The undead pirate cove at r/Undeadposting necropolis got me this yar beaut. Samurai at r/Samuraiposting2 even helped arm all of it so I don't have to buy ye ammo and guns!
Dear pirates.
The wizard council has authorized the use of nukes. For those who don't know what nukes are, imagine an entire powder keg filled with gunpowder, but 100 times bigger.
We will be aiming at your military centers, including ports and coves, while trying to avoid civilians. But I have enough of them to bomb each and every one of your ships.
This **will** be devastating. If it is not enough to get your surrender, we **will** use even more destructive means.
As the person tasked to drop the nukes, I still hope for peace. That's why I'm offering you two more days to accept peace. We are not asking for an unconditional surrender, just for those hostilities to end once and for all.
Please accept this offer.