Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades…

Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades…

but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim.

u/MikeRobertini — 13 days ago
▲ 58 r/Columbo

Sgt. Frederic Wilson and his camera mounted starlight scope. He bought it himself.

The Greenhouse Jungle, season two.

u/MikeRobertini — 1 month ago

Fuck Gaspar Gomez and fuck da fuckin’ Diaz Brothers! Fuck 'em all!

I bury those cockroaches!

u/MikeRobertini — 2 months ago

Bar Rescue Confession — Has Jon Taffer ever had and/or made a Gimlet?

Picture of a beautiful Gimlet courtesy of Liquor.com

u/MikeRobertini — 4 months ago

Three tomatoes are walking down the street — a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind and papa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him, and says, catch up!

u/MikeRobertini — 5 months ago