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Many people think of the Yenis as a sex organ, or they see it as a source of comfort, while others see it as a source of food or the source of Ye's genius. And while they are all valid ways of describing the Yenis, many people don't see its potential as a weapon as well.

As we know, the Yenis is insanely long. Ye could use it as a lasso and strangle someone with it very easily. Like if you'd try to stab him in the shower, he'd straight up hang you there and you'd die in seconds. Not to mention, he could also deepthroat someone to death.

And this is just the tip of the iceberg. We haven't even mentioned an Erected Yenis, that might be strong enough to penetrate a human skull. Imagine getting impale by the Yenis. At first, you'd be in heaven but then you realize the horrors of it but it's too late to escape it. The Yenis straight up becomes a spear when Ye gets hard.

Another move he has access to, as seen in the past, would be the ability to detach the Yenis on command and clone himself, like Naruto. Imagine fighting two Kanyes, you'd have no chance

On top of all, Kanye could probably use his own piss to blind the enemies on command, and combo it with one of the previously mentioned moves.

TLDR: We should venerate the Yenis and pray Kanye never becomes our enemy

Let's imagine you and ye are roommates. One day, you catch him jerking off. Do you join him or record him? The latter would result in Kanye moving off

How would you react if Eminem went on a blood thirsty campaign against people hating him, killing everyone who does that?

The music video for "Ok" finally reveals how the process behind Kanye's cloning works. How come nobody brings that up?

Is it fair to say Carti is the first Reddit rapper? I don't think anyone knew of Carti before this subreddit. When people mention Carti, it's always followed by "subreddit", but never "the artist"

Do you think Hitler is disappointed of Ye for doing a concert in Russia, his mortal enemy, or he'd approve of it due to the comparisons between him and Putin?

Would you still listen to Ye if there was a 0.1% chance of getting butt fucked by him anytime you listen to any song of his?

Honestly, the most underrated Eminem track ever. I'd be shocked if anyone here heard of it before

Let's imagine everything and everyone mentioned in Kanye songs is destroyed/dies. It has to be directly specified, so if he mentions Turkey for example, the country may collapse but the entire population won't just die. How would society change, how would this impact Ye's lyrical content?

Let's imagine you're at a Kanye concert, in the front, and everything is awesome, until at one point Ye fails a jump and falls right on you. Now you're stuck in Ye's ass, and they can't get you out. Either Ye or you must be sacrificed for one to live. WDYD to convince them to save you and not Ye?

Let's imagine you're giving Ye head, and he's deepthroating you so hard he lowkey gets his Yenis stuck in your throat. If you don't remove it fast, you'll die of asphyxia. What do you do to save yourself?

We don't talk enough of the Yenis as a weapon of mass destruction.

Let's imagine you are stuck on a island with Eminem. You do your best to survive, but Eminem keeps wasting the resources you've been gathering. One day, you find out he managed to get phone signal, but he used it all to jerk off. What do you in this situation? Can you forgive Eminem?

Let's imagine you go climbing with Ye. All goes well, until you're about to fall down. Kanye reveals his 6 foot yenis and tells you grab it. If you grab it, you will break his yenis forever and Ye will never recover. However, if you don't, you will fall to certain death. What do you do?

Some people think Ye is a genius, others think he's insane. But I see things differently. I see Kanye as a mother, feeding us, her babies, with great music, thought provoking life lessons, and all around, gives life more meaning, all from his beautiful yenis

Let's imagine you and Ye are roommates. One day, it's revealed you're pregnant and you don't understand why, until Ye reveals he put his cum in your food. Kanye promises to be a good father and take care of the child if you don't sue him. WDYD in this situation?

Let's imagine you keep having dreams at night of Ye telling you that you must give him head to prevent the end of the world. You try to ignore the visions but they keep coming back, until one day the president of the US is about to announce the start of WW3. Wdyd in this situation?

Unpopular opinion: Eminem is responsible for the current gas prices. I don't necesarely agree with this opinion, it's just something that very few people would agree with, I thought you guys would appreciate this hypothetic scenario

Is Carti the only Ye collaborator to have poop on his face?

Does Carti wear a diaper? Given how lazy and how much he is neglecting his fanbase, I'm assuming he's too lazy to wipe his ass as well and mostly just poops in a diaper. Maybe that's why he doesn't appear in public that often, so people don't notice it

Anyone else disappointed of Eminem's mugshot? It feels kinda mid, you never see anyone use it as their pfp, I feel he should've done better takes