Idk why I even thought about this but it NEEDS to be made a comic ASAP
Tw for innapropiare humor!
"I'm telling you lapis! Big chest pads in anime are there for a REASON!!!" Lapis couldn't help but cock an eyebrow at the strange theory, she just caught peridot watching some weird animated show on her tablet, it featured various busty anime girs and TONS of physics...it was hypnotic how everything giggled, peridot claimed she was watching it for "research purposes" although her cheeks where flushed an unusual deep shade of green when the ocean gem discovered the strange hobby
"I do wonder...what is this reason peri?" Asked lapis with a slight chuckle on her voice, clearly biting back a giggle with all her might, "A-Aerodynamics!!! Big breasts create a smoother flow of air arround the front of the character, and they also create a very efficient distraction for impending enemies nearby" peridot cleared her throat, ready to continue her explanation, her face turning greener by the second
"I must admit I would be uh...very distracted too" exclaimed peridot, scratching the back of her neck, lapis couldn't hold her laughter back anymore as it bursted out of her all at once "okay that last part was just you being horny" said lapis as she immediately bursted into another fit of giggles and snorts "what's horny?" Asked peridot confused, she's going to search that on Google later...