
u/Metalock

▲ 63 r/kennyvsspenny
I don't think "quitting" is the right word.... I'm on the DISABLED list.
u/Metalock — 17 days ago
▲ 23 r/FranchiseHockey
I'm in 2128 and the Calgary Flames just set the record for most wins in a season with 68
u/Metalock — 24 days ago
▲ 88 r/KitchenNightmares
I've just been told we've got half of the San Jose Sharks in for dinner, tonight!
u/Metalock — 2 months ago
▲ 264 r/KitchenNightmares
He's just sat there, staring at me... like some big muscle-head MEATBALL...
u/Metalock — 2 months ago
▲ 36 r/kennyvsspenny
"Yes, hello?" "UHHHHH, why are you filming me?!" "Are they filming you? I was wondering if I could go into the, uh, uh, the syn— the PLACE, and pray? I'm JEWISH!"
u/Metalock — 2 months ago
▲ 61 r/kennyvsspenny
Alright, so let's be clear. I can't ENCOURAGE you to commit any crime. I can't tell you how to DO a crime, and NOT get CAUGHT. I CAN tell you what is LEGAL, and ILLEGAL. And I can tell you what's sort of a LESSER crime, and more of a MAJOR crime, alright?
u/Metalock — 2 months ago
▲ 52 r/kennyvsspenny
He's ENJOYING HIMSELF, that's GREAT....... HOLY SHIT! This cost me... 3 FUCKIN' GRAND, he's DANCING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET!
u/Metalock — 2 months ago
▲ 43 r/kennyvsspenny
"It's not what I would call journalism, it's more, like, feature writing. It's very YOU, it's got your voice to it, so, um, I think that even though it's not CONVENTIONAL journalism... you know, it's kind of— ONE OF A KIND!"
u/Metalock — 2 months ago
▲ 322 r/KitchenNightmares
"What's wrong with the place?" "Lack of customers." "So WHY have we got a lack of customers?" "We need more customers!"
u/Metalock — 2 months ago
▲ 52 r/kennyvsspenny
This man has offered to give you an anal cavity search.
u/Metalock — 2 months ago
▲ 52 r/kennyvsspenny
Keep your chin up, darling! Yes, you'll NEVER get anywhere in life, by looking at the GROUND!
u/Metalock — 2 months ago
▲ 48 r/kennyvsspenny
I'm here for the big message! I don't care if it's GAY, or whatever... people look at it, the MESSAGE is what's important!
u/Metalock — 3 months ago
▲ 39 r/kennyvsspenny
That is Spencer's penis, after our trip to Amsterdam...
u/Metalock — 3 months ago
▲ 60 r/kennyvsspenny
I hear... you have a PROBLEM with WOMEN..... is that true?!
u/Metalock — 3 months ago
▲ 99 r/kennyvsspenny
I AM the champwin! Not that Hollywood blond 💩🔥 Hulk Hogan! FACK Hulk Hogan!
u/Metalock — 3 months ago
▲ 68 r/kennyvsspenny
We had hamsters, and the mother ate the babies.......... poor kids.......
u/Metalock — 3 months ago