u/No_Negotiation_4705

Mujhe lagta hai, before AI takes over, apes will take over the world. Bhai bandar ko dekha hai, tum kch v karo, wo tumhein turant copy karenge.

AI is wasting a lot of water, Bandar ko hire karo aur automation mein lagao. Ek baar kar ke dikha do task, wo khud hi copy karte rahenge

Jab bitcoin sasta tha, mujhe ek friend ne bola tha bhai ispe invest karo, future mein bhaut fayeda hoga. Maine usko bola abe ye sab faltu ki baatein hai, kch ni hota aisa.

Isliye ab toh mujhe koi bolta, peepal ke ped ko jal do, bhaut laav hoga future mein. Mai bolta, ye wala chance bhi miss ni karunga. PeepalCoin pe to invest karna hi hai.

Ek baba ne bola mujhe, peepal ke ped ko pani do, future mein bhaut laav hoga. Mai roj karta hun. Ab tum bologe ye sab superstition hai.

Ek baar aisehi friend ne bola tha mujhe, bhai crypto mein invest karo kaafi fayeda hoga future mein, mai superstitious ni tha uss time. To maine bola usse, ye sab faaltu ki baatein hai.

Ek baba ne bola mujhe, peepal ke ped ko pani do, future mein bhaut laav hoga. Mai roj karta hun. Ab tum bologe ye sab superstition hai.

Ek baar aisehi friend ne bola tha mujhe, bhai crypto mein invest karo kaafi fayeda hoga future mein, mai superstitious ni tha uss time. To maine bola usse, ye sab faaltu ki baatein hai.

Ek baba ne bola mujhe, peepal ke ped ko pani do, future mein bhaut laav hoga. Mai roj karta hun. Ab tum bologe ye sab superstition hai.

Ek baar aisehi friend ne bola tha mujhe, bhai crypto mein invest karo kaafi fayeda hoga future mein, mai superstitious ni tha uss time. To maine bola usse, ye sab faaltu ki baatein hai.

Mera friend chess mein bhaut aacha hai, wo mujhe bolta jitna jada kheloge you will improve more.

Mai bhai 25 saal se soo raha, aaj tak usmein improve ni hua. Bed mein letne ke 2 ghante badd tak toh neend hi ni aati, karwate leta rehta. Uske baad hi so pata. Sone jaise easy kaam mein 2 ghante lagg rahe mere, logg padte hi so ja rahe. Aur loggon ki 8 ghante mein neend poori ho jaati. Mai usmein v late hun, mujhe 11 ghate lagte neend poori karne ke liye.

But i think sacch mein, experience se u can improve. Papa sone mein acche hai, papa bed pe padte hi soo jaate, aur jaldi v uth jaate subah. Lekin papa cheating karte hai bhai, sone ki dawa ka use karte hai. Unko daar hai kahi mai unse aage na nikal jaau

Mera ek friend chess bhaut mast khelta hai, mai usse hamesha harr jata. Wo bolta hai avi tu new hai isliye tujhe samajh ni aata khelte khelte aadat ho jayegi.

Mai bolta ni bhai mai peechle 25 saal se soo raha hun, mujhe avi tak thk se sona ni aaya. Mai sone mein galtiyan kar raha hu yaar. Logg bed pe padte hi so jaate, mai 2 ghante tak to karwat hi leta rehta

Aur loggon ki 8 ghante mein neend poori ho jaati, mai usmein v late hun mujhe 11 ghate lagte neend poori karne ke liye

Mera ek friend chess bhaut mast khelta hai, mai usse hamesha harr jata. Wo bolta hai avi tu new hai isliye tujhe samajh ni aata khelte khelte aadat ho jayegi.

Mai bolta ni bhai mai peechle 25 saal se soo raha hun, mujhe avi tak thk se sona ni aaya. Logg bed pe padte hi so jaate, mai 2 ghante tak to karwat hi leta rehta

Aur loggon ki 8 ghante mein neend poori ho jaati, mai usmein v late hun mujhe 11 ghate lagte neend poori karne ke liye

Mere patni ka bhai mujhe 10 saal bada hai. Mai usse chota hun phr v usko saala bolta mai.

Toh, woh to mujhse bada hai, wo mujhe bsdk bolega ya jija.

Agar mere patni ka bhai mujhe 10 saal bada hai. Toh mai agar usse, chota hokar usse sala bol raha.

Toh kya wo mujhe bsdk bolega ya jija.

Mera ek mota friend park mein exercise karne aaya, pehle din hi bolta mai 100 meter olympic athlete banuga. 5–7 kadam bhaaga aur seedha zameen pe let gaya.

Mai bola saale 100m bol ke high jump ki training ku karr raha. 5-7 kadam ki run up seekh li, letna seekh gaya landing pit pe. Bass pit mein letne se pehle jump karna hota, wo bach gaya bass.

Ek mota aadmi park mein aaya, full motivation mein, bolta mujhe athlete banna hai. 5-7 kadam bhaagta phr, waha bench par jaa ke late jaata tha. Mujhe laga chalo pehla din hai improve karega. Aagle 1 month tak yahi karta raha.

Mai usko bola bhai, tu athlete bann gaya almost, "high-jump" ka, 5-7 steps ki run-up seekh li, bech pe let ke, landing pit pe letna seekh liya, bass ab letne se pehle kudna hota, hai wo v seekh le

Main ek park mein running karne gaya… wahan ek circular track tha. Mere saath 3–4 log aur bhaag rahe the.Ek bahut skinny ladka tha, ek bahut mota, aur ek chhota bachha.

Thodi der baad realise hua, hum running nahi kar rahe, solar system bana rakha hai.

Jo skinny ladka tha wo mercury ki yarah tez-tez bhagg raha, jo mota tha wo jupiter, hum jab 5 round complete karr rahe uska ek hota. Wo chota bachha pluto tha, pata ni bhagte bhagte kab gir gaya aur rone laga, uski mummy usko le ke chali gayi

Ek mota aadmi park mein aaya, full motivation mein, bolta mujhe athlete banna hai. 10-15 kadam bhaagta phr, waha bench par jaa ke late jaata tha. Mujhe laga chalo pehla din hai improve karega. Aagle 1 month tak yahi karta raha.

Mai usko bola bhai, tu athlete bann gaya almost, "high-jump" ka, run-up seekh li, letna seekh gaya, bass ab letne se pehle kudna hota, hai wo v seekh le

Mote logon ko patle hone ke baad realise hota hai, itne saal se raashan ke extra paise lag rahe the.

Patle hone ke baad face smart lagne lagta hai, matlab itne saalon se family ki achhi looking genes charbi ke neeche chhupa rakhi thi.

Mera friend jab mota tha tab din bhar samosa, patties, cold coffee khata tha tha, dieting start karte hi ab unhi sab ke flavored protein kha raha hai

Mera ek friend tha, weight lose karne ke baad 5 mahine mein sumo wrestler se BTS ka member ban gaya

Kch mote logg patle home ke badd, bilkul smart se lagne lagte hai. Tumhari family ki itni aachi looking genes tumne apne charbi ke neeche chupa li, just because tumhein paties, samosa, cold coffee khani hai, jabki you could jave just eaten those flavored protein. Mera ek friend tha wo sala weight loose karne ke baad sumo wrestler mein se BTS ka member bann gaya, 5 mahine mein

Ek baar papa gusse mein bolte, tumne humare poore khandaan ka name kharab kar rakha hai. Mai bola papa yaar maths mein hi toh thode kam number aaye hai, improve kar lunga agle baar.

Papa bolte, abe mote maths toh improve kar lega tu, charbi ghata apne face se humari khandan ki acchi face structure ko charbi se chupa rakha hai tune.

Charbi kam kar, sumo wrestler se BTS ka member bann

My friend lost a lot of weight, so now he has a lot of loose skin around his stomach.

Sometimes I think, if he a lot turns in his sleep and somehow that loose stomach flips onto his chest, and suddenly his stomach starts hurting.

he’d probably wake up in panic thinking… ‘am I having a heart attack

Bhaut weight lose karne ke baad pet(stomach) ka skin itna loose ho jata hai, neeche latakta rehta hai. Ek baar mai so raha tha, toh maine karwat li, toh mera pet chaati(chest) par aa gaya.

Aur maine junk food khaya tha toh pet mein dard ho raha tha , meri neend achanak se khuli mujhe to laga kahi heart attack to ni aa raha