u/NinScratch_GotHacked

I've seen a lot of people date someone because they had a massive badonkadonk, but in my opinion, I honestly find the little ones more appealing.

Whenever I see a big butt, it just looks so fake and artificial (which turns me off). The small ones, on the other hand, look more natural and make me want to give it a nice little tap.

Of course, there are some exceptions, like for example if I had to pick between big and round glutes or small and saggy ones, I'd obviously pick the big and round ones, but in most other situations, I'm usually picking the smallest one.

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After the events of Toy Story 5, the toys are chilling in Bonnie's room while her and her parents are on vacation, when they hear someone screaming outside. They look out the window just to notice someone being taken by a kidnapper. They make their way out the window and start chasing after them.

They manage to save the person being kidnapped, but they notice that one of Bonnie's neighbors have a doorbell camera, and that the camera most likely caught them being alive. Buzz brushes it off, thinking that they're most likely too busy to be watching the doorbell cameras, and the rest of the toys sigh in relief.

A few hours later, the toys hear a news flash from the other room, and they bring their ears up to the door. The news flash says that multiple toys were caught moving on a doorbell camera, and for kids to avoid playing with toys in the meantime. The toys (especially Rex) begin to freak out because now that people think toys are dangerous, humans won't want to play with them anymore.

Buzz, Woody, and Jessie calm everyone down and tell the others that if they ever want to be played with again, they'll have to convince the humans that they aren't dangerous. The other toys agree to this and begin mapping down a plan. Buzz's plan is to intentionally get caught on camera once more, but this time get caught doing something super nice like giving one of themselves to a child so that humans can know that they are safe.

The toys like that idea, but they also don't want to give themselves to some random child just for a small chance of humans playing with them again. While the toys are arguing over whether they should do the idea or not, Mrs. Potato Head stands up and tells the toys that she'll be the one to give herself to a child if it means a chance for the others to get played with again.

The others try convincing her not to give herself away, but after over an hour of doing so, they finally decide to give in and go with Buzz's plan. The next day, the toys set up a hidden camera and they soon spot a child. After getting the signal from Jessie, Mrs. Potato Head walks out and the child gets very scared. She tells the child not to worry, and that she'd like to give herself to them. The child hesitates at first, but they eventually decide to pick her up and take her to their house.

Buzz, Jessie, and the rest of the other toys check the camera to see if they captured the moment, and they did! They run back to Bonnie's house and use the computer to send the footage to the news station. After a while, they get a reply back and they said that they'll use the footage for a future news flash. The toys start cheering because they might finally start being played with again, but Slinky notices that they said "for a future news flash" instead of "for tonight's news flash".

The toys ask Slinky what that means, and he tells them that it could be days, weeks, maybe even months before the footage actually makes it to the news. They realize that and they start panicking because what if the footage doesn't make it to the news in enough time and Bonnie or her parents throw them out after they come back from vacation? They pondered for a while about what to do, and they decided that they would hide out until it was safe again.

They find a place in the woods and start gathering resources to survive. After a while, the toys finish making a tent out of leaves and sticks. They decide to go to sleep since it's getting dark, and they all cuddle together in the makeshift tent. They all wake up at 2AM to a loud lightning strike, and they realize Rex has gone missing. They go out and start looking for him, just to hear another lightning strike. Slinky then tells the toys Mr. Potato Head has gone missing too, and they all come to a conclusion that whenever lightning strikes, a toy goes missing.

They all huddle up together and begin looking for Rex and Potato Head. Another lightning strike happens, and this time Slinky goes missing. The other toys swear Slinky was just there, and they all begin to get very scared. After many other toys go missing, Jessie is the only one left. She keeps looking all around the woods and still doesn't find any of the others. Jessie turns around to go back to the tent, and then she realizes that she's lost. She sits on a lonely patch of grass, and begins to cry as it starts to rain.

After crying for about 30 minutes, a soaking wet Jessie finds a walkie talkie in the corner of her eye and quickly runs to it. She tries talking into it and initially gets no response, but after a while, a man who sounds about 60 years old answers. Jessie tells him that she's trapped in the woods and needs help quickly. The man tells her that he'll be there shortly, and for her to stay where she is in the meantime. She agrees, and after 2-3 hours of standing there, she sees a bright light fly directly above her.

A ladder falls down and she begins to climb up. After getting on the helicopter, the man sees her and asks "You're a toy?" in confusion. Jessie tells him that she got lost in the woods, and that she also needs help finding her friends. He starts turning around and he eventually finds Woody, Buzz, Slinky, Rex, and all the other toys in the tent. They all give each other a big hug as the helicopter begins heading to Bonnie's house.

Jessie asks all of them how they got there, and Mr. Potato Head tells her that for some reason, him and all the others kept being sent back to the tent one by one every time lightning struck. After they eventually made it to Bonnie's house, they ran back to her room and started thinking about something else they could do until the footage makes it onto the news. Woody says that they could hide in the bathroom cupboard, since almost nobody opens it in the first place.

While they're debating on whether they should do Woody's idea, they start to hear a car pull in and they quickly start running to the bathroom before Bonnie and her parents catch them. They make it to the cupboard just as the front door opens, and they begin to think about what to do in such a small space. After a few minutes of them thinking, Slinky hears Bonnie approaching the bathroom and tells the others to be quiet. She begins to wash her face and realizes there isn't a towel on the rack, so she opens the cupboard to grab a towel, just to see her toys standing in there.

The toys get scared because they think she'll throw them out, but Bonnie tells them that just because they're alive, that doesn't mean she'll stop playing with them. The toys all begin to thank Bonnie and they all go back to her room where she starts playing with them. They soon realize that even if they think no one wants to play with them, there's still that small handful out there that would love them for as long as they physically could.

I (24M) have been having an issue for a while where if I touch something, it instantly blows up. I've blown up my car, my toothbrush, my toilet, Venus, and even my fucking house.

I went to countless hospitals, and all the doctors ended up saying "You're fine.", even though I wasn't. Even Jesus Christ himself told me I was fine.

This "effect" is crumbling me and my wife's (23F) relationship, and I don't want her to end up divorcing me because of something I can't control.

If anyone knows a solution, please, please tell me. My relationship is in shambles.