u/No-Obligation-9901

You all do not know how hard it was for me not to make the obvious tiger cereal joke because it was very hard, and this was the best I could do since, from my understanding, they are very interested in combat. So it only makes sense they would primarily work at or be near a Waffle House.

For context, it is said that if one of them leaves their ancient ancestral lands of North Africa, specifically Egypt to my understanding, then that specific generation of them will be the last of them as well.

They have to deal with the bullshit Pentax is pulling off in the Amazon while trying to work out deals with the werewolves is very interesting to me and That some of them have begun migrating up to Mexico and even America, how would you play the character who was one of them that lived in America or Mexico?

The fact that they alone have to do this makes it even funnier to me because they're never leaving the courthouse.

The fact that they can just blow up into a bunch of spiders is still hilarious to me because imagine doing that to someone with arachnophobia, an easy way to get rid of a character without killing them, but this is a very effective measure by trapping them in burning every single bit of them to death.

I swear to God the minute I learned that they can use guns and weapons and stuff like that. I was just imagining a squad of them rolling up with gigantic shotguns and mini guns and shooting at any corruption they see.

Also, a question do the female hyena shifters have pseudo penises like actual hyenas?

I once played one of them, and he hated the concept of nut milk and almond milk with him never understanding how it's made and thinking it's something created by the Weaver, because there's no way you can milk a nut.

If anyone wants context, ask and you might get a cookie.

As I've been revisiting Pokémon, specifically, the Pokémon Generations episode 8 on YouTube, I was interested in seeing how the hell I could implement Kyogre in the world of darkness?

I feel like the most obvious answer would be that it would be the manifestation of the spirit of water itself, since it has been stated multiple times, that he is very much capable of sinking the entire planet in water by flooding, confidence and destroying ecosystems, and not to mention when he goes into his primal form, he's basically like a God with him always fighting against his rival funnily enough, a landlocked lizard but regardless, how powerful would he be in world of darkness and would he be the spirit of water itself? And, what would it do if it were summoned into the material plane, and what would be the difference in supernatural factions' reaction to it?

It's been a wild ride, making all of these memes for the traditions has been interesting, but the changeling brain rot is getting to my brain, it's making me more interested in memes than concepts of reality and stuff like that, but regardless, I'll likely be doing memes on the conventions and crafts as well, if you have any suggestions for memes or fun little facts, I can make a meme about, feel free to share them! Otherwise, have a good day and enjoy my work!

Time to talk about the most terrifying Star Wars character ever to exist, how can I emulate her?

I know the most obvious answer is a Mage, but I would love to see if any of you can think of different interpretations of how to emulate her properly. Still, the best way to describe her, is that she is an insane Lovecraft horror that is so strong that they had to contain her with a ring of black holes around the planet, and even then, she could periodically escape, but she would always get sucked back to that planet.

For those who don't know how powerful she is. A good example I can give is that she completely dwarfs Luke Skywalker when he was grand master of his own Jedi Order, and by that point, he was strong enough that he could collapse a black hole by himself using the Force, with her being 20 times stronger than him at his peak strength, she would definitely be a villain and antagonist, and she would definitely be a big bad of a campaign, as she was able to scheme and orchestrate a lot of chaos in the galaxy when she was finally freed with her being able to cause an entire planet to have earthquakes as well, not to mention that she can just completely consume and were the body of someone.

Anyhow, I would love to see what interpretations you all can think of what thing in the world of darkness could be like her? Obviously, the best answer would be a mage, of some kind, but any other interpretations would be interesting to look at how powerful she would be in terms of the world of darkness as well?

Sorry about my last post, I said it was the 7th, but it was actually the 8th, and now we have the final post with the forest fuckers, and God knows how much I fucking hate them, but at least they would definitely be the red Talons' only good humans.

Anyhow, I'll be posting the compilation soon enough.

Btw what's your craziest creation?

After the lots of responses, I got with absolute hawk man, I wanted to ask about Bane, the absolute version of him is fucking, horrifying, to deal with because he is extremely intelligent, but with the brute strength, that would make a werewolf look like a disabled child in comparison like when he is in his normal human form without any venom he's capable of popping someone's head. He is also capable of breaking someone's bones in their entire body without damaging their bones as well.

That's all without the venom, when he uses it, it makes him grow twice as large, able to hold Batman by the head. And face off against a gigantic fucking truck and even deal with the absolute version of Killer Croc, with the only way he was defeated being that he was pumped with so much venom that his body exploded into a mass of flesh and muscle.

Now to the part that I wanted to ask about, how could we make the venom work? Now I could just easily say that it was some sort of Pentax steroid, but the thing is then I'm in the absolute universe, which has extremely large benefits if you can resist the strain that it puts on your body, if you can resist that then you have absolutely no drawbacks, it increases your intelligence, allowing you to learn an entire libraries worth of information, it gives you enough strength that you could likely be able to take a werewolf with your bare hands, and the only time you could suffer drawbacks is when you start overdosing, and by that point were so large you're bigger than most homes.

I would love to see what you all could come up with a fan on because I genuinely don't know what I could do to make it because it's just that beneficial if you can resist one thing. And how would he work in the world of darkness as well?

Imagine if you insulted one of them and they started rewriting the code of reality so that your balls disappear and you have no more skill at that particular game.

As I've been reading Absolute Superman, and I have found out about Absolute Hawkman, I am very much interested in trying to see if I can emulate him.

Personally, my character concept is that he would be a mage, who awakened because of the special Mace he wields, and how it grants him immortality and enough strength to be able to hit Superman around, but the key factor is that he would not be very good, in his eyes, there's no fixing all of the world's problems, but only managing them and working with the ones at the top aka corrupt corporations to maintain the status quo and to do as much good as you can with it, as after all, he did kill Oliver Queen, who tried to bust a child trafficking ring because it threatens those on the top, and with that, I think he might be a technocrat, or at least affiliated with them, as he would help them maintain the status quo, but I do definitely think he would go around and find, newly awakened majors trying to change stuff for the better and convince them to join the technocrats, or to take them out, I could definitely see him going after marauders and stuff like reality deviance to take them out.

Now, I would love to see what you all think of a potential character Concept. That's good at emulating him in the world of darkness, and also, what would be his stats as well, and he doesn't have to be a maid, she can also be a fairy or anything you can think of, I would love to hear any possible ideas and variations on what could be done with him!

I'll be honest when their prime Hogwarts copy realm fell to the ascension warrior, I was happy because those fuckers need a kick in the balls once in a while.

The fact that Wizards are the most racist gameline out of anyone besides werewolves is still surprising to me.