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▲ 13 r/cooladam

Can we get custom flairs, please?

Since the Zionists didn't do a double tap strike for the first time in their 80 years of existence, can we get user and post flairs, like we had in the old sub?

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u/Michael_Cancelliano — 11 days ago
▲ 9 r/cooladam

I love the pod, but I hate it when they are mean to Adam

>!'s dog: Isis. She is a good girl. Don't yell at dogs for doing dog stuff. They don't understand when you are recording a million dollar podcast or ordering sex slaves from Ukraine a new mom for them.!<

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u/Michael_Cancelliano — 17 days ago
▲ 28 r/TrueAnon

Not another post about Kratom

Listen, I know we like to enjoy and have fun with chemicals in here, but we must do so with responsibility.

I've been drinking Zionist tears non-stop for 24 hours and I'm too giddy to drive. I keep jumping up and down. Sometimes I fart accidentally.

So consider this a PSA: drink those tears judiciously.

Edit: On second thought, no. I will drink them until my bladder demands me to stop. Then I'll keep drinking while seated on the toilet.

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u/Michael_Cancelliano — 17 days ago
▲ 205 r/cooladam

"My fellow Americans, I have been fucked in the ass by the Ayatollah."

It hurts pretty bad. I thought, maybe we will do another Venezuela in Iran and then Cuba. I wanted to switch them up. First caribbean, then desert and back to the caribbean.

My friend Bibi told me: "It will be easy. You have a big penis and the greatest army, Mr. President". He was right. Partially right. The problem with his plan was, and nobody knew this back then, I was the first one to point it out. I said, it does not matter how big your penis is if you are the one being fucked in the ass.

u/Michael_Cancelliano — 19 days ago
▲ 3 r/ChineseWatches

MN and NATO straps: budget recommendation (e.g. Aliexpress or Ebay sellers)

Hi. I would like to try the MN and NATO straps, so I'm looking for budget recommendations besides CNS (Yes, I checked the r/watches wiki).

Please share the store link directly if possible.

Yes, I know I could filter, search for high-volume of sales and good reviews and roll the dice. I am trying to avoid rolling the dice.

Many thanks!

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u/Michael_Cancelliano — 19 days ago
▲ 171 r/cooladam+1 crossposts

"So, we're bombing 'Israel' again... GOOD!"

Iranian Seinfeld: I'm still on the fence about developing nuclear weapons.

Why do they call it the Strait of Hormuz if we can fuck it whenever we want?

[35 minutes in goes into a riff about wanting to kiss the new Supreme Leader]

u/Michael_Cancelliano — 27 days ago
▲ 240 r/TrueAnon

Listening to Cum Town from the beginning. The first BetDSI ad reads with Nick's bits about how you can bet on things outside sports serve as some sort of sardonic foreshadowing of our current day.

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u/Michael_Cancelliano — 30 days ago