Selena Gomez seems like the kind of person who says “I’m taking a break from social media” and somehow comes back with three brand deals, a cooking show episode, and a TikTok sound trending in under 48 hours.
Her music career has the energy of “whispering emotionally over expensive production” and somehow it still ends up stuck in everyone’s head for a week.
And the way the internet treats every single thing she does like a global summit meeting:
“Selena liked a comment.”
Breaking news. Analysts are investigating. Markets unstable.
Meanwhile her fans defend her online like they’re on payroll with full medical benefits.
But honestly, surviving Disney fame, internet drama, AND public relationships while still seeming relatively normal is kind of impressive.
A product launch photoshoot vs a launch in a majority white country. Y’all again, I don’t like Hailey either but I just cannot with the selenators constantly doing this shit. Im so tired… if your selulu was so great, then why are y’all constantly comparing her to others or being threatened by others???
Is it me or is REM beauty so underwhelming most of the time? Like I was so hyped up for the DW collection but it didnt give DW at all. I did love the Wicked collection though. I also don’t see many influencers talking about the brand or anything.. im assuming because they don’t get paid. I wish REM was bigger because there are def a ton of products that are SO good and sadly there are also a ton that aren’t.
Taylor seems to have a lot of street sightings and pap photos. Will selulu hit her up soon to ‘hang out’ for clout? Let’s wait..
Seen this comment about their joint flop album. They sure don’t care about the numbers eh 😂 isn’t that why she begged Taylor to post about it? Kept panic releasing multiple versions ‘only on her website for a few hours’ when she knew Playboi Carti was competing for no.1 spot 💀 LMAO and the ‘made most of it in their bedroom for their memories’… more than half of the album is sad songs about some flop ex relationship she had… PLEASE.
I remember seeing this back in the day without knowing who she was and thought ‘my God, she sounds terrible’ 😭 the fact she skips the ‘youuu’ part kills me everytime 💀
Not a Hailey fan but man these Selulus are really mentally ill to wish death on this poor woman because she ‘pose’ like selulu 🤡