u/MoscowTrain

Shit happened this yr. So i was chilling kitu morning on a sat, my boy rings me that he is coming from malindi with his 2 boys and theyre gonna need a bnb to crash in msa for like 2 days before waishie Nairobi, he is my nibba, so faster faster, made some few calls and i got them 2 br.... apo afternoon they arrive, they were a bit wasted so 2 of them dozed off, and me and my boy started catching up coz it had been a minute we hadn't seen each other.... evening zilikuwa zimeshuka, wanaume wakasema tutafute pombe, and hoes while chlling, we went to kingston got beers and watched a game until 10, then straight mpaka shiva .....got two bottis tukapiga shots , and went to msa beach for a park and chill, ilipofika midnight zishashika, sasa ni kurudi home, on of the nibbas wants to go to a strip club, the rest of us are tired, and he is the driver so he wants to divert into his road of choice, and we started arguing.... we got to first avenue , we see two pokoos, one was a fine slim lightskinned wearing a white tight dress and the other one was wearing those sexy fishnet stuff and a lil skirt, plus boooy, the pokoo was thick and had a huge ass and nice racks........and an idea pops up , instead of strippers si tuchukue milayas, and since we were 4 we agreed we get two more , but one of the boys rejected the idea, hes married lol na dere pia akasema ako sawa.....sisi hao, "kuma shiingaaa"?..."elfu mbili", being a good bargainer i brought them down to 1500 plus alcohol, we still had like a botti still, and since i was the one negotiating i took myself the thick bitch and negotiated myself a Bj kwa iyo 15...we got them inside, kuwapakata wakichapa shots.......sisi hao mpaka bnb, we got there,..... ulikuwa unatuma pesa, anaconfirm message, alafu anavua chupi kama amepanda kitanda, since the bnb was a 2 br , two of the boys went to sleep in one , one was tired the other was just bored with the hoes, mwingine akachukua the other room , he beat me to it coz milaya alikuwa anajaribu kukataa mambo ya BJ and i didnt want games so we had to get back to the negotiating table, coz alinikumbusha kwa gari i fingered her na kufinger huwa ni mia mbili, but i was having none of it, 1500 period!!!. sasa mimi ilibidi niikulie kwa sofa..... this mama, gave me a nice sloppy toppy....then aka pandisha skirt akateremsha fishnet, buana ,,,,,thats when i came eye to eye with Charybdis......that pussy was huge, labia majora ni jackflaps mamae, second largest pussy i have ever seen, after ruto.........stuck my shaft inside nikaanza shuhuli.... that pussy was cooold, buana my deki kept on slipping out, told her to remove her blouse niguze jegi, she disputed, i continued ploughing it since nishatoa pesa, na maji ukiyavulia ni uyaoge..... Mimi nae alcohol ikiwa kwa bloodstream,huwa simwagi rahisi, a biological advantage i'm always proud of,,,, na kwa malaya time is everything, kahaba started getting impatient, akaanza, "kwani umenimezea viagra" i told her to relax then requested she get on top, ndio nishushe, she said, iyo iko na bei yake, i requested for doggy, she answered rudely "nikibendover ni elfu moja", at this point im mad af, nikachomoa but bado niko wima, but since pesa inaishia kwa ejaculation, she started handjobs in an attemtpt to get me to spill,,,,,,, wueh karibu anivunjie my nice appendage, told her to fuck off, nikaifukuza and told her, her pussy was just a huge shitbag..... BIG MISTAKE!!!, never start a verbal exchange with a pokoo, youll lose, akaanza matusi,...yaaaayee sijaitukanwa iyo design..... i threw her out and her handbag was still inside, she started banging the door shouting akaamsha the whole apartment, i threw her trash from the window and she slapped the window so hard cracking it,,,,, i remember going to sleep ....asubuhi caretaker na host wakakuja ngware , my details were recorded nikarudishiwa dooh ya one day and we were told to leave immidiately and i am forever banned from that apartment.

Bamburi now has a full‑blown underground industry built around young babes producing online adult content, and it’s run by organized networks, with allegations that even cops are involved. That’s how deep the exploitation goes.

But in an economy this brutal, you can’t fault people trying to survive. The real failure is a system that leaves them with no other path to dignity. Wantam siku zombo!!!

I watched the interview between Jimmy Wanjigi and Jeff Koinange, and what stood out to me was Wanjigi’s call for a full audit of Kenya’s national debt. If public funds have indeed been lost through corruption and inflated debt structures, then accountability should take priority over optics and endless projects We dont want any more roads and stadiums. Kenya needs leadership focused on transparency, recovering stolen wealth, and prosecuting those who have economically crippled the country. And just to add...the cookies i sell are for recreational purposes, ukileta njaa zako, ukule mzima mzima kama Nuvita, you'll call your illiterate nyanyez from her unmarked grave and there's nothing i can do.

I was listening to Scar and Chaxy chat, and Chaxy started talkin' about Cods, and Scar responded, "si unajua mambo ya uyo mdem ni ngumu," and it got me thinking, kwani there's been friction between Cods and Wakadinali in the past?