u/No_Trainer_2298

"I agree!"

- Agree Guy.

*Metalpool works in a lab, and calls the stooges to him to show them his work. Once they arrive, he greets them, with something covered up under a blanket*

Metalpool : Ah.. Stooges. Welcome.

((By interacting, you give full kill permission, but it's non-cannon so your character won't actually die or remember this))

Deadpool : God. Why did it have to be the worse metal virus?

Neo metalpool : Who knows. Whatever god controlls us has forsaken us.

Deadpool : You mean the mods. Don't question it we're taking about the same thing.

Neo metalpool : I shall not.

*He's humming the spider-man theme song*

Deadpool : I wonder what happened to that arm of mine..

*Meanwhile metalpool saves Jared from the zombot deadpool and files back*

Metalpool : Deadpool. The arm has manifested into another you. The virus has created what is essentially a clone.

Deadpool : Shit. Well let's go deal with it.

*He gets up*

Metalpool : You cannot. It will infect you. We cannot handle that.

Deadpool :.. Fair enough. Let's just, go find someone. Maybe they're trying to find a solution.

*Deadpool..? Emerges from a puddle of the virus*

((note that deadpool is currently uninfected. This is just a clone made from an arm that regenerated a new, metal body))

Deadpool : Metal, you know what to do.

Metalpool : Affirmative.

*Metalpool cuts deadpools arm off, severing the infection from him*

Deadpool : Phew. Good thing I have a healing factor.

*Deadpool is not infected, but the arm is, and healing factors can turn.. Nasty sometimes..*

*Immortal can be seen sat at a slot machine in casino park*

God I needed some release.. Uh- Dammit lost again. Roll again.. NO! Again..

*It wins him everything he's spent back. But nothing more*

Yes! I've broken even. Again.

I, am your friendly neighbourhood spider-man. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and you probably know this already. Saved the city a few times, helped the avengers, ecetera!

Hmph. As I expected. My armor is unaffected by this, the same way a machine is. I should probably cover my arms up. Then I will be safe. Now to find a machine..

On an unrelated note ALL OF THIS STUFF GOES PERFECTLY WITH MIKU

The immortal : We are gathered here today to mourn the loss is some good friends of ours. First, Larry. When he got here, Larry wasn't exactly the best person. But he made friends. He changed for us. And then, he sacrificed himself to the greater good.

Deadpool : *aside* Wow.. What character development..

Immortal : And then there was Shadow. Or, shads. He was the one to bring us all here. He saved us from being killed by the emeralds explosions. If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be here today.

I would also like to mention two of the other heroes that were once guardians. First, Paul. His spaghetti will go down in legend. He was a good man. And then there was the grilled cheese Obama sandwich. The former president, but as a sandwich. He gave some truly good advice, and was then killed when deadpool threw him.

Deadpool : Hey! Not here!

Immortal : Fine, fine. But we must not forget their legacy. Now, does anyone want to say anything on these four?

((anyone can attend))

*They find deadpool on the floor*

Immortal : Deadpool, what are you doing here?

Deadpool : Larry's.. Larry's gone..

Man : What?

Kenny : Its true.

Slayer : Your friend went out a hero. I saw the explosion.

Deadpool : I know but it hurts man.. It really does..

Man : I understand how you feel. My parent died.

Metalpool : Deadpool. We are all here at the moment. We have done all we can.

*Mr Bean walks in*

Immortal : Why is he here?

Man : all our biggest allies.

Immortal : Ah.

Deadpool : Fuck fuck FUCK!

Kenny : WHAT WAS THAT SHIT? WHY DID HE DO THAT?

Metalpool : Calm down. It was the only logical way we could have won.

Deadpool : So it's your fault..?

Metalpool : I-

Deadpool : SHUT YOUR ROBOTIC FUCKIN TRAP! YOUR ON TEMPORARY SUSPENSION FROM THE GUARDIANS!

Metalpool : What?

Kenny : Oh come on, he was just tryna-

Deadpool : SHUT THE FUCK UP FLORIDA MAN! GO BACK TO YOUR OWN DIMENSION!

Metalpool : This is a result of your trauma. Deadpool, I assure you, we will-

Deadpool : Just.. Get out..

*Metalpool and Kenny leave, and deadpool falls to his knees, crying*

From a minor antagonist in his own universe to sacrificing himself for his newfound friends.

Kenny : We should go help the team. We're no use here.

Metalpool : We're backup. Just.. In case of emergency..

Larry : Kenny's righ-

Metalpool : No.. Shush. We cannot risk the entire team.. Falling..

*A group of heroes stand just at the border. They know he'll fight soon*