danger 24 seven because he refuses to tell us, hey by the way, I did this in my past and this is the consequences of my actions and they’re gonna bite me in the ass come Sunday so you need to be prepared for that, so instead of getting a conversation that would’ve been productive and helped us prepare three weeks in advance, we’re stuck studying for some basic midterm bullshit, three weeks in advance, and that’s not even what we end up doing, literally, every time, first his former student shows up and attacks me because he was promised this legacy that I stole from him apparently, and then my uncle‘s ex-girlfriend shows up, because why the fuck not, and she’s pissed at him because he betrayed her a long time ago, on top of the fact that my father continuously also withheld’s information and is against my uncle, so he’s constantly fighting us to take over the world and cause chaos where we’re trying to cause peace, not to mention my ex-girlfriend also joined my father, the only time my uncle told me to be weary of something, and I chose not to listen because he never helps, I thought he was being exaggerating, but then my girlfriend stabbed me in the back, literally in a metaphorically, so now I’m currently locked in a cage, contemplating my life choices while the big bad guy is talking to my father in the other room about taking over the world, and I’m stuck staring at my ex-girlfriend who doesn’t know I have her phone. Someone call for help. 😭

For context, I own a… unique hotel. And my brother, who became a ghost, forgot how he died. Upon his death, the hotel was given to me. But recently, some asshole snowglobe demon things attacked and one of them possessed one of my kids and tried to tell my brother how he died. Instead, I came out with it. He had killed himself when he was alive. He was hurt by it and I hate that I didn’t tell him sooner, but when is the right time to tell someone so happy about his afterlife that he killed himself in his actual life? I’m surprised the demon child living with us never brought it up.

Still, I feel bad about keeping it from him. Should I have told him sooner? Am I the jerk for not doing that?