u/North_Asparagus_6785

Let me help out the men with your profile pics:

1. NO FUCKING FISH. We do not care.
2. No group photos. I’m not doing an investigation as to which one you are.
3. Make the first one a decent close up view of you whole, actual face.
4. Don’t do some weird shit like have your pants falling down or you’re in a dress, or you’re fake kicking the balls of a statue of a bull.
5. If you have a zit, a booger, something in your teeth, notice that and either post another picture instead, or edit it out. Wtf?!!

Am I missing anything ladies? I’m just so weirded out as to why they would present themselves like that. I IMMEDIATELY swipe left if I see any of this. What are you guys even doing out there? Why am I even helping you? I’m just astounded as to the amount of crap profiles.