u/New-Sheepherder-1373

This is based off a dream I had after drinking approximately a little too much cough medicine, but I still think this might be interesting

For a quick description of what I mean by 'evil clown', a humanoid entity dressed in clown clothes and clown makeup, with a knife. They are human-esque as, for the sake of this, they can survive in the vacuum of space and dont need food or water, but they will still die from other stuff that can kill a human

and what if 1 million of them spawned at random points in the universe every picosecond. I know it sounds like we'd get overwhelmed quickly, but they can spawn anywhere in the observable universe. Anywhere in space, not just on Earth (and they cant survive atmospheric re-entry either), not to mention, chances of them spawning underground or away from absolutely anybody

but still, statistically, a few would spawn on Earth where they can cause harm sooner or later

My question is: how long could we last in this scenario, assuming we couldn't stop the onslaught of evil clowns?

Pick any location on Earth, in any page in human history. There, it will experience an unusual phenominon

It will rain McDonalds cheeseburgers for exactly one hour, at the same rate of moderate rainfall. the hamburgers will be good to eat as well

it can happen at any location and in any time period, even before times when cheeseburger was invented

Where do you make it happen? Do you intend to help people, cause chaos, alter the very course of history. What do you do with this power?

Take these two animals

make them the exacts same size as each other

lets assume they can still move and operate just fine at their sizes, do everything they can usually do without inhibition

both of them in their prime (for a cat and an ant)

who would win

R1. Just 1 cat vs 1 ant

R2. 10 cats, 10 ants

Take every animal on earth, humans, dogs, cats, everything from tartigrades to blue whales...and all of them are now one unifomr size

Everything is the size of the average horse

They dont change in any way aside from just growing or shrinking in size, and now every animal is horse sized

What animals would be most affected by this, if it all happened instantaneously, what sort of chaos might unfold

Would this destroy the world like a lot of my hypothetical ideas end up doing for some reason?

For the sake of babies? They will be the size of your average baby horse and grow to up to average horse size by the way

Is there anything else I need to know before I pitch this wish to my genie? I only have two left and I wanna make them count

Here's the deal

You live inside a small hotel room. It has basic amenities, including a bed, fridge, microwave, shower and TV

You will not be able to provide anything but one simple pair of clothes. You will have to be here by midnight, every night, or something bad will happen

Here's the upside:

every time you step out of the door, you take place inside a different convention happening anywhere in the world. It can be just about any type of convention too. an anime con, comic con, truck convention, coin collecting convention, anything

You will have unlimited funds, but you may only buy things in the vicinity of the con

any food has to be at vendor halls or concession stands where available

any clothes, you have to find there

any other merchandise or technology or anything you want. You're gonna need to buy at one of the cons

You will always have the exact currency you need for any con in any location

If you don't like the con you're in. You can walk back to your room and open the door again. You will be taken to a different con immediatley

This, of course, also means you only have one trip back to your room before you're transported somewhere else again

You can also enjoy whatever con you find as you please. (in each one, you will be treated like you did pay to get in and nobody will question you there) and you will be given an automatic lanyard or whatever else identification you're allowed to be there is present

All your convention gains you bring to your hotel room will stay with you as well. If you ever want to get rid of something, there will be a trash can to place it in. Every time you leave the room and come back, everything in it will magically disappear

The downsides of this are, of course, you can never guarantee you will stay in one place for very long, or even speak the language of a con you are attending. Alongside that, if you need something specific, you may need to search a few cons. not everyone offers food and drink to their guests, or have halls that sell new clothes

For the sake of this, there will always be a con happening somewhere in the world. any days that don't have cons are automatically fast forwarded to, so you'll always have somewhere to be when you open your hotel door

Do you take this offer and, if so, how long would you survive