u/ModsCry_iLoveIt

Loading heavy stuff for a customer, as im loading he says: in a few years you'll look different.

I keep loading.

Customer: in a few years you'll look like a body builder, you think so?

Me:sure

Customer picks up an angry tone at this point.

Customer:you're very unhappy!

I keep loading

Customer: I'm talking to you, youre so unhappy!

Me: im happy to help but i dont like small talk.

Customer: that doesn't matter, im a customer and I want to talk.

Me: You gotta cell phone?

Customer: no

Me: Get one so you can call and talk to whoever you want.

Customer freezes for a second and turns red.

Customer: fuck you!

I start smiling, trying not to laugh and keep loading.

Customer: im a customer you need be happy that im talking to you!!

I start laughing.

Me: im happy now.

Customer slams trunk shut.

Me: that was 11.

Customer:what!!??

Me: i loaded 11, you bought 12.

Customer opens trunk, I load one more, customer slams trunk again.

Loading heavy stuff for a customer, as im loading he says: in a few years you'll look different.

I keep loading.

Customer: in a few years you'll look like a body builder, you think so?

Me:sure

Customer picks up an angry tone at this point.

Customer:you're very unhappy!

I keep loading

Customer: I'm talking to you, youre so unhappy!

Me: im happy to help but i dont like small talk.

Customer: that doesn't matter, im a customer and I want to talk.

Me: You gotta cell phone?

Customer: no

Me: Get one so you can call and talk to whoever you want.

Customer freezes for a second and turns red.

Customer: fuck you!

I start smiling, trying not to laugh and keep loading.

Customer: im a customer you need be happy that im talking to you!!

I start laughing.

Me: im happy now.

Customer slams trunk shut.

Me: that was 11.

Customer:what!!??

Me: i loaded 11, you bought 12.

Customer opens trunk, I load one more, customer slams trunk again.

The end.