The worst thing to ever happen to Geometry Dash

Vortrox is an utterly disgusting piece of garbage for what he did on this stream. He was playing Sonic Wave, and someone asked, "What should I do before skeletal shenanigans?" And this utter scumbag piece of trash decided to slip in an undisclosed advertisement by advertising his level, Hello Fitzgerald. How shameless do you have to be? This dude is an utter scumbag. How can anybody support this piece of garbage? Vortrox, you have committed a cardinal sin! No, you have committed every cardinal sin! You are an evil monster! I am totally not a chud who is trying to start drama on GD Twitter. And I'm totally, totally not trying to induce rage bait.
I am utterly disgusted and petrified by this man's actions.

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u/NoahOnVista — 1 day ago

windows 8 revival community and Geometry Dash community competing to see who can get in more dramas

(this is only 1 example btw)

u/NoahOnVista — 7 days ago

My final hardes

I've been playing this game for around 6 years now, I've beaten almost every list demon I want to beat or like, I've beaten over 130 extremes. But I have never beaten a level in the top 10 (I was so close to beating one, but a CERTAIN LEVEL that got placed recently ruined it
So, now its time to choose what will be my final hardest
(And no, I'm not going to quit the game either)

  1. The Bloop: Absolutely fucking not. I despise this level. (For CERTAIN reasons, tottaly not because it pushed every end out of top 10 and pushed Operation Evolution out of main list)
  2. Boobwamba: Also a hell no, reason being I've beaten 2 memory demons on the list, and I don't wanna beat a 3rd. Also it's way too confusing
    8 Quanteuse Processing: I'd rather watch my sister's entire YouTube feed then play that trash
  3. Nullscapes: Robot is my worst gamemode by far, hell no
  4. Orbit: HAHAHAHAHA no.
  5. Amethyst: It would be fitting since I did beat The Golden, but this level is way too hard
  6. Flamewall. I am never making the same mistake of going for an XXL level
  7. Thinking Space 2: Way too unbelievable since I don't have a mic
  8. Society: A. way too hard, B. Ditto to TS2
    So what's my final hardest?
    Tidal Wave. Yes, I know you could apply the same things I said about TS2 and Society, but this level is pretty old so... I also picked it because I fuck with the gameplay
    Anyway, uh wish me luck
    I expect for this to take like 2 months of nonstop grinding so theres that.

It can't be that bad...right? (shit I just realized I misspelled the title)
Edit 2: I am seriously a moron I meant to type 30k attempts on my flair.

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u/NoahOnVista — 26 days ago

I am the first person to beat Stereo Madness while....

Completing it on Windows Vista at specifically 11:24 PM on July 19th 2026 on a Dell Latitude E6320 with the apps r3dfox, Camstudio and File Explorer open while being named Noah and having 88 percent on Every End while beating this it in 3 attempts on a laptop with specifically 4GB of RAM with it having specifically a sticker of the plant Bonk Choi from PVZ2 on a 256 GB patriot SSD using a HAVIT HV-KB389L with a Logitech G502 Hero while having the username NoahOnVista and being subscribed to r/DontTypeLikeThis and doing it on a Samsung monitor specifically with the games Bejeweled 2 and Toontown installed and on top of that doing it with the flair "

SEvery End 88%" and on top of all of that, posting it to reddit.com at 11:30 PM

..Can you tell Every End is getting to me

u/NoahOnVista — 1 month ago

Undisclosed. Advertisements.

They always pop up in TikTok, and I know all the signs

Fruit cutting, college looking teenagers yapping about an entirely different thing but then they sneakily put in a “like using Penisbot AI” or whatever to make it seem like a normal video and it just pisses me off
Not only is it; illegal it’s also the most annoying form of advertisement and it’s always some shitty ai study app with a stupid name like fucking “Yatagarasu AI” or “Erebus Chat” or whatever

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u/NoahOnVista — 2 months ago

My take on the current situation/state with CPJ

TLDR/TLDC for the employed : CPJ in my opinion needs to course correct

Now I apologize if this rant comes off a bit fear mongering. And i know this is unemployed drama that nobody cares lmao (This was recorded using speech to text, I am extremely tired lol)

Yet again this is all my opinion, please don’t flame me. But I just wanted to give my take (it is a long read)

. Club Penguin Journey behind the scenes is really, really messy. I'm not saying it's as bad as, God forbid, Club Penguin Online. I don't think anything will ever come close to that again. But for a lot of the leaks, and there were a lot, this server needs to restructure. And even with the new mod team and everything they've done, keeping the mod team anonymous, it is not helping. The server is constantly getting into more drama. It is constantly getting worse. Day by day, the staff team gets messier, the game declines. I think we have reached the downward fall of this game. They need to restructure immediately. The October whatever the hell restructure did not help. The game is almost about to get a million users, which is great. But the way it's being managed, all the leaks, there's drama every other week. They need to correct course, like, immediately. I'm not saying the server's going to randomly go... Now what it did in September of 2024, but let's not act like it's doing any better, okay? Because remember, the main thing that got Club Penguin that started this whole situation in the first place was because the mod team was acting petty and it was poorly managed. I don't want another 2024 to happen, and I feel like, unfortunately, and don't get mad at me, it's probably going to happen. They are doing baffling decisions which honestly make things worse. I don't feel like this server will make it to 2027. I don't. That's not to sound rude, but the way that they're running this, it won't last. What they're doing is flat-out not sustainable. It just isn't sustainable. Their behavior will not last in the long run.

Even if these problems are small and minuscule, like in them withholding giving someone penguin of the week, I feel like, and yet again, this is not me fear-mongering, one day they are going to do it to the wrong person. They're gonna be petty to someone who doesn't take that as well. Not saying whoever doesn't take that well should do anything at all. If so, they're a massive fucking loser. But I feel like if they keep doing these petty decisions and like this high school clicky drama, it will end up in the staff team getting doxed. I hate to say it, I don't want it to happen, but I feel like that's where it's gonna go if they keep doing this. It's small and minuscule, but there are crazy people. I don't mean to sound like a conspiracy theorist. I don't mean to sound like, oh, Sandy Hook was a fucking conspiracy by the government. But I feel like they're going to end up eventually messing with the wrong person who flat out doesn't put up with that. And they're going to get the staff team doxed. Maybe I'm being a bit bleak, but I don't know. There's a TLDR. The TLDR, uh, they need to correct course. The Club Penguin Journey team needs to correct course immediately or it may get bad quick.

The staff team and I'm not trying to sound rude. I don't think they know how to manage a community this big. I don't. Judging by all the drama and all the leaks, it does not sound like they know how to run it properly. There's drama pretty much every other week. There has to be some Tomodachi life level squabble throwing things at each other. Club penguin journey player, hear a watermelon headed clown, or the dullest crayon in the box kind of garbage. And it happens every other week. Now I'm not saying that other video games or private servers get into drama. Corporate clash might actually be worse on the tootown side. Are rewritten, occasionally gets into some drama. I mean, they had like drama a couple months ago. Because yet again, these are private servers and they're ran by people that ultimately, You don't. I don't construe this. Opposed to Disney, you don't know who you're giving your information to. That is why people always say, use another email for these servers, because one day it'll get bad. It is proven that things can and might get bad. Club hanger online, club hanger and the club penguin experience. Those are 3 of the 1st examples that come to mind. The club penguin experience had a date breach mishandled. God forbid, Club Penguin Online was owned by pedophiles, Club Penguin had 2 data breaches. I think, and Adidas attack. I wasn't that active in the club hanging community when that all went down. So forgive me if I'm wrong. But that is the sad reality of learning a private server. The shutdown should have been a huge warning sign. It should have been the 1st wake-up call, and they, and from all the leaks, yet again, and all the drama that's went down ever since September, I think 23rd, 2024. Everything that's went on, they have not corpse corrected and that wake-up call was not taken seriously. I'm going to sound harsh. They need another incident like what happened in September 2024. That might sound harsh but hear me out. They need another wake-up call. They did not take that 1st one seriously. Not saying we should go and deliberately dox them out. No, if you do that, you're a loser. It's a kid's penguin game. Grow up. But what I'm saying is, They need to learn one way or another. When I was a kid, I used to say some fucking disgusting shit on the internet. And I actually took the wake-up call. Hey, I'm going to go report you to the police if you don't quit acting like this. I took that seriously. They, they are not. I don't, okay, those are 2 different scenarios. But they need to course correct. They need to, Of course, correct. I sound like a broken record. I know. But what they are doing is unsustainable, in my opinion, in my, in warning opinion. Shouldn't have put this so deep into the rant. I don't think they can handle the 1000000th player. celebration or whatever. Every party for the last couple weeks. Something has gone wrong. Okay? They rather focus on withholding items from people, which yet again is extremely embarrassing to do at a children's penguin game. They'd rather focus on that, focus on their mean girls, high school drama, than focus on what is important. Okay, Benji, yes, what he did, I think he docks them on team. Yet again, take that with a grain of salt. This happened almost 2 years ago. What the doxing was not okay. But I feel like they were going in the right direction was shutting the game down, restructuring. And then it just went all wrong. It, they, It started great, and then it got, and then it got bad. It got worse. Okay. Yeah, again. It is uh, 5 in the morning. So, I apologize if I don't sound as articulate as I would usually be. But the drama within all the community servers, like CPJ secrets, the mind shack. Stuff like that is what got them shut down originally. I'm gonna pull a chat GPT here and say, here's the unconnable truth that nobody wants to admit, but here is the, I can't believe I'm saying this ironically, here's the unconnable truth that nobody wants to admit. What they, all this drama, all this petty crap is what got them shut down in the 1st place. It is what caused the shutdown of September 23rd, 2024. I don't mean to sound bleak, but I, it was what they're doing is going to cause another 2024. And it is going to be the exact same thing. I don't know when they'll learn. their lesson. But they have to soon.

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u/NoahOnVista — 2 months ago