Me scrolling on hip hop YouTube polls and selecting “Eminem” so I can see the screenshot later on HHCJ

Me scrolling on hip hop YouTube polls and selecting “Eminem” so I can see the screenshot later on HHCJ

u/No_Bit3955 — 14 hours ago

Best fag rap to listen to?

Hey, guys. Long time r/popheadscirclejerk user here. I never liked rap music. No, it’s got nothing to do with race. I just don’t like heterosexual men. 🤮

Last night, I hooked up with this man on Grindr. He said he was married and straight, which is like whatever, I was too horny to question that. While he putting his baby to sleep, he was telling me how revolutionary Kanye West is and tbh I didn’t really care. I just wanted that damn baby to go to sleep already so I can get what I came for.

While he was railing me, he was playing his Kanye West playlist and the song “Cousins” came on, and it made me realize that not all rap is heterosexual men. And what he was saying about Kanye being revolutionary connected, because a song about sucking his cousin’s dick made me open to the whole genre of rap music.

Does anyone have any other suggestions on fag rap songs like Cousins?

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u/No_Bit3955 — 6 days ago
▲ 151 r/SCJerk

Me seeing my fellow goofies becoming basement leftovers by crying about botch enthusiast LA Knight not being pushed despite not having a single memorable match

u/No_Bit3955 — 20 days ago

r/Drizzy screenshots are BANNED

Alright that’s enough.

So many of the ones that are being posted aren’t even good. It’s usually just some loser saying normal fanning out type shit or smtn and yall think it’s funny for some reason. Y’all don’t even put it the effort the title itself. Just screencap and “hahaha look at this fan being a fan of Drake!”

Ever allowing yall to post Drizzy screenshots again was a bigger mistake than my son being born (he listens to J Cole 🫩)

If you’re posting a screenshot from r/Drizzy it better be so fucking good that every single mod that sees it allows it to stay up for the sake of the jerk.

Cause otherwise, you’re getting your post removed and you’re getting banned.

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u/No_Bit3955 — 26 days ago

JPEGMAFIA fans when JPEGMAFIA blows up a hospital with children in it (he’s trolling and didn’t mean it because he’s doing promo for his next album)

u/No_Bit3955 — 1 month ago

Best songs/albums to take a shit to?

Boris - Boris at last feedbacker

I was high af and this shit (no pun intended fr) was the perfect soundtrack while I was fighting for mf life on the toilet. Yall got anymore recommendations for them battles on the throne?

u/No_Bit3955 — 2 months ago

[FIRST IMPRESSIONS] Drake - Iceman / Maid of Honour / Habibti

It’s been 24 hours. Personally, I’d let Drake eat my bootyhole clean. But what do yall think?

(Reminder that any and all criticism of these albums will be considered trolling and will result in a ban)

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u/No_Bit3955 — 2 months ago

ALL criticism of Iceman 🥶🥶🥶, Habibti, and Maid of Honour are BANNED

THE 6 GOD GAVE US TRIPLE CLASSICS AT THE SAME TIME AND YET YOU K-BOTS WANNA TRY TO OVERUN THIS SUB TALKIN SHIT JUST CAUSE YALL SALTY YOU GOT ONE MID ALBUM A COUPLE YEARS, FOH WITH ALL THAT SHIT. THE BOY IS THE GREATEST RAPPER EVER.

DRAKE DECLARING HIMSELF THE BIG 3 AS YOU WILL SEE ALL THREE ALBUMS AS 1, 2, AND 3 ON BILLBOARD CHARTS BECAUSE THATS GOAT SHIT.

ANY CRITICISMS FROM K-BOTS (or any sincereposting about the albums) WILL RESULT IN A POST REMOVAL AND IMMEDIATE BAN.

ICEMAN, HABITI, MAID OF HONOR OUT NOW

THE BIG 3 IS DRAKE, DRAKE, AND DRAKE

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u/No_Bit3955 — 2 months ago

Yesterday it was about ugly rappers. Now yall talking about pretty rappers, but ain’t no one sexier than Mr. Worldwide 🌎

u/No_Bit3955 — 2 months ago