u/Ok_Caramel4888

We all hear the gossip and thoughts from wannabe NFL "insiders", but if the court case is wrapped up, why can't the Josh Jacobs case get a hearing scheduled with the commissioner to resolve his suspension? I am not saying he shouldn't be suspended for the season- it just seems weird that the commissioner has basically put him in purgatory and the team seems to be completely fine with it.

Heather needs to give these ladies some lessons on how a rich housewife really acts around her friends. Instead of Heather apologizing for her success, they should thank her for all the extra gifts and perks they get.

Emily and Gina make such a big deal over Carmella giving a $3000 purse as a birthday gift but Heather spends that just on the cakes for her parties.

Vicki has everyone talking about how successful her business is, yet she complains about spending $400 to heat her pool and a few more hundred dollars on some pizza and beer.

Heather rents a plane for a trip and all they do is talk badly about her for showing off her wealth.

Carmella uses some of that NFL money to try and buy a few friends, and they lose their minds.

Meanwhile cheapskate Vicki is trying to poor spaghetti sauce back in a jar so she can return it to Ralphs and get her $4 back to have money to buy some more home decorations from Homegoods.

We all get what these housewives shows are about- going on small trips to fight, holding fake dinners and events to fight, rehashing fights from 5 years ago and talking about each other behind their backs.

Jennifer- let me talk about Heather behind her back to everyone and say I think she is fake for saying things behind their back that is different than what she says to their face. Also Jennifer- Heather I consider you one of my best friends and I am so happy that we are getting closer.

Emily- you have the one husband or partner on the show that consistently shows up for filming and listens quietly while you complain about all your castmates and your kids over and over and over- this guys deserves a medal, not a divorce.

Gina- If Heather had asked you to drive 3 hours to San Diego to look at a couple of apartments for Max, for no pay, you would've spent the season complaining that she only thought of you as a rental agent and was so entitled to think you work for free. Just when you started to get the audience to like you again, you Emily and Jen decided to spend the season complaining about the stuff Heather has done for 14 previous seasons. Hope the real estate career is working out because you, Emily and Vicki will probably not be getting another orange.

Tamara- you should be smart enough to figure out that when Heather says she puts you in a different box than the rest of the cast it means she has known you longer, forgives you more quickly, is more comfortable talking things over with you and will move on sooner than she would would the others. It is not a bad thing- figure out the context of the statement before you lose your shit.

Vicki- just ride your scooter off to some retirement home where they are used to old ladies screaming at everyone and fake-falling for attention.

Shannon- I am sure you are an A number 1 pain in the ass behind the scenes, but at least your conversations with the cast seem more honest than most others.

Heather- give Carmella a heads up that at the upcoming reunion filming, you are going to talk about all the nasty things the other castmates said about her- and bring out the text messages and play the voice messages please.

Carmella- its just housewives "reality". Its not that deep. PS you should drink more, your more energetic and funnier when you have a couple of cocktails.