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*Between realities, a signal beeps. A man in armor lurks around the castle*

The scientist :...

*A kingly figure walks past him. The scientist hides behind a corner. He breathes heavily, dampening the suits microphone*

Ice king :.. Soon, the foundation will be frozen again.

*The ice king stares at a pillar of ice with a chunk broken out of it. He freezes it once more*

Ice king : Much better. I wonder how close I am..

*A hologram appears in the castle. The scientist begins recording the interaction*

Ice king : How close am I to this reality?

Voyager : Close. You are about a day away. Prepare yourself for arrival.

Ice king : The foundation is there, correct?

Voyager : Indeed. We have allies. You help us kill the seven and their allies, we give you the foundation. Alive.

Ice king : I am, aware of our agreement.

*The hologram of the voyager dissappears. The ice king walks towards a blade in the ground*

Ice king : Soon, you will make another fall.

*The scientist tries to send the recording to the visitor, but fails to*

Scientist : Dammit..

*The ice king turns around*

Ice king : Who goes?

*The scientist is already running. Be turns a corner, more frozen artifacts from across the omniverse line the walls of the castle. He takes note of a few in particular : A star tipped wand, four golden weapons, a patriots vibranium shield, and a dagger, capable of being played like a flute. He turns another corner, and he ends up outside, on the edge of the castle. Any further and he falls into the endless void between realities*

Scientist : Nowhere left to run, exept up.

*He lifts off, sending himself backwards in the process. He lands on the very top of the castle. He looks down at where he just was, and spots the ice king trying to find him*

Ice king : You can't escape forever.

*The king walks back into the castle, leaving the scientist to ponder atop it*

*He doesn't walk in. He just stands outside, watching the inhabitants. Any monster that tries to harm him just becomes another splatter on his armor*

Something about architecture

A zombie virus spread initially through the Internet, and through contact with the infected.

Internet spread can be blocked with firewalls (like batman did)

Infected act like zombies, but can sense life, and will always travel towards it.

No immunity.

There is a cannon cure.

So yeah, declaiming visla.

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*The log begins. An automated message plays. Audio log 01 :*

The visitor : I.. Suspect that we may be the only ones coming. After all, time, is a mysterious thing. Something that the scientist would not attempt to meddle with. I suspect that he will not come, to 'Keep the timeline intact' as he calls it.

He theorised about such a thing as 'Multiple omniverses', and the possibility of travelling between them. He, of course, never found that way. We may not be the prime omniverse, or we might be.

I do however, believe that the - Unintelligible - are watching us here. Given their power over the zero point for thousands of years.

We must be prepared for anything. The voyager and geno will not come alone.

*The audio cuts*

*Out come the visitor, foundation, and Paragdim. They are greeted by deadpool and the doomslayer*

Deadpool : I see his distress call worked!

Doomslayer :..

Foundation : Didnt you take over midas' yacht?

Deadpool :.. That's unrelated. Anyway, there's this guy that needs taking out. His name is Ultramix. Care to help?

Visitor :..

Paragdim : Its why you called us, isn't it?

Foundation : exactly. And we showed. Let's get this guy!

*It seems he's training for something*

*A capsule ejects from it. Out comes another member of the seven*

He doesn't lead humans, right? And his amusement park killed people!

Absolute static : Hmm.. I wonder what this place holds..

((Yes I know there is a different one, this one is the one from the old eggsolute lore stories I did. Which if you remember, means that she is an absolute fucking psycho))

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! WHY CAN HE FUCKING CONTROL MACHINES!? NOW METALS GONE! FUCK! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ULTRAMIX!!

((RP REDDIT))

Shocking, I know.

*The voyager is observing it from outside*

*Deadpool wakes up, back in the void where he first met the soul. He instantly pulls out his weapons*

Deadpool : Let me go home man.

The soul : Deadpool, there's still another week of this to go!

Deadpool : Not if I have anything to say about it!

*He begins to shoot at the soul. The soul doges out of the way*

The soul : Suit yourself.

*The soul transforms, and gains the body of eggsolute Deadpool*

Soulpool : Alright Deadpool, last chance.

Deadpool : Over my unregenerative body!

*He tries to fire again, but his gun jams*

What?

Soulpool : This void is flexible. I can stop things, I can create things, and I can bring them in..

*Four flashes of light appear. The eggsolute guardians of the globe appear, though they do not speak*

Get him, my guardians!

*The guardians charge at Deadpool. He doges the immortal, but is pulled to the ground by Spider-man. The doomslayer punches his chest a few times as the soul clambers ontop of overlord metalpool*

You see wade, this is how it has to be. You have to earn it.

Deadpool : Agh.. Yeah.. Well if I ha-- *wheeze* have to.. I'll have some help..

*He snaps his fingers. The doomslayer is pulled off of him by.. The foundation? How the f-*

Soulpool : -uck did he get here?

Deadpool : You said this place was flexible. Never said I couldn't do anything, just that you could.

Soulpool :.. Shit.

*The guardians of the globe appear in the void*

Immortal : Good to see you Deadpool.

Deadpool : Likewise immortal.

Neo Metalpool : What, are they?

Deadpool : Dark variants of us. Let's fuckin kill em!

*The guardians charge at each other. The doomslayers brawl, and from the behind, Paz visla manages to pull eggsolute doomslayer to the ground, where the doomslayer manages to finish him*

Visla : One down!

*The immortals clash, equally matched. Or they would be, if the foundations plasma blade hadnt gone through the eggsolute immortals neck*

Foundation : Immortals taken care of!

*Next were the spiders. Peter was used to fighting clones, but none as brutal as eggsolute Spider-man. Iron man assisted in the fight, providing cover fire for Spider-man, throwing off his dark variant.*

*This resulted in Larry and man(in his aslume form) , both punching eggsolute spiderman at the same time. They crushed his skull*

Larry : Spider-man down!

*That left the four pools. Metalpool tackled the Soulpool off of overlord*

Metalpool : Larry, man, deadpool, take care of the dark Deadpool. The rest of us will divert the monster.

Deadpool : Alrighty! Thanks!

*Larry and man rushed to the side of deadpool. The first three guardians, the original trio. Together at once, to battle the one that bought them together*

Soulpool : I see what your doing. First three. I get the memo. But you still have to go through the sub-arc. It's just buisness.

*Man uppercuts the soul*

Man : AND THIS IS THE POWER OF ASLUME!!

Deadpool : Nice!

*Deadpool drew his swords, as Larry readied his weapons*

Soulpool : Get off of me!

*The soul throws man to the ground, who then throws Deadpool at the soul*

Deadpool : Hastala vista, baby!

*Deadpool slices at the soul, resulting in the eggsolute Deadpool being left by the soul, it was then destroyed by Larry's arsenal, leaving the soul exposed.*

*Deadpool lands back down, the other guardians meeting him*

Spider-man : Metals taken care of.

Deadpool : Good. Now it's just him.

*The soul looks at all of them*

The soul :.. I couldn't be happier with the dynamic you have. Go, lose more battles. And deadpool, have your stone buff.

*The continuity stone hovers to deadpool, now with city level retconning power, and one revive*

Deadpool : Fuck you. All of that, for this anti cli-

*The guardians dissappear. They reappear in green hill zone*

-mactic ending. Wait a sec we're home?

Immortal : Welcome back, deadpool.

((You may interact))

*The paragdim approaches ruby with payment for the mech being built*