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[Thunder cracks. Camera pushes through iron gates. The creaking door of the crypt slowly opens…]

The Crypt Keeper (cackling):
“Ehehehehe… Welcome, boils and ghouls… to another frightfully fan-tastic tale… where love is blind… and apparently… so is common sense!”

[He shuffles forward, brushing dust off a cracked phone screen glowing in the dark.]

“Tonight’s story? Ohhh, it’s about a lonely lad… hopelessly devoted to a mysterious vision of beauty. A shadowy seductress who never shows her face… only her… silhouette. Oooh, how enlightening!”

[He leans in closer, whispering.]

“But as our dear admirer clicks, tips, and slips deeper into obsession… he never stops to ask… what’s really casting that shadow…”

[Lightning flashes. The Crypt Keeper grins wider.]

“Because behind every perfect figure… there might be something a little more… hands-on! Ehehehehe!”

[He raises a bony finger.]

“And when the curtain finally rises… our lovestruck fool will learn the hard way… that some fantasies… should stay in the dark.”

[Pause. He chuckles low.]

“After all… in tonight’s tale… you are what you eat… and what eats you might just take your place!”

[He bursts into manic laughter.]

“EHEHEHEHEHE! Stay tuned for… ‘Shadow of a Doubt!’”

[Cut to black.]