Remember last weekend when I was sad because my chicken using the crosswalk was removed from r/ toronto?
There's now a post up asking if bunnies are dangerous, and it hasn't been removed!
There's also a pic of 5 teen raccoons in a leafy tree that also hasn't been removed. (I'd rather see fatso raccoons on a branch over a dumpster reaching for fries, but I'll take it
Thanks everyone
I posted a pic of a chicken crossing the road at Royal York & Lake Shore today. It was removed. We need a more whimsical general Toronto subreddit
My neighbour received a monthly delivery for a niche item from a branded truck
I heard them chit chat and deduced they are familiar with each other
Driver asks, sorry if it's weird, but can I please use your bathroom? Neighbour: no, it's weird
Would you have invited him in?
I lurked out front to offer the guy to use mine, but he'd already disappeared into the back of the van to pee in a bottle. If you see this, Bud, I would have also sent you on your way with some fancy sandwiches from today's class party
Edit: powder room is steps from my front door, so that's why I would've offered. It's possible neighbour doesn't have the same layout. If he only has an upstairs bathroom, then yes, he was right to decline
There are 3 spots ahead of the truck, and two behind the camera
Double parking is selfish. I only ever heard about it on NYC tv shows. I see it everywhere these days
EDIT: It turns out, the beat up Corolla with Quebec plates was there on pressing gang/ drug business. Car ahead was delivering regular food though
Friends, I just want one day with no negative interactions
Note: I like dogs. Today's dog was an absolute doll, but owner was not
The simple reaction to this story would've been: Ok, sorry! Have a nice day
I live in a recently densified area. Lots of apartment doggies with not much greenspace
Anywho, many people walk their dogs on my front lawn. There's not much grass left. It is what it is, however we do have a flower bed
I said to a person on my lawn "please don't walk your dog in the flower bed, plants are growing. It's also not a dog walking area. She erupted and said that my lawn belongs to the City of Toronto. Insults from her ensue. I said loudly "just please be a good neighbour"
My neighbour rolls up with his dog. She thinks she has an ally. I go inside. He ends up calling her an old crone and she keeps yelling at him
According to neighbor, she takes pics of my property and shouts "I know where you live!"
She pauses to yell at a blue car driving the wrong way down the street. He stops and says "I heard you threaten that lady! "
She proceeded to text furiously on my lawn for 10 minutes. I think I might be Facebook famous now
I predict she will bring her dog to poop on my lawn from now on. The only thing is, that sweet dog has better manners and won't participate in her plan
I'm sad she lives nearby. She's going to cause trouble
Thank you all for listening