u/NewBarbieWhoDis

The ice dispenser on my buddy's fridge shot a cube at me and I don't know where it went.

I looked for an extra long time, but I draw the line at crouching down on a strange floor and looking under appliances.

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u/NewBarbieWhoDis — 7 days ago

Sometimes I forget which of my cars already has a wine bag, so I end up with 2 wine bags in one car, 0 wine bags in the other, and 598 wine bags in a kitchen drawer.

Wine bags = fabric grocery bags with dividers in them that hold six bottles.

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u/NewBarbieWhoDis — 14 days ago

One of my healthcare specialists is part of a large hospital system that recently changed patient portals. The transfer was a total mess, so now I have to call the specialist's office on the phone to hear the contents of the message they tried to send me.

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u/NewBarbieWhoDis — 27 days ago