
Suitable Vessel Found, Reincarnating...
A husk of a filthy clanker... This isn't what I wanted...
But hey!, Beggars can't be choosers amirite lads?

A husk of a filthy clanker... This isn't what I wanted...
But hey!, Beggars can't be choosers amirite lads?
MANKIND IS FALLEN
LIGHT IS FUEL
HEAVEN CALLS
(I had no reason to cook this hard lmao)
My body is crumbling.
But I must continue.
I’ve nothing left to lose.
Its either you die or I die.
An [{i} corp trading truck™] pulls over near one of floor 54's strongholds, and a salesman and a couple of fully-armoured guards exit the famously hundred-plated vehicle.
Along with a weirdo wearing a mascot suit..? The tag on it reads: "Experiment 3". The employees ignore its existence completely with trained practice as the dead fish eyed creature stares at them vehemently with malice.
Salesman: "Hello, I believe you wanted to sample some of our products?"
(salesman is the guy on the left. Weird mascot guy is...there.)
!click¡
Amillia Hertz appears in front of the camera
"Hello, everyone. Today I'm replacing gretchit grimel for an extremely important reason..."
She immediately falls to her knees and starts begging to the audience
"PLEASE BUY OUR PRODUCTS! MY BOSS WILL DO SOMETHING TO ME AND I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT HE HAS IN STOOORRREEEE!!! T CORP! L CORP! R CORP! PLEASE LET US BUILD PERMANENT MALLS IN YOUR FLOORS PLEASE!"
Amillia gets dragged off screen by the recording crew, still screaming
"HE SAID HE'S GOING TO NOT KILL ME!!! IT'S EITHER GOING TO BE PAINFUL, EMBARRASSING, OR BOTH! OH GODS DAMMIT I DON'T WANNA BE A HEAD IN A JAR FOR THE REST OF MY LI-"
The screen and voice cuts off abruptly
!click¡
Wh...What the hell is even going on!? I was...What the hell is going on here now!?
(This happened in the past, Alice lore time!!!)
A small house overlooking a larger farm, rural and simple, the sun gently shining down on the soil and plant life. A few figures working in the farm as Alice sat on the porch.
Alice: "Dear Journal, I do not enjoy my home, every day I wake up, watching my family tend to the fields as I am 'too delicate' to help...they wont let me help...it makes me feel useless...Today I read some new books, Dante's inferno and Alice in wonderland, they were quite enjoyable id say. Perhaps I'll walk out to the field of white flowers again...its nice and quiet...helps me think and dream about those mechanical things...the ones inventors make...I'd want to be a inventor one day, like the great oz...making magic for the common folk..."
??? family 1: "Alice! Stop writing in your damm book and go inside, you'll get a cold!"
Alice: a small sigh "Yes father..."
Some footsteps before Alice retreated inside
"Just imagine Journal for a moment, being able to capture a moment in time, forever...or being able to fly in that sky above...so high...with the sun in my eyes....haha...a foolish dream, right?"
"I'll write my next entry dear Journal when I get to the flower field again, it'll be easier to think about things there....maybe I'll even sketch out something"
(I'll do art for the next one at the fields :) )
Thats jt I just shot him, since he has to follow the law of physics plus he have no power I just shoot him…
Again.
And again
And again
As CEO of the Meat Packing Room, I have Returned, and Have decided to Fight Grimm Under His domain since im much more skilled than Him anyways
"HAVE YOU HEARD THE TALE HERA? THE TALE OF THE MEAT KING?"
"..."
"THE KING, EATEN BY THE DARK ONE.
THE KING REVIVED BY THE SLAVE
THE KING, HIS PALACE INVADED BY THE COURT
THE SLAVE, SLAUGHTERED BY THE EXECUTIONER
THE KING, STANDING TRIAL."
"This doesn't concern me, nor any of my other clones."
"OH, BUT IT CONCERNS THEM ..."
"...who do you want me to call?"
"THE FROWNING MAN. HE MUST TAKE THE SLAVE."
"alright...fine. Don't disturb me anymore, I'll ring him up."
.
.
Ring-ring-ring!
.
.
"...yessss..?"
The armada mostly came back safely, saving us time and money from recovery
The mass is DEAD, undead?, whatever, you know what that means, 5 hundred per-
⏰: no
Fine
With the Power Of the Ceo of MPR...
I can bring her back...
I can bring them all back...
I MUST OBTAIN HIS POWER
It's a race against time.
Grimm's using everything in his abilities to reach MPR
Everyone try to stop him,
They called him the evil one, The One with the blackest
soul.
He'll be the Villian of the story, as long as it can bring his friends back.
With the stuff we got from Lucifer
We shall Not let any of you pass,
None of you shall interfere, Until we drop dead.
Until the Black Trial is no more.
(Holy Grail War Subplot lol)
A Holy Grail that can grant a wish to anyone who may come into contact with it...
Of course, I'll give it away but here's the catch:
(This is really scuffed since I'm a surface level Fate Fan)
Only 7 "Masters" will be allowed to enter, each Master will summon a Servant to help them reach the Grail. The Last Master-Servant duo to survive will Win the Holy Grail!
Servants will be those who come from the History of The Basement (Starting from Len's Basement to here), if there simply not enough notable people it shall pull from other worlds outside out own. Each Master will have 3 Command Spells, once all three have been used their contract with their Servant will cease therefore cutting the Servant off from their source of mana and will start to disappear.
Saber, Archer, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, and Berserker. If there is a chance that someone summons an ExtraClass Servant (Servant Excluded from the War/Not part of the main classes), they shall forfeit thier command spells to me as the overseer of this War.
There can only be one of each class.
If the ExtraClass is deemed to be a Ruler, the Master shall keep their command spells but must remain impartial.
If the ExtraClass is deemed to be an Avenger, all other Masters and Servants are advised to kill the Servant with said Class to prevent any further chaos.
It is advised for you to not reveal the True Name of your servant unless you want to freely give away their weakness.
The 1st Holy Grail War of The Basement shall begin once all Masters and Servants have appeared!
If you accidentally summon a Servant but you wish not to participate you can always surrender your command spells to me so that I may give them to someone else who seeks to be a Master, once you have done so then I shall do my best to protect those who have forfeited from the War.
Its the final battle
Its either I lose everything or You lose everything.
Let’s see whose will to greater.
The little rat is hiding somewhere there