Whelp, apparently I'm officially old now and I'm sad
I just gave a college lecture to a bunch of 20(ish) year olds and I used The Police in an attempt to teach them about arguments supported by evidence and ones that aren't.
Over half (!!!!) of the class never heard of The Police and had no idea who they were. I was expecting more "Oh, that's my dad's music!" or even "my granddad's music", but they never heard of'em at all. Not even Sting.
Pardon me whilst I go off and get fitted for my bread crumb pocket laced cardigan and go look for a park somewhere.