u/Moaktrekken

Bullshit.

The translation of this is "you're right, this shit doesn't make sense, and you're making me really anxious and nervous because if I think too hard about this, I'm going in the fire, so stahp."

There are two MAJOR issues with this hand-waving dismissal of logical questions. First of all, do they REALLY think God is going to answer my questions if I'm going to Hell? Like, God says he's sending me to the fire, and I say "hang on, before I go, can you tell me why Genesis 1 says you created plants, then animals, then humans, and Genesis 2 says you made Adam, then plants, then animals, then Eve?” And God's gonna be like "oh yeah, sure! Before I flick you into the lake of lava, let's sit down and go over all these questions. I'm happy to answer them." Wha? Total nonsense.

And the second problem is that they're telling me that God will be happy to give me these answers... but only after I've died. These questions that no one can answer are what's stopping me from believing, and I'd believe if only I got the answers. God has those answers, and he WILL give them to me - but only after it's too late for those answers to save me. He knows I'll believe if those questions get answered, but he just refuses to do it. But as soon as I'm dead! As soon as I'm DOOMED! He'll provide them with a smile on his face.

But do I get to go to Heaven now that it all makes sense and I can believe it? Sorry, Fucko, you died already. And death locks you into the state you were in right at that exact instant, for some reason. Totally not because this shit is all made up. They fuckin' made it up, folks, it's make believe! It's make believe.