Should Hegseth be the secretary of department of war, or the secretary of the department of sexy?
Every time Hegseth discusses the military might of the United States, I think, Hegseth for president in 2028. Who’s with me?
He protrudes ăn air of masculinity that invokes confidence in American citizens—never mind the Iran debacle if Hegseth is overseeing it.
Hegseth, 2028. America, number 1.