Hello! I know this sub is AI free but I'm going to state it firmly, I will not accept anything done by AI; it goes against my brand and against my beliefs as a person. If I wasn't against AI, I'd use it for this, but I'd rather hire a person.

I am looking for 2 thumbnails for substack serialized romance novels. I'm personally a fan of simple+nice word art, I've got a placeholder sample of a Concept for them both, however as my friends have pointed out to me, I have no taste. I also have no concept of what sells.

Novel 1: Contemporary Hockey Romance, Kink/Femdom-Heavy, titled Slapshot: Penalty Box Blues
Novel 2: Contemporary snowed-in-cabin in Alaska, Musher Game Warden x Girl He Rescues titled Cabin Fever

I am NOT looking for covers, just thumbnails for substack. Starting point is $75CAD for both

MUST BE ABLE TO BE PAID VIA PAYPAL OR YOU'RE CANADIAN AND CAN TAKE AN E-TRANSFER

Edit:

AI USERS ARE LAZY STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY POST YOU ASSHOLES

TLDR serializing a novel, I have no subs who would pay yet but on the off chance I get there, I'd like to be able to have my paid subs get their chapter early. I'm releasing every other week, so paid would be head. IE chapter 7 releases to the unpaid and the paid get chapter 8. My question is how do I unlock the paid content for the unpaid subs? Is that a thing I can do? Or would I need to repost it? I haven't started the serial yet I'm trying to get my stuff together.

I got locked out of all of Meta today, they even banned my personal facebook of 17 years, I have no idea why, but according to them I am a bot. I can't make new accounts because through Evil Meta Powers they know it's me (trust me, I tried on both my spare emails).

How the fuck do I market my novel? I was planning on putting it out in September. I'm incredibly upset right now and also all of my family is texting me trying to figure out why I disappeared. Like what do I even do? I can't reach out to anyone, I can't get followers, I have no idea how to even get follows on twitter or bluesky. Am I just fucked? Incredibly depressed right now.

I filled in the captcha, but their SMS code just straight up hasnt come through, do I just need to wait and try again tomorrow?

I noticed someone in a big server I'm in has their profile as private, I'd never seen that before. I use my own account as a way to promote my novels, people find my website through it, I want to make sure people can click it and find my stuff. What setting is it to make sure this option is off?