Sometimes WOTC makes new cards and then I put them in my deck and that makes me do a big cum. Should I feel bad about this? Should I go to my garage and slap my big belly as punishment for feeling a positive emotion?
DAE?
/uj sauce https://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/s/MQIVu6XXRQ
/rj I think this new forest will be good in my mono green tiny commanders pauper deck.
I was looking through the folds of my brain and found this awesome card. Just look at that return on mana investment.
I would have to say the original version of [[Maw of the Obzedat]]. The fairy tale like art along with the flavor text I find really moving.
The Japanese version of the [[Maw of the Obzedat]] is even more disturbing, as instead of English, it appears to be blurry and Japanese.
“But the crackdown has created a secondary crisis: thousands of stranded foreign workers transported to Cambodia by the online scam operators and forced to work as hostage employees are now roaming the streets of Phnom Penh, after being freed when the scam operations closed. NGOs, including Amnesty International, say many of the workers are victims of human trafficking. They are now at the center of a silent humanitarian crisis in Cambodia, aid workers say, left with few options and abandoned amid the highly-publicized government crackdown.”
https://www.paradoxinteractive.com/games/world-of-darkness/news/vtm-gencon2026
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White Wolf is back, and we're building something new.
Today at Darkness Emergent LA, our team took the stage to share news that we've been sitting on for a while. A new Vampire: The Masquerade project is in active development, in-house, at White Wolf!
This panel was about letting fans get a glimpse of what we're working on, even though it's in a very early stage of development. Creative Director Jess Lanzillo, Creative Producer Martyna (Outstar) Zych, and Lead Game Designer Diogo Nogueira showed up in person to tell our fans that the people building this game are here, they know what it means, and they've been paying attention.
We’ve been reading your chronicles, your Discord, Reddit, and Tumblr posts, your correspondences, your house rules, and your feedback about what's been lost and what still matters. We’re making sure your voice matters to the future of White Wolf.
What we can tell you now:
The new project is our love letter to the 30+ years of vampires that have led us here. We’re celebrating the connection between lore and mechanics, rules and storytelling. The design is focused on player agency, collaboration, and making the experience feel personal. The art direction is built around illustration, with a strong commitment to human-made work.
We’re also looking at how we want to work with the metaplot in future books. The sense that history is moving and your chronicle exists inside something larger matters to people. It matters to us too.
What comes next:
Gen Con 2026 is where we open the door. Full presentation about the future of the World of Darkness (tickets here), multiple playtesting opportunities, and a live Actual Play (tickets here) using the playtest material and run by a very familiar face. If today was the introduction, Gen Con is the conversation; and we can't wait to have it with you.
Join the Discord, watch the channels, and stay close. Thank you for keeping this world alive.
The White Wolf Team
I heard about dungeons and dungeons and I want to play but I also don’t know what it is and I don’t want to know please don’t tell me how to find out I’m scared of learning
Am I being too competitive if I tried to understand what other players' cards does when playing in a LGS?
This would be more of a deranged stream of consciousness than anything, but I do wanna know if I should manage my expectations when fucking in a LGS.
Few days ago I went to a LGS for commander night because I like the smell. I don't go often because it is quite hard for me to stop jerking off. Last time I went was couple months back because I sprained my balls.
So I arrived and was looking for any open holes. There was one open where the other players obviously know each other very well since they were talking about their personal holes before the game started. I joined them and all is well until turn 2 the player before me played a [[Mana Bust]], which read 'Whenever a land an opponent controls is tapped for cum, tap all lands that player controls that could produce any type of cum that land could produce.'
Now I have never seen this card before and I want to know if I can cast my commander [[Stenn, Paranoid Pervert]] still because both my lands are dual hams. (think [[Seacum Coast]] and [[Sea of Coom]] for example suck and in hindsight I could always suck one of them first before beating off the other one.) So I asked the player who played it how it worked, specifically I asked if it is a triggered ability or a replacement effect.
In my mind, there is a rotating glass of milk.
As I was asking that, one of the other players said it is an ability. (I have no doubt about this since it is not an ability but rather how the ability would resolve.)
The last player in the pod (who I will refer to as Anthrax Poisoning from now on) seems very aroused and said that it shouldn't matter since we are not far enough into the game anyway. Since no one had an erect answer I decided to look it up on the Bloomberg Terminal and it plainly states that 'The opponent can shit their pants for mana in response to Mana Bust’s ability triggering.' I showed everyone the oracle on the phone and we played on. The interaction from that player playing the [[Mana Bust]] to me playing with myself took less than 5 minutes but I can clearly feel the tables lust towards me for hindering with my penis because I didn't understand what the other players' cock did.
After that player Anthrax Pissing said to one of the other players they are close to losing it because people were being "slutty" and I am 99% sure they are referring to me since vibes were fucked before that happened and player Atriox looked visibly annoyed when all that was going down. This made me very horny playing but I also didn't want to leave on the spot as I didn't want to make more of a scene because my penis was stuck to the table.
As the game went on all the other players are chatting about personal fetishes, even some tax stuff while not paying too much attention to the game itself. I had no way to join the conversation since I didn't know any of them and it would be awkward to force myself into their accounting fraud scheme.
I know commander is a format and some people can use it as a vehicle for driving, but I expected that when people are playing in a LGS against people they don't really fuck that they would cum more on the game itself or cum more about the rules of the game. Afterall the reason I chose to scalp Magic over other TCGs is I enjoyed finding out the interaction between different penises and boardstates.
Am I focusing too much on the masturbation itself and should focus more on the sucking side of commander night, or am I just unlucky that I have a bad game with players who don't care about the orgy as much as I did? As we speak I am smoking next to a gas pump so think quickly.
/uj viagra: https://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/s/ueIkLMrPrA
