I don't even know if I can post this here.

I've been called “wife material” quite a few times by people across different age groups and genders.

What exactly are the standards of being “wife material”? What are we judging a woman against? How a "good woman" should behave???

Is she considered “wife material” because she's caring, patient, emotionally available, knows how to manage any situation, is “adjusting,” doesn't have “too many” opinions, or knows when to compromise? I mean, I can be all these and still be independent, ambitious, messy, difficult and figuring out myself.

I don't think I have a problem with the phrase itself. I can understand someone might simply mean, “She's someone I could see myself building a life with.” And, there's nothing wrong with that.

But the standards associated with the phrase feel a lot more nuanced. Sometimes, it feels like we're complimenting women for how well they fit into a role rather than appreciating them for who they are outside of it.

And ig that's what makes the phrase uncomfortable for me: Who gets to decide what makes someone “wife material” in the first place?

Before calling someone “wife material,” maybe we should ask ourselves: Are we appreciating her as an individual, or evaluating her for a role we expect her to fulfill?

I just hope there are no bouncer questions. Apparently, SBR is famous for that😭🤧

Basic rules

• 1 valid point = 1 mark.
• Don’t know anything? Just define the key words in the requirement.
• Write the standard. Not necessarily the name, but the number.
• Most underrated - State the obvious. I repeat, STATE THE OBVIOUS.

Section A

We need 30 marks here. That’s it. How tho?

Question 1: PRE-POPULATED SPREADSHEET!!!!!!
[Try grabbing 20 marks here]

Accompanying that - MUST KNOW ADJUSTMENTS!!

>Goodwill calculation!!!
Control and almost everything from IFRS 10, IFRS 3 and IAS 28.
Defined benefit plan.
Functional currency and retranslation.
Financial Instruments - HEDGING!!!!
“Correct the treatment.”
Discontinued operation - IFRS 5.
Revenue recognition - IFRS 15.
Share-based Payment - IFRS 2.
Sub-leasing; sale and leaseback - IFRS 16.

Question 2: Ethics [grab 10-12 marks here]

TECHNICAL ARTICLES!!!!

>Basic ethics - 5 principles (OPPIC) and threats.
Crowdfunding, IFRS 8, Stewardship - just copy-paste the technical article into ChatGPT.
Accompanying standards - IAS 12, IAS 21, IAS 36, IAS 38, IFRS 9, IFRS 11.

Section B

We need 30 marks here as well. Aim for 15 marks each.

Honestly, the scope is insane. Sometimes, consolidation itself is tested again in Question 3😭

Oh yeah, Question 3 is famous for sustainability btw.

I’m just gonna list all the standards🤧 and make sure you know the initial treatment, subsequent treatment, and any specific rules as per the standard. (Refer to the table attached for the standards.)

Okay, I know this looks insane to crack, but guys, just listen.

We need 50. That’s it.

Practice the pre-Sept mock again and finish, or at least know the concepts from all the past papers on the CBE Platform [MUST!!!]

We’ve got this!! 💪😭

(Did I miss anything?????)

Ninna evado post esadu 'ammailu oka roju white ga, oka roju brown ga enduk kanipistharu' smtg smtg.

Adhe oka sodhi doubt (ante nen chepedi kuda sodhe le, OP if you are reading this nuv feel avvaku needi genuine curiosity ani ardam aindhi. Anyway na problem adhi kadhu le) and kantham atha commented on that post which was already downvoted!?

Dude obviouslyyyy. Nen asal intlo kurchunna tan avtha. Asal summer antha baitike pole aina kuda goram tan ayya (nen kuda notice cheyale but we have our wonderful samajam to remind us of our insecurities all the fking time).

Skin tone, idk why but it depends on so many factors, lighting, mirror/ camera positioning, ac, jiddu, changing your facewash brand, etc. etc. Every 1 hr ki change aina days kuda unnayi (honestly, im not ragebaiting fr, it is true).

Monsoon lo tan ayye vallani chusara? ME. HERE. Asal wtf is wrong w my skin nak ipatiki ardam ayyi sasthale and levagane naa comment ki reply icharu, chuste im getting downvoted.

Naku goram ante goram ga mandindhi. Dude, enduk tan avthunamo mak kuda telidu (evaraina khali ga unte research karke bata dena mujhe (nuv kuda khali eh kadha annar ante esestha)) but tan avthunam ani ardam aindi. Just fking accept it dude.

Sorry, mee morning ee sodhi tho atit ayyunte, but idhi kakkesthe ill go and peacefully study (yes i will).

Good morning guyss :)

I observed people pointing me out for saying thankyou to waiters, shopkeepers, bus conductors, auto annas, watchman uncle, friends (even for lending an eraser), my brother (for filling my water bottle), etc., etc.

Ivala kuda, 💎deep (heheh, yedava creativity okati na mohaniki) lo billing counter degara as usual ga "thankyouu" ani cheppa. Oka frnd (epuduu natho undadu le, anduke thelidu mana gurinchi) ochi, "You always say thank you ah? Wow." (Tamil pilla le, Telugu raadhu) andi. Nen as usual ga oka smile ichi "yeah" ani lyt tiseskunna.

But mana thoughts gurinchi telsinde ga. Oh, telida? Idigo, chaduvu. (Antha organized undadhu, so please bear with me.)

Ante, baita vallake kaadhu. I also want to say thank you to my dad (for paying my fees and listening to my sodhi) and my mom (for bearing with my stupidity and helping me in everything), but raadhu notlonchi. Maybe shiggu, maybe mohamatam... emo.

Appudappudu "antha formal enduk untave nuvvu?" ani adugutharu. Leda sarcastic ga "welcome" antaru. (Honestly, idi ah qn kanna better lol)

Na point enti ante... manam help thiskuntunam, in one way or another.

Ah eraser lekapothe na "OCD" (yeah, I am exaggerating le dw) brain lo ah dabba kottaka migilipoina line eh thiruguthu untundi.

Ah water bottle vadu fill cheyakapothe naa badhakam odili nene fill cheskovali.

Waiters, shopkeepers... of course, adhi vallaki job eh. But vallaki thanks cheppadam vallani devulluga elevate cheyyadam kaadhu. They still helped me. I benefited from what they did. Adhe point.

So, chinappudu nerpinchina 3 magical words - please, sorry, thank you ni nen konchem ekkuva serious ga tiskunna anukunta.

Final ga, nen enduku thank you cheptunna ani alochinchakunda, meeru (if you aren't saying) enduku cheppatledu ani siggu padandi. (mimmalni em anatle, idhi oh meme. Offend ayyarante fasak chesestha, oh wait oddule, offend ayyarante sorry ( 2nd magical word heheh).

Note: Sodhi cheptunna ane flair add cheyandi mods, please (moodo magical word bhi use chesesa😌).

Abbailani aithe kottukuntava ani adguthar kadha

Mari ammailani em adgutharu??

First of all, I hate my name soooo much. Okay, assume my name is Panda (Coz its five letters, can't be nicknamed (ig) and I can only think of panda ryt now).

Like, I used to ask amma, 'nenu intlo first child kadha, mari enduku nickname ledhu?' ani. She used to be like 'panda ki nickname em untundi, also pettina peru tho pilavakapothe ayukshenam (idk if I spelled it ryt, basically, manchidi kadhu anta).

My pinni's call me 'panda panduuu' (lmao, why is this sounding so funny, but na degara inko option ledhu meeku chepadaniki lol).

My sissy calls me 'panikkii', (dude, noo, my actual name sounds way better😭) which is a mix of my name and 'akka', which is cute only. But, I want a nickname totally different from my name.

So, I got this thought. Hopefully, me and my partner (if i get one) will have a 'ninnu em pilavali' conversation, and I'm gonna straight away ask him to call me 'chinnu'. Idc, this is my demand fr (Tbh, I'm not a demanding person, but yes, this, I can't compromise.)

Pichi ekuvaindi, yeah. Naa mohaniki demand chesentha scene untundo ledho. Last ki 'nuv emani pilichina okay' antanemo, chi, nenu na adjusting nature...

Sarle, ivanni mana delulu lonchi ochina thoughts eh ga. Reality ki osthe, bokka, 'pandaaaa, itu raa' ane pilustharu, lol.

Nickname gurinchi intha thinking ah, ani meeru ashcharyapovachu, but yes, adhi anthe. Pichi.

Okay, bye.

Oh, btw, monna u/sutradhari naa reddit name ki nickname 'neon' ani pettaru. 🌻🍦🍫, idigo, ee puvvu, ee chocolate, ee icecream neekee!!

Heylo peeps, last one week nundi, malli pudathama enti ane thought baaga thiruguthundi naa mind lo (Not in a thegincheddam way, but try chedam way).

For context, nenu chaala dhairyam ga unna anukunta but chaala piriki. Annitiki overthink chesta (ig everyone does it, but still).

So, for the first time in my life, I did these things and yes, I feel happy about it.

First dhi:

I had a crush since 8 yrs (yeah, piche) on this guy whom I barely talked to. Last I texted him was 2 yrs ago. So, I wrote this huge paragraph (NOT A CONFESSION) about how it started, how it went, how I fked up my exams bcoz of him, etc (basically, the most vulnerable shit one could ever say to a person).

And his response was so honest, so sweet, so emotionally mature (ofc that's the reason I liked him). He literally told he'd remember these msgs forever, also realised that the shit I shared was too personal and mentioned it (naa narration ni kuda compliment chesadu hehee).

Rendo dhi:

Oka reddit frnd ki 'this is me' ani video record chesi send chesa (dw, manchode). Literally, apatiki apudu thought ochindi, chesesa. Like, instantly. Tarvata I realised, that fk!, wtf did I do? But, he was really sweet too. Tbh, ee vishayam eh koncham overthink ekkuva chesa (I hope he doesn't see this lmao, ekkada kakkalo thelika ikade kakkuthuna and ofc, he also knows abt my overthinking, also, rathri kalla pikestha ee post).

Moodo dhi:

Bunk kotti solo date ki elpoya. First of all, bunk anedhe na bathukki chaala pedda dare (amma ki teliste fasak eh) and andulo kuda okkadanne velpoya (im also a ppl person, so yeah, this is big). I'm getting fed up of humans these days lmao, himalayas ki potha nenu ani cheptune untuna. So, I was like, bare minimum aina chedam (coz himalayas aithe kaani pani). And, I enjoyed it so much tbh. It feels good to be all by yourselves (sometimes).

So, ipudu inka prep start cheyali next exam ki and inka ah motivation ravatle. But, inka thechukovali, im running out of time.

Ipudu actually chadukovali, but 3 days nundi thinking, ee post eddama odha ani...so ninna naa solo date tarvata fix ayya, esedam ani.

Chadukokunda, ee post rasthunna.

Okay, tata, muchataga moodu panulu chesa with 'malli pudatama enti' mindset.

Ofc, there is a fair chance that each of the stupid pani could have gone wrong, but luckily I'm sitting here writing this post. Yayayayayyyyyyyyyyy!!

I want kids; two kids, to be specific.

For context, I'm currently pursuing a professional course, and my dream is to get into an audit role at one of the Big 4 firms (D).

After working for a few years, I want to move away from the typical corporate career and pursue arts. I loooveeee violin and dance, and I want to master both of them, and maybe even teach them later in life.

Because of that, I'd like to be a stay-at-home mom (SAHM) when I have children. But these days, whenever I say this, even my own friends make fun of me. They're like, Intha chadukoni intlo kurchuntava ??

Also, I don't want to leave my kids with a random stranger, or even my parents to raise them. I want to raise them myself (Nenu na thokkalo attachment issues...🙂‍↕️)

And tbh, I don't think DINK (Dual Income, No Kids) lifestyle is for me. I genuinely love kids, so much and I've always wanted to have them.

What I don't understand is: why is this choice looked down upon? Why aren't people accepting that this is simply what I want?

P.S. I completely understand that everyone has different opinions and life goals. My question is simply: why is wanting to be a stay-at-home mom often looked down upon these days?

Me: Reyy, cinema ki veldam (not even 'veldama', adi mana domination😌).

Bro: Akkaa, nenu ipudu 9th class. Full busy nenu, chaala panulu unnayi, homeworks unnayi. And free unte nenu cricket ke veltha kadha.

Me: Reyy, inko 10 days lo nenu kuda busy aipotha, veldam kadhaa.

Amma: Inko 10 days ah. Nv last 10 days nundi break lo ne unnav gurthu undha asaluu?

*Silence* (I mean, yeah I have really less time for prep, but...)

Me (to bro): Reyyyy veldam kadhaaaaaaa, peh, naku nachindi maathram jaragadu intlo (drama shuru, not intentionally, but actually kopam ochindi).

*Cat fight for a while*

Amma: Ipudu kottukondi ilage. Inko 4 yrs lo adhi pelli cheskuni elipothundi, apudu iddaru separate ga edavandi.

Me: SRSLYYY, PRATHIDI AKADIKE LINK AH, NAKU EM AVASARAM LEDHUUU, CINEMA ODDU EM ODDUU...CHADUKUNTA...INTHA CHADUKUNI, OKA GOTTAM GADNI PELLI CHESKUNTA, HAPPY EH NAAA??? annitiki restriction eh asalu...

Amma: Ila aristhe evadu undadu neetho.

Me: NAAAKU EVADUU AVASARAMLEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Too many thoughts, trying to organise them-

1. Enti? Apude pelli ah? Adhi kuda 4 yrs lo na? Wtf dude? Emaina ante, 'athagari intlo ila unte nadavadhu' anta. Man, like srslyy?! Nenu naaku nachinattu unta kadhaa.
2. I can't live without my bro, amma, nanna, naa room, naa sticky note wall, naa ac, naa sofa, naa tv, naa dining table, naa curtains, naa balcony, idantha naadii....its fking my house, bruh...ela tharimestharu nannu.
3. Nijangane nannu evaru bharinchalera? Future lo ila unte.... ammo, oddu le, be positive.
4. Arey cinema ki enduku pampiyatleeeee, I'm a fking adultt, leave me alonee. Lemme live my life, dude. Aha, ala kudaradu. Maa amma chethilonchi naa mogudi chethiloke vellali anta nenu. Avnu, bomma ni nenu exchange cheskodaniki. Aina, cinema ki ee bomma theory ki em sambhandham. Fk it.

Ekado, I have accepted this toxicity. And ah accept cheyadam, naaku nachaledhu.

Anyways, veetiki answers dorakavu. Anthe.

We never do it formally. Adhe, Father's Day wish. The convo was like:

Me: Nanna, Ivala Father's Day anta telsa.

Nanna: Avna, telide (he's just pretending, he knows).

Amma: Wish chesara mari?

My bro: Ipudu wish cheste sarcastic ga reply istharu. Maaku kopam osthundi. Normal, eh ga. Also, Ivala yoga day and music day kuda anta.

Nanna: Music day celebrate chedam, prashantanga untundi.

Me: Ive...thagginchukunte manchidi (He's really friendly with us, so I even use baane extral with him lmao, ofc he doesn't know the full dialogue, thank god)

So, afternoon cake bake chesi, I'll surprise him. Em ledhu, just tiskochi, hehehe ani navvutha anthe.

Wish cheyataniki ee siggu, mohamatam ento naaku...😌.