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I (43M) am part of a team that hunts down corrupt super'heroes' in our society. one of my associates (27M) has started dating a superpowered girl (23F) who's part of the most prominent superhero team on the planet. obviously, since we plan to take down superhumans, i dont approve of his new partner, and one of my other associates thinks the same. i honestly feel it wont be beneficial for someone connected to our team to be superpowered

I (teenF) denied that I liked my classmate who I'm tutoring because he isn't considered popular...but he overheard. Now he's mad at me and won't talk to me anymore (even though he REALLY needs help with math).

AITJ?

Now he's my accomplice. If I go to jail, he goes to jail with me.

AITJ?

I (10-13M) work with a group of people . Yes I know that's vague but ignore that.

My coworkers (that I personally work with)are around they're 30s-40 with the youngest being 26 and called 'the baby's of the group.

I was given this job by my mentor but I swear I worked hard to get here too.

Now the problem is that they didn't know my age, I don't show my face much(like at all), not to mention I have voice training so my voice sounds older. We've called a few times and talked but they've never really seen me.

Now it was during an emergency where my age got revealed. Obviously we were busy so we talk about it but now I can feel the distrust and distance between us.

I actually really like these people and I liked being one of the 'heavy hitters' and top person to go to for help but now they're treating me with kids gloves and thoughts about whether I should still be in the same room as them.

I'm gonna be honest it sucks, and considering I've pretty much been moved everywhere as a foster kid, from Gotham to Fawcett city, I kinda counted on these adults.

So I came here to ask AITJ

I (28M) run a relatively quiet exorcism business for those who struggle with curses and spiritual issues; however, I in fact cannot see spirits and have no spiritual abilities and thus cannot actually exorcise them.

My employee (14M), however, has spiritual strength and can see them so I have him do all the work under the guise of my non existent power being too strong and would cause mass collateral damage. To my knowledge he is still unaware of this lie and continues to believe me.

AITJ?

About 16 years ago, I (F) was alone in the world. Until I found a huge meteor that gave me awesome superpowers. I decided to show T (F), someone who was loved by everyone on our planet, the meteor and I showed her how to get powers too! I thought the meteor was a special secret between the two of us, but she ended up showing her other friends and they got powers from it as well. I got really mad at her for betraying me and using my meteor without asking, and I might have accidentally used my powers to shatter her into pieces. I tried to use my powers to fix her, but when I put her back together, she was all glitchy and her skin tone was duller than it was before.

I ran back to the meteor to get more power, but there was none left. One of T's friends, F had made it to the meteor before me to try and stop me. I told them that I needed their power to help T, but they wouldn't listen. They said I was too dangerous and that I needed alone time like THAT WASN'T THE REASON ALL IF THIS HAPPENED. F decided that I should be trapped in the moon, and no matter how much I begged, the rest of T's friends agreed.

They sealed me inside the moon for 16 YEARS. Until suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck the moon, giving me a way out. I realized that I was on a different planet and that F, their friend X, and TW, were on the same planet that I was on. Apparently, TW was hosting some sort of game show, so I started spying on them. I started taking TW's eliminated contestants and convinced some of them to sign contracts. However, my main goal has always been to obtain enough power to fix T. I started searching everywhere for her, but I couldn't find her. Luckily, I was able to get F and TW's power by convincing one of the contestants to give me their powers for a fresh start. When I got their powers, I began searching for T's other friends to obtain their powers. As of right now, I still haven't found T, but when I do, I can finally fix everything, and then she'll be my friend again, and I won't be alone!

However, everyone else keeps calling me a monster. I know I hurt T, but I'm trying to fix that! WHY CAN'T THEY SEE THAT I JUST WANT TO HELP. I'M NOT A MONSTER. THEY'RE THE MONSTERS FOR TRYING TO STOP ME.

So, AITJ?

This is gonna sound insane, but hear me out.

So me (17f) and my best friend (17f) are high school seniors, right? One night, we went out for some drinks (the local bar doesn't care we're underage) because Best Friend (let's call her 'J') wanted to see this city rock band​​​​ that came to play.

J was flirting with the lead singer, as she does. But when she went to get drinks, I overheard them talking about whether or not she's a virgin. (She's not). I told them she was and said "it beats sleeping with creeps like you."

But then a fire broke out. Everyone was toppling over each other to get out. Luckily, I got myself and J out safely. But then she goes with the rock band after we got out??

Anyways. I got home and started crying to my boyfriend (17m) over the phone because I was worried about her. He said "Who cares about [J] [....] People just burned to death." and I hung up on him when I heard a knock on the door.

I went to open it and no one was there. I closed the door and suddenly, J appeared out of nowhere, bloodied and looking like she got thrown into a mulcher, and went to my fridge, absolutely demolished my mom's chicken and then threw black spiky goop up on the floor. Slammed me into the wall, bit me. Then left.

A few days later, J comes to my house and we make out but that's unimportant. She then admits to thethe guys in the band making her a sacrifice and stabbing her a bunch of times in her stomach. She also admits to having cannibalized our school's linebacker, this goth guy I know and our foreign exchange student from India.

At our prom, I was ​so scared she was gonna eat someone because she looked like shit (every time she's starving she looks terrible.. Well, for her) so I wanted to just keep an eye on her the whole time. But she didn't even come.​​

She was actually cannibalizing my boyfriend in the abandoned pool. I fought​ her ​​but it's kinda hard to win when you're up against a demon with supernatural powers and your boyfriend is dying. And he was kinda alive when our fight was done but yes, he did die (RIP)

So, I went over to J's house and stabbed the living shit out of her. Her mom walked in, reported me to the cops, and I got put in penitentiary​​​​​ basically.

But, J bit me again when I was stabbing her so I absorbed some of her powers. I broke out, hunted the band guys down and​ killed them all

AITA?

So for some context I (22m) and my friend (22f), who I’ll call Liza for now, were helping people on the streets of our city before all this went down, problem is it wasn’t entirely legal so we ended up getting arrested by this really pompous and self centered cop who thinks he’s better then us.

We’re brought to the HQ and after a little while the chief (a real dog of a person) gives me and my friend an offer, either join the force or go to jail. Liza joined almost immediately saying she wanted to do more good, I was reluctant at first but eventually joined when Liza needed help.

Now I’m the superior officer of the cop who arrested me and Liza and now he thinks I’m trying to upstage him cause of something out of my control.

AITJ?

I(18M) was dating this girl, let’s call her N(18F). Things were going well, until her father caught us at the local skating rink in a fancy car. The next day she tried explaining things, but I refused and took back a necklace I’d gifted her. She demanded it back, but I refused. AITJ.

There was this guy(16F) I(19M) was set to train. I really liked and respected this guy though he was super quirky. Turns out he was a girl the whole time?! EW! Of coure they were dead to me immediatly. Although after some "convincing" she grew on me again and we're now happily together but I still think about it sometimes. AITJ?

Backstory: I'm(M/27) a naval reservist whose last posting was as executive officer to a minesweeper in the Pacific. So we ran into this absolute monster of a typhoon and our captain, who'd lately been crashing out over STRAWBERRIES of all things, insisted we keep going on our original course even though I could see it was going to take it right into the storm's path. So I relieved him of command and now they're throwing mutiny charges in my face just because I wanted to keep my crew safe! AITJ?

So, I am the head of a charity organization that delivers food to children around the world. The plan was for my son to become head of the organization when I die, but he does not want that; he’d rather be a musician. Upon learning this, my second in command asked if he could succeed me instead. I denied this offer, as he lacked certain physical characteristics that I deemed necessary for the job. Later, my son changed his mind about being head of the company, but he would only take the job if his friend became co-owner. This friend of his also lacked certain physical characteristics that I deemed necessary for the job, but I allowed him and my son to be co-owners anyway. Am I a jerk for this?

So for context: my job is REALLY important! I work for one of the largest law enforcement companies in existence, and am very high up in the ranks - the only one above me is my boss (who literally saved my life after my best friend tried to kill me but that's another story) so I'm pretty vital to keeping things running smoothly!

Long story short, our company actively works to keep things peaceful and calm across multiple different systems, but my estranged son has recently come back into my life and keeps trying to get me to quit?? He says my boss is "evil" and that its "not too late for me", but I've been doing this job for almost two decades now and its extremely important to me!

I even offered him my position when my boss retires, we could have worked together to make this company even better than it is now! But instead of taking the offer he decided to join up with my long-lost daughter (who I didn't even know existed??) and together they literally blew up my companies biggest investment property - TWICE?!?! There were honest, hard-working people on that property!

AITA for getting upset with him?? (I may have accidentally cut his hand off...)

I (32M) recently had a huge fight with my girlfriend (35F) after I agreed to let her interview me about my work. I do a lot of independent humanitarian aid, and I don’t exactly wait around for people to tell me where I can and can’t help people that need it. During this interview, my girlfriend accused me of increasing tensions in a war between a large country and ally of the United States and a smaller, oppressed country by ‘representing’ the US. However, I made it abundantly clear that I’m not representing anyone but myself. The interview got pretty heated as she kept piling on question after question, and I eventually couldn’t take it anymore and told her outright that lives were on the line. I did yell, I’ll admit to that. I don’t know where our relationship is going from here because of something she said afterwards.

So, for context, I was imprisoned for stealing a loaf of bread for my sister's child who was close to death, and we were starving. At this prison, there was this prison guard, we'll call him George for privacy, who ordered me to show this slip of yellow paper. However, I was unable to get work due to this paper. Eventually, a kindly priest took me in, but I shamefully stole some silver from his church. He forgave me, however, and then I was inspired by his words to start a new, honest life, tearing apart my yellow paper.

Many years later, I'm a mayor and wealthy industrialist who employes many workers who need the jobs I gave them. My life was going great until a new policeman arrived to my area, and, guess what, it's George. George, after I confess to avoid the imprisonment of an innocent man, confronts me at the hospital, where I was comforting a dying woman who was wrongly fired by my foreman, promising her that I would rescue her child from some dastardly innkeepers. To him, I realize, I will never not be a criminal.

So now, I'm on the run with her child, while George continues to hunt her and I down, believing that I'll always be a criminal, despite me having reformed. So, AITA?

So me, (teenager M), and my friends, (teenager M, teenager F, teenager M, and teenager F), got roped into a rigged game show we did not sign up for, and had to play against our doppelgangers, who also did not sign up and thought the whole thing was suspicious, we were focused on winning and didn't listen to what they were saying about it being suspicious. Than it got to a point where we had got out two of our doppelgangers and the only person left on our team was my friend (teenager F), she tried to forfeit the game but the host of the game show didn't let her and said she had to finish the game. After that there was a special guest that we didn't know was coming, and it turned out to be the estranged father of our only friend still in the game, then after that the estranged father of my friends doppelganger showed up, oh, and I forgot to mention that they are both evil, and tried to take over the world, so, AITJ for not listening?

I (23M) collect stones across the galaxy from a planet killer, let's just call it E. E destroys everything in its path. Planets, asteroids, you name it. And (almost) every time it destroys a planet, a new stone with mysterious powers is made. If you can't tell, I'm a big superfan of E, so I had to get five of its stones for myself. But then I learned that a lowly restaurant stole ALL FIVE OF MY STOOONES! I then proceeded to kidnap one of their so-called "heroes" and take all their stones from them, because NO ONE MESSES WITH THE PLANET KILLER! After a little back-and-fourth (wait, does back-and-fourth have dashes? I'm gonna say yeah.) with the stones, I finally managed to throw them into a fantasy realm where everything they want comes true. Im even planning on sending E to kill their lousy little planet as revenge and turn it into another stone of power. So yeah, AITJ and please don't say yes or I'll send E after you, too.

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I, (14m), was born different from everyone else. Me, my cousin, and another random girl were created from a magic piece of jewelry that could create beings out of emotions. However, my father was a terrible person. He created me from jealousy of his sister in law's son, (my cousin) and eventually grew ill from creating me, so he blamed me and called me a monster and controlled me through the ring that held my life, and even almost KILLED me once. He isolated me from everything I love and tortured me and my mother for so long and I was only free after he died a couple years later. My aunt suffered the same fate while creating my cousin.

Now, my uncle has become a supervillain hell-bent on bringing his wife (my aunt) back to life using two of the other magic jewels from before, and so he fights two teenage heroes to steal the jewels from them. He also has the jewel that created me and my cousin and that means he can control us or even kill us if he wanted to, so I knew I had to get it from him.

Now, in a stroke of luck, one of the heroes mistook me for my cousin and gave me one of the jewels that can fetch anything you touch with it, and she showed me that she stores all the jewels but the two my uncle's looking for in her yoyo. So after pretending to be my cousin and stealing the yoyo from her, I traded all the other jewels for the one I wanted with my uncle.

However, while I do feel bad for helping a villain (especially my uncle I hate him), I feel like what I did was necessary for both me and my cousins safety. So AITJ?

I (UnknownM) was created as a version of my twin in a magical safe-space with infinite food. There are other twin/clones of other people here. To tell you simply,we clones are heavily deformed,and sometimes can’t even think. I am made of the negative emotions of my counterpart (40M,let’s call C),such as his anger,and hatred. this has caused a lot of problems in my life,but I do not blame him. One day,he becomes my roommate. After that,he brings in a boy and a girl,and they were ruining the vibes so I made them leave. After that,his therapist (35M),comes to our neighborhood,and C brings her in. She,for some reason,started insulting C,saying he complains all the time and never takes responsibility,which made him start crying. I come in,really hungry and confused,and he walks up to me and says that I could eat him,no problem,because it’s just what we do. I do as C says,and become full,but his therapist starts screaming and running away. I tried to get to her to understand why she was so stressed,only for her to grab something and hit my leg prosthetic,making me disabled. Then she runs away. AITJ?

I (50M) am the father of a daughter (19F) who has currently decided to enter the dating pool. One day,she visits me,showing me her new boyfriend (19M). He is a young rapper (I’m guessing my daughter liked that because she’s into music) and is friends with a hoodlum (he is also one). Due to the fact this kid is clearly not good for her and will put her in the wrong crowd,I told her she could not date him. Her boyfriend then starts insulting me using the mic he brings around everywhere,and says he won,and they both left. AITJ?