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▲ 36 r/kennyvsspenny

"Yes, hello?" "UHHHHH, why are you filming me?!" "Are they filming you? I was wondering if I could go into the, uh, uh, the syn— the PLACE, and pray? I'm JEWISH!"

u/Metalock — 5 days ago
▲ 61 r/kennyvsspenny

Alright, so let's be clear. I can't ENCOURAGE you to commit any crime. I can't tell you how to DO a crime, and NOT get CAUGHT. I CAN tell you what is LEGAL, and ILLEGAL. And I can tell you what's sort of a LESSER crime, and more of a MAJOR crime, alright?

u/Metalock — 6 days ago
▲ 52 r/kennyvsspenny

He's ENJOYING HIMSELF, that's GREAT....... HOLY SHIT! This cost me... 3 FUCKIN' GRAND, he's DANCING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET!

u/Metalock — 8 days ago
▲ 43 r/kennyvsspenny

"It's not what I would call journalism, it's more, like, feature writing. It's very YOU, it's got your voice to it, so, um, I think that even though it's not CONVENTIONAL journalism... you know, it's kind of— ONE OF A KIND!"

u/Metalock — 12 days ago
▲ 322 r/KitchenNightmares

"What's wrong with the place?" "Lack of customers." "So WHY have we got a lack of customers?" "We need more customers!"

u/Metalock — 15 days ago
▲ 52 r/kennyvsspenny

Keep your chin up, darling! Yes, you'll NEVER get anywhere in life, by looking at the GROUND!

u/Metalock — 17 days ago
▲ 48 r/kennyvsspenny

I'm here for the big message! I don't care if it's GAY, or whatever... people look at it, the MESSAGE is what's important!

u/Metalock — 22 days ago
▲ 99 r/kennyvsspenny

I AM the champwin! Not that Hollywood blond 💩🔥 Hulk Hogan! FACK Hulk Hogan!

u/Metalock — 26 days ago
▲ 83 r/kennyvsspenny

You're pissed off, 'cause the other guy's kickin' your ass right now! You wanna FUCK ME?! I think you'd better TURN AROUND, and go the OTHER WAY....

u/Metalock — 1 month ago
▲ 35 r/familyguy

Chris, I'm all out of digital audio tape— oh, he's gone... hey, can I get you guys to sign these release forms?

u/Metalock — 1 month ago