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Random ahh war alliance

Random ahh war alliance

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The Korean War of 1950 created one of history's strangest alliances: Turks and Greeks fighting side by side under the United Nations banner.

Random countries with absolutely nothing to do in the Korean peninsular at that time, participating in some random ass war.

But but but....

In the end, the image of Turks and Greeks fighting together in Korea is both ironic and symbolic. It reminds us that alliances can change quickly

u/My_Test_Acc_1 — 18 hours ago

The "True" Roman successor

Everyone wants to be the true successors or Roman Empire....

Byzantines,

Holy Romans,

Turks

Blah blah blah

u/My_Test_Acc_1 — 20 hours ago

Imagine being slimed out by a cute fish

This image references a joke regarding the 35th Infantry Division of the German Wehrmacht during World War II.

Nobody is denying the crimes but again in terms of memes and humour.... This cute fish and the stuff.... Yeah!

Funny

u/My_Test_Acc_1 — 20 hours ago

Prussians doing a brainded move

The War of the Fourth Coalition in 1806

is the prime historical example of Prussia attacking Napoleon essentially alone without effective coalition help. Following years of neutrality, Prussia grew deeply alarmed by Napoleon's expanding influence in Germany and the creation of the Confederation of the Rhine. Driven by a misplaced confidence in the legacy of Frederick the Great, the Prussian leadership issued an ultimatum to France demanding the withdrawal of French troops from German soil.

In October 1806, the French army decisively crushed the Prussian forces at the twin battles of Jena and Auerstedt. The Prussian military state collapsed in mere weeks, leading to the occupation of Berlin and proving that attacking Napoleon without synchronized coalition support was a catastrophic mistake

u/My_Test_Acc_1 — 2 days ago

Plato, the original Giga Chad

When the Sophists were dazzling crowds with pure rhetoric, Plato basically walked in and said, “cool speech, now define justice properly.”

His entire philosophy was the intellectual equivalent of a heavyweight flex: while others focused on sounding convincing, Plato obsessed over truth, logic, and tearing weak arguments apart through relentless questioning.

In debates, if he wr to be seens loosing, my guy would just start flexing and he was ripped!!

This did turn the tide and made people be in awe.!

Plato, the original Giga Chad

u/My_Test_Acc_1 — 5 days ago

Worst copper deal in the history of copper deals

About 3,770 years ago, a disgruntled trader named Nanni fired off a litany of woes about a transaction gone awry, giving a piece of his mind to the allegedly unscrupulous merchant-a fellow Babylonian by the name of Ea-näşir.

Though this all took place in the ancient city of Ur (in what is modern-day Iraq), the complaint resonates with modern consumers, with claims of shady financial dealings, low-quality product, and a serious lack of customer service. So much so, actually, that the complaint letter enjoys a Guinness World Record as the world's oldest, and Nanni's grievances from four millennia ago have now inspired a seemingly endless string of memes, comics, and in-depth comparisons on the internet.

So who was Ea-naşir, and why is Nanni's complaint letter so compelling thousands of years after it was written?

'I shall inflict grief on you!'

The notorious tablet was discovered in Ur about a century ago, when an expedition led by famed archaeologist Sir Leonard Woolley unearthed why may be the home of Ea-näsir, including a slew of business documents recorded in cuneiform writing on small clay tablets. Among them was Nanni's complaint. Dating from 1750 B.C., the palm-sized tablet is inscribed in Akkadian, the language spoken in ancient Mesopotamia at the time. Today, the tablet is part of the collections of the British Museum.

The letter, dictated by Nanni, slams Ea-nasir for promising "fine quality copper ingots," then failing to follow through on the deal. Instead, Nanni complains, the merchant has sent low-grade copper, treated him and his messenger with contempt, and take his money

u/My_Test_Acc_1 — 6 days ago

My GOAT from history 👑

Some people might say otherwise,

I could agree with them but then, we'll both be wrong!

u/My_Test_Acc_1 — 6 days ago

King Charles XII of Sweden goes Cowabunga on his enemies

Charles XII ascended Sweden's throne in 1697 at age 15, inheriting an empire dominant in the Baltic. In 1700, Denmark-Norway, Saxony-Poland under Augustus II, and Russia under Peter the Great formed a coalition to exploit his youth, attacking

Holstein-Gottorp, Livonia, and Ingria respectively.

Charles swiftly crushed Denmark at Humlebæk, forcing the Treaty of Travendal; routed Russia's 40,000 at Narva despite blizzard conditions and 4:1 odds; then spent 1701-1706 deposing Augustus via victories at Kliszów, Fraustadt, and invasion of Saxony, installing puppet Stanisław Leszczyński.

u/My_Test_Acc_1 — 6 days ago

Fall of Constantinople

In April 1453, during the final Ottoman siege of Constantinople, Ottoman Sultan Mehmed II led ships could not simply sail into the harbor because:

the chain blocked them,

Byzantine and allied Genoese ships guarded the area,

and Constantinople’s sea walls were extremely strong.

So Mehmed needed another way inside.

Mehmed’s Solution....Move Ships Across Land

Instead of breaking the chain directly, Mehmed ordered his men to move ships overland.

The Ottomans then built wooden tracks or ramps,

greased them with animal fat or oil,

and dragged ships on logs like giant rollers

The soldiers watching were like ""Wtf do you mean they are moving the ships on land" is the meme

Though interesting/sad this lead to the fall of Constantinople and the byzantine empire

u/My_Test_Acc_1 — 6 days ago

Roman navy was just built different

Those Romans were what I'd call survivalists.

They did the best with what they had and it just turned out great.

Phenomenal!

u/My_Test_Acc_1 — 7 days ago
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If we say it didn't happen then it didn't happen

Turkey is a settler-colonial state built on the lands of indigenous Armenians, Assyrians, Greeks, and Kurds. Its history of g*****e is denied in so-called Turkey, and to this day, the survivors' descendants cannot return to their homes.

If you speak out against one colonization, you must also speak out against another. Turkish colonialism is no different from Western colonialism: the only difference is that it continues today, while its history is denied and the indigenous populations are still suppressed.

Millions of hidden Armenians and Greeks are forced to hide their identities because it is not safe to live openly as Armenians or Greeks in Turkey (especially in so-called Eastern Turkey, former Western Armenia). These communities remain under threat, and their rights are violated to this day.

u/MTT3169 — 7 days ago

India with the Canadian gift, used for "peaceful purposes"

Lmaoo

Who in their right mind would give a nuclear reactor, a growing, feared tech at that time and expect it for peaceful purposes. Even today, this won't be true.

Well, kudos to India!

They did work hard to be a strong nuclear powered country

u/My_Test_Acc_1 — 7 days ago

Emperor Caligula's Royal ships

The ships were discovered beneath the waters of Lake Nemi, a volcanic lake located about 18 miles (29 km) southeast of Rome. For centuries, locals knew massive wooden structures rested at the bottom, but no one had the engineering ability to recover them. That changed under Benito Mussolini(italian dictator) in the late 1920s, when the Italian government launched one of the largest archaeological recovery projects of its time.

Engineers revived an ancient Roman drainage tunnel and slowly lowered the lake level by more than 70 feet (21 meters), exposing two enormous ceremonial ships tied to Emperor Caligula. The vessels were unlike anything previously found from the Roman world. One stretched over 230 feet (70 meters) long and featured marble floors, plumbing systems, mosaic tiles, bronze fittings, and advanced rotating mechanisms that looked centuries ahead of their time.

Absolute royalty and class!!!

Historians still debate their exact purpose, though many believe they were floating palaces used for religious ceremonies and imperial displays of power.

Tragically, both ships survived nearly 1900 years underwater only to be destroyed in a fire during World War II in 1944.

u/My_Test_Acc_1 — 7 days ago
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The Battle of Dara saw an actual Bath slave kills 2 persian champs in a formal duel

In 530 AD, during the Battle of Dara, the Byzantine general Belisarius declined a single-combat challenge from a boasting Persian champion. Instead, he sent his bath slave, Andreas, who was an undercover wrestling instructor into the arena. Andreas promptly killed the Persian challenger, and subsequently defeated a second Persian knight who charged him out of rage

u/My_Test_Acc_1 — 7 days ago
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How did they even think of doing this?!?!

The first unification of Germany occurred in 1871 after Prussia's victory in the Franco-Prussian War.

In this unification, most of the German-speaking states of Europe united under the crown of Prussia to form the German Empire.

So ...all hail Otto von Bismarck!!!

u/Greek_Bodybuilder995 — 3 days ago

The cannonball from "The siege of Rome"

The cannonball in the staircase of Palazzo Colonna is a relic from the 1849 Siege of Rome. In 1849, Rome briefly became a republic (the Roman Republic) after Pope Pius IX fled the city following a liberal revolution. France was keen to maintain Catholic influence in Europe and restore the Pope to power so they sent troops in to take Rome back. The French bombardment of the city was intense - and one of those cannonballs found its way into the Palazzo Colonna's grand staircase. The Colonna family, rather than patching it up, just... left it there

And for ones wondering, Palazzo Colonna is a palatial block of buildings in central Rome, Italy, at the base of the Quirinal Hill,

It is built in part over the ruins of an old Roman serapeum, and it has belonged to the prominent Colonna family for over twenty generations.

20 GENERATIONS!!!

Today it's kinda like a luxury hotel where you can book a stay starting around €200

u/My_Test_Acc_1 — 9 days ago