u/Numerous-Actuator781

▲ 3 r/shittyadvice

My neighbour CARL stole my ONE of a KIND Charizard card!!!! What should I DO!

He’s very ugly and has no life outside stealing shit

u/Numerous-Actuator781 — 3 days ago

▲ 16 r/monkeyspaw

I wish everyone pronounced data correctly

u/Numerous-Actuator781 — 6 days ago

▲ 6 r/monkeyspaw

I wish the post before me gets their wish

u/Numerous-Actuator781 — 7 days ago

▲ 0 r/monkeyspaw

I wish California was an Empire and I was their Emperor (I don’t live in California)

u/Numerous-Actuator781 — 7 days ago

▲ 8 r/monkeyspaw

I wish to end alcoholism by making every drink taste like radioactive soy sauce mixed with hand sanitizer

u/Numerous-Actuator781 — 8 days ago

▲ 12 r/monkeyspaw

I wish all medical terms were replaced with Stars Wars references

u/Numerous-Actuator781 — 8 days ago

▲ 16 r/monkeyspaw

I wish to end all wars with mandatory break dance sessions

u/Numerous-Actuator781 — 9 days ago

▲ 6 r/monkeyspaw

I wish to end world hunger by handing out free peanut butter sandwiches.

u/Numerous-Actuator781 — 9 days ago