This thing cost me 3k in vet bills. I'm in debt now. Laugh at his naked belly.

Nothing in life is free. Not even dumpster cat.

u/Oddish_Femboy — 2 months ago

I have been recognized for my contributions to the community.

I would like to thank my mother for giving me the support to become the person I am today. Without her I would not be here. I would like to thank the Matt Rose foundation for this acknowledgement, and I would like to thank my cat Freddy, who has just sat down in my lap as I type this.

u/Oddish_Femboy — 2 months ago
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I love this animal even though he put me in debt and is stinky.

He is recovering well. I'm a little concerned he isn't eating enough, though, so I plan to give him some anti nausea meds tomorrow.

u/Oddish_Femboy — 3 months ago

There's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't upload (part of) the video for those who Google refuses to grant viewership.

The first third of it, at least. Reddit only allows 5 minute or shorter videos to be posted.

u/Oddish_Femboy — 3 months ago
▲ 296 r/Fumofumo

They cancleedd my otder im going to theow up

I was 11 dollaea short in my account

u/Oddish_Femboy — 3 months ago
▲ 112 r/cryptids

Important thing you must know. The hoop snake is real.

Dwarf reed snakes (Pseudorabdion longiceps) found in several parts of Southeast Asia do the hoop snake thing to escape from predators.

It is just as ridiculous as you are imagining.

Of all the cryptids that genuinely exist, two of them were coincidentally described in jokes.

(The other being jackelopes. Look up Shopes pappilomavirus if you aren't squeamish about superficial keratinous growths on lagomorphs. Yes, the same kind of virus as herpes. We got lucky, though the rabbit variant is also mostly benign.)

I am willing to bet money that someone finds a hairy fish someday.

u/Oddish_Femboy — 3 months ago
▲ 66 r/196

He is in jail for crimes (hiding again.)

Also to make sure he can eat and drink without the other cats pestering him.

u/Oddish_Femboy — 3 months ago
▲ 1.6k r/196

My cat just showed up alive. Where have you been ! It's been 2 days ! I've been looking for your corpse !!!!

Also eating!!! His appetite is back!!!

u/Oddish_Femboy — 3 months ago
▲ 320 r/196

I think my cat has died and I can't even find his body.

What do I do? I fear he may have hidden in the garage where my dead landlord's crap is, and I don't even know how to begin navigating out there.

Also every time I try looking for him I start crying.

Picture of the kitten to lighten the mood maybe.

u/Oddish_Femboy — 3 months ago
▲ 2.7k r/196

The world is beautiful and good things are possible.

The title of this doesn't quite cover the scope.

Mayor Mamdani has allocated part of the city budget to animal food pantries and free fixing clinics.

u/Oddish_Femboy — 3 months ago
▲ 935 r/196

Pool update!! Pool update!!!! It's covered in firework junk now.

u/Oddish_Femboy — 3 months ago