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The dad replies, “Yes… we arson.”

He asks the bartender, “Where did you get that little guy?”

The bartender says, “There’s a genie in the back granting wishes.”

The guy runs to the back, comes back furious five minutes later, and yells:

“I asked for a million bucks, and now the alley is full of ducks!”

The bartender sighs.

“Yeah, you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?”