u/Minute-Strength7503

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I was deadass so confused, I woke up to google it IRL, and ofc, it was normal.

The first one is a "Simp"

The second one is a "Downright Gooner"

Know the difference!

(And yes, I will pretend like I am that guy)

Felt like spreading some joy today!

Goodbye.

I feel bad now, they must've been pretty pissed.

Not to be greedy or anything, but if anyone wants to, can you draw a good pic of Lumi giving me a cheesecake or anything similar? I'd very much appreciate it!

NOW HEAR ME OUT.

A life size Miniso Lumi plush would be perfect. I could hug her when I'm happy, when I'm sad or at ANY time of the day. She could keep me company when I'm bored or lonely. And most importantly, THE QUALITY OF MINISO PLUSHES IS ON ANOTHER LEVEL. Like Imagine cuddling a Lumi with such texture... It would feel so good. Idc how much it'll cost, whether it costs 2 Polish Zloty ($0.56) or 999 Kuwaiti Dinars ($3,244.87) I AM FUCKING POURING OUT ALL MY MONEY ON IT.

But I'm not gonna be selfish, they should make life size plushie of (almost) everyone, because it would be tuff and the people will be happy. PLEASE MINISO THIS WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD WAY PRINT MONEY LEGALLY!!!11!!!

*sigh*

I'm not sure what lead me to this moment in life, but at the end of the day, it happened, and I'm here to share it. The dream starts off with a simple setting, my room. I'm very familiar with it, which doesn't ring any bells, but there. She was there. Lumi. I've previously tried spawning her 6 times, when lucid, but this time it wasn't deliberate. It was given by the dream from the very start (unfortunately I wasn't lucid, but the dream itself was very vivid, and almost real) We begin talking and getting to know each other, as if we recently started dating or something. We asked each other the basics like "What's your favorite thing to do when you're bored?" or "What's your favorite dessert?" But then. THEN. Something came out of Lumi's mouth that froze me. Out of any question she could've asked, she asked this one. Why? She asked, and I quote

>!"Have you ever gotten straight teeth?"!<

I was speechless. Why would she even care? But I did reply, like a reasonable person.

"No." because I hadn't. Ever.

------------------------------------Zone of Freakiness-----------------------------------------------

>!She didn't really say anything, she just chuckled with a devious grin and kneeled. You know where... Next thing you know. She has fished it out and is holding it. AND I STILL CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS HAPPENED, but she started VORCAIOUSLY, MERCILESSLY, BRUTALLY CHOMPING it. Like it was ON ANOTHER LEVEL. I felt every action she made, all real and vivid. One part of me enjoyed it, but the other part was overwhelmed by her chomping. I begged her to stop, but she didn't listen and kept going, still VEHEMENTLY going full power on it. I woke up when I almost reached peak. I am still baffled to this moment. THIS HAPPENED 4 HOURS AGO AND I'M STILL CONFUSED. WE GOT OUTJERKED BY MY SUBCONCIOUS!<

Also is ts supposed to be like an early birthday gift? Either way, I guess I'm taking it?

(Sorry for publishing this so late, but I was busy with my OUTSIDE LIFE, OMG HE HAS A LIFE OUTSIDE!!! [Unlike somebody, which I won't mention])

We sat down. In awkward silence, nobody else, except the staff. I sit, look at her, admire her gorgeousness, it was too much for me to handle. I was slowly melting into the table looking at her. But then I snap back into reality, after she promptly says

"You gonna order or?" 

Curse me. I was so captivated by her beauty that I had forgotten to order. I reply with a

"Oh my bad. I was just thinking about the sauce selection."

That was a horrible lie. I always ate the Kimchi Sauce noodles, and she knew that, but I didn't want to say that I was busy staring at her eyes and admiring her. 

She stared at me, with a smirk and crossed arms, and was prepared to say something, but was holding it in, but eventually, she had coughed it up.

"Fred, You aren't thinking about no sauce selection, you're just looking at me."

I tried maintaining my calm, I was afraid I would blunder and confess too early or perhaps, something even worse.

"Nah! I was between Kimchi and Teriyaki, Kimchi's better though!" I said in a way to attempt to shake the previous mistake off and move on.

"Fred. It's okay. I know you like me."

That was it. I folded. Under such miniscule pressure, I burst. I couldn't believe that a confrontation at such a small scale could put me in this emotional state. I couldn't hold it in anymore. I sighed, and said

"Lumi. Yes. I do. And I have for a while now. Just seeing you here and there as I worked would make me really happy, you're beautiful, if you didn't already know that."

Lumi chuckled and insouciantly replied

"Thanks Herra Obvious, but I could already tell."

I kept the same oblivious facial expression, but deep down, I shuddered. Was I really that obvious? Did I deluge her with my passion without even letting it downpour? Have the tectonic plates of enamor done so much damage, even with such pathetic magnitude?

"Really? What makes you think that way?"

Is what I foolishly replied with, I feared that the more I acted obtuse, the more charcoal I threw onto the campfire, which would eventually run out, and the fire would fizzle out. 

Her Facial expression shifts, and she leans over with one hand on her cheek

"Really Fred? You're really gonna ask me this? Maybe you treat me differently than others? Maybe you hang out with me more than anyone in this park? Maybe you've probably yelled at and lectured almost everyone in this park other than me? I knew something was up, Fred, since day one." she finished the sentence with a seductive smirk.

"What? What do you mean?" I was still playing my terrible naive gambit, hoping it would lead somewhere. I'm not sure how it helped, but it kept the conversation going, and that's all that mattered to me right now.

She exhaled, almost to prepare to tell an entire story, which she did

"Don't you remember that one time where Starr Nova swung her sword hear you when you were working on the new signs for her? You grabbed her sword and threw it into the furnace, and yelled at her so loud, not even I could recreate that in my concerts! And the other day, when Colette left her scrapbook so you tripped? You grabbed it, tore it into 5 pieces and burn it with a blowtorch! The time when Draco accidentally dropped his pocket dragon into your digging site? You whacked it so far away with your shovel, that it went to the other side of the park! But when I hit you when you were working on a ladder with one of my morning stars, you just fell, brushed it off, handed it back to me and smiled! You wouldn't do that if you didn't have feelings for me!"

She was right. Even if I did fall 10 meters, I brushed it off. I loved her so much, that I couldn't get mad at her, even if my short temper exists. I was done playing this dumb fool's game and finally snapped.

"Fine... I do very much love you..." I was extremely hesitant, but I needed to ask.

"But do you love me back?"

She smirked and replied with a "Hmph, It's definitely worth giving a try. Fine! I'll date you. Only if you promise to actually love me!"

I was speechless... She actually accepted this? She actually wanted to give ME a chance?

"Thank you so much Lumi! I love you... Alright! I guess we should order now!"

I turn to the waiter and say "Yes! Two Portions of Chicken Noodles with the Kimchi sauce, in one plate, extra sesame seeds, and tone it down with the vegetables, I don't want too many. What about you Lumi?"

"Nothing. That's good."

I was flabbergasted. I invited her here, just so she could eat nothing? I didn't say anything at first, it was her choice, and whatever made HER comfortable, made ME comfortable. But after, the waiter went to place our order, I turned to her in an upset face.

"Lumi? What happened? Aren't you gonna eat? I tell Lumi, but she's in this seductive face. I was confused, I didn't find anything seductive in starving on your first date.

"Fred, You think I'm not gonna eat? I'm gonna eat, but from your bowl... after all, the best delicacies are the ones you share with your loved ones" she says as she puts her hand on cheek and gently brushes it

My skin was turning redder than a London bus. But I enjoyed every moment, Lumi looked at me, and my vulnerable state. She was clearly pleased, and so was I. I love dominant women, I wanted to be under Lumi's control. Eventually, after she caressed me, the food arrived.

We began digging in and enjoying the food, watching Lumi devouring and slurping the noodles was cute to me. Her facial expression was perfect, just like herself. This cute, pleased face. I also devoured the food, but I didn't care about the taste, even though I loved those noodles, the taste of Lumi's love and passion, even her presence, overpowered the spiciness and flavor of the noodles. After a while of munching, we finish the plate.

"Ah... That was delicious, wanna do anything else? It's great to spend time with you. You're a very comforting person to be around..."

(*aggressively eating the Kinder Buenos* So do you guys want the story to progress more, or are you guys drooling for the Sumi Lex?)

Just imagine her petting me *bashing my head* and calling me a good boy...

*inhale*

I'm here to say this again. I don't know how Supercell manages to come up with this kind of brawler, but I'M SO GRATEFUL. Like how gorgeous can one be? I'm not sure how I can acquire her in real life. But I'd do MAD THINGS MAD THINGS. To get her.

Work hard labor for 20 hours in unsafe conditions in a coal mine? Pfft... Make it a choice!

Give up Carrots, Cigars and DAVE'S HOT CHICKEN AT THE SAME TIME?! Hm.... Alright... Better... But try harder. Still hardly a decision.

Get beaten, harassed and pushed around by her? Really? Something that'd I'd ENJOY?! DEFINETLY

Walk around the world by foot? No. Still would.

THERE IS NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO FOR MY EMPRESS. LOOK AT HER FACE HERE. WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO BE PINNED TO A WALL BY A FINNISH TOMBOY AND HARRASED AND TEASED, THEN MOCKED INTO SUBMISSION UNTIL YOU'RE ON ALL FOURS, AND SHE BEGINS CARESSING YOU CALLING YOU A GOOD BOY? No? No? Oh. My bad.

BUT ANYWAY. THERE IS SO MUCH I WOULD TO GET HER.

HER.

HER GORGEOUS EYES.

HER LUSCIOUS HAIR.

HER CUTE VOICE.

AND OF COURSE, HER ATTITUDE, THAT NO ADJECTIVE COULD DESCRIBE.

I'm losing it...