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Image 1 — Mark My Words | Explicit | 4.3k Words | By NoCoastPosts (Me)
Image 2 — Mark My Words | Explicit | 4.3k Words | By NoCoastPosts (Me)

Mark My Words | Explicit | 4.3k Words | By NoCoastPosts (Me)

Title: Mark My Words

Author: NoCoastPosts (me)

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 4,300 words

Summary:

“You have no clue,” Ilya says, voice rough, “how fucking sexy you are. You like it when I mark you up, show you who you belong to?”

“Yes,” Shane breathes, “wish you could do it all the time.”

Ilya’s hot gaze suddenly turns sharp, his eyes sparkling with mischief.

“What, what is it?”

“You will see, malysh,” Ilya replies. “I have an idea. An even better reward, if you can finish your lesson and do well.”

Shane hastily shoves Ilya off of him, earning a surprised grunt. He grabs the marker and uncaps it, pushing it into Ilya’s right hand.

“Let’s go.”

Shane recites the rest of the words and phrases without making a single mistake.

or, Shane and Ilya stumble upon body-writing during a Russian language study session, and it quickly becomes something so much more.

Tags:

Canon Compliant, Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), Established Relationship. Kinktober, Kinktober 2026, Body Writing, Writing on the Body, Writing on Skin, Kink Discovery, Kink Exploration, Porn with Feelings, Porn with Plot, Dom Ilya Rozanov, Sub Shane Hollander, Top Ilya Rozanov, Bottom Shane Hollander, Praise Kink, Shane Hollander Has a Praise Kink, Humiliation Kink, Verbal Humiliation, Verbal Degradation, Objectification, Anal Sex, Rough Sex, Dirty Talk, Phone Sex, Sexting, Masturbation, Freak4Freak Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, POV Ilya Rozanov, POV Shane Hollander, No Spoilers

Additional Info:

Written for Kinktober's day four prompt "body writing".

This fic got a bit longer than I expected, but I couldn't help myself. I love the act of body writing and the different ways it can be used. It works so perfectly for Hollanov, especially at a time where they had to hide their relationship. It's very smutty and hot, but also incredibly loving and tender. I hope y'all enjoy this one as much as I enjoyed writing it!

u/Ok_Condition874 — 10 days ago

Muscle Memory | Explicit | 3.2k Words | By NoCoastPosts (Me)

Title: Muscle Memory

Author: NoCoastPosts (me)

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 3.2k

Summary:

Ilya slides in, moving cautiously and meeting very little resistance without the hyper-aware, eager body he usually has underneath him, pushing back and pressing down and pulling him in. He’s biting his lip to hold back a groan at how fucking perfect this is - the feeling of Shane’s tight heat enveloping him, the slackness of his sleeping form, the slight hitch in his breath.

He is entirely at Ilya’s mercy, soft and sweet and innocent. Ilya wants to cherish every inch of him. Ilya wants to thoroughly ruin him.

or, Ilya and Shane explore somnophilia for the first time.

Tags:

Canon Compliant, Established Relationship, Somnophilia, Consensual Somnophilia, Kink Exploration, Dom/sub, Dom Ilya Rozanov, Sub Shane Hollander, Top Ilya Rozanov, Bottom Shane Hollander, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Sex Tapes, Sexual Free Use, Oral Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Rough Sex, Objectification, Verbal Humiliation, Slut Shaming, Dirty Talk, Possessive Behavior, Possessive Ilya Rozanov, Finger Sucking, Fingers in Mouth, Freak4Freak Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, POV Ilya Rozanov, POV Shane Hollander

Additional Info:

Just another smutty, kinky one-shot and my first time writing about this particular kink. Please remember to read the tags and skip if you’re not comfortable! I hope y’all enjoy it. 🤍

u/Ok_Condition874 — 3 months ago

Pillow Talk | Explicit | 3.1k Words | By NoCoastPosts (Me)

Title: Pillow Talk

Author: NoCoastPosts (me)

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 3.1k

Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe -
Roommates/Housemates, POV Shane Hollander, Porn with Feelings, Fluff and Smut, Mutual Pining, Roommates, Roommates to Lovers, Friends to Lovers, Porn With Some Plot, Dom/sub Undertones, Fantasizing, Sexual Fantasy, pillow humping, Dry Humping, Grinding, Masturbation, Caught Masturbating, First Time, Blow Jobs, Face-Fucking, Dirty Talk, Facials, Come Shot, Praise Kink, Shane Hollander Has a Praise Kink, Coming Untouched, Feelings Realization, References to Canon

Summary:

Shane claws at the sheets, drunk on the image of Ilya pounding into him relentlessly.

‘Tell me how it feels, Hollander.’

“Feels so good, don’t stop,” Shane whines emphatically, cheek shoved flat against the bed.

He’s so fucking close, right on the precipice of release. He feels a familiar trembling in his thighs, a spark igniting at the base of his spine. He speeds up even more, rutting against the damp pillow as his orgasm approaches.

“Ilya, fuck, I’m close, I need -”

“What do you need, Hollander?”

Shane’s eyes fly open and his movements screech to a halt, body shooting upright and moving off of the pillow as if it’s burned him. He stares in wide-eyed horror as Ilya smirks at him from the doorway.

Fuck.

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Shane and Ilya are friends and roommates. When Ilya stumbles upon Shane during some “alone time”, he decides to stick around.

Additional Info: This is my first AU fic for Hollanov! It’s a bit different than most of my fics. It’s still a smutty one-shot, but it’s less kink and more “fluff and smut” this time around. Still, I hope y’all enjoy it! 🫶🏻

u/Ok_Condition874 — 4 months ago

Gross Hollanov Week: Fic Prompts + Event Information

Gross Hollanov Week (July 20th to July 25th) is a fan event hosted by ao3 author unseemlyndisturbed. I'm one of the moderators for the event and wanted to share it here for anyone who may be interested!

As the name suggests, Gross Hollanov Week is all about kinks and fic topics/tags that are considered weird, taboo, and "out there". The prompts for each day are show in the photo above. Anyone 18+ is welcome to participate and the rules and requirements are very simple.

Event rules and details can be found at:

Gross Hollanov Week on AO3

Gross Hollanov Week on Twitter/X

Gross Hollanov Week on Tumblr

I'm happy to answer any questions that I can, but contact via the official accounts is the best way to get a quick response. I understand that this event and these topics are not for everyone, so please kindly remember the "don't like, don't read" approach. We're excited to see what y'all have to share!

u/Ok_Condition874 — 4 months ago

Say It Like You Mean It | Hollanov | Explicit | By NoCoastPosts (me)

Say It Like You Mean It | E | 2.4k

Author: NoCoastPosts (me)

Fanart: hmmBarkBark

Rating: Explicit

Summary:

“Is simple,” Ilya says. “You say ‘yes’ for ‘no’ and ‘no’ for ‘yes’. You tell me ‘keep going,’ and I hear ‘stop’. Is just opposites, malysh.”

“That’s easy for you to say,” Shane grumbles. “I’m the one who has to remember.”

“Poor Hollander,” Ilya taunts. “I have to remember, too. But if it’s so much trouble for you, we don’t have to do this.”

“Wait, wait,” Shane says hurriedly. “I can do it. C’mon, I swear.”

“If you’re sure,” Ilya replies. “Do you want me to keep going?”

“Ye-no - no, I mean, no,” Shane answers. “I don’t want this.”

Ilya smiles, pushing Shane’s chest and positioning himself over his body.

“Good.”

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or, Shane and Ilya explore consensual non-consent with a twist.

Tags: Canon Compliant, Established Relationship, POV Alternating, Porn Without Plot, Dom/Sub, Dom Ilya Rozanov, Sub Shane Hollander, Top Ilya Rozanov, Bottom Shane Hollander, Consensual Non-Consent, Consent Play, Sexual Roleplay, Sex Games, Kink Exploration, Power Dynamics, Face-Fucking, Rough Oral Sex, Face Slapping, Verbal Humiliation, Slut Shaming, Begging, Dacryphilia, Crying During Sex, Anal Sex, Rough Sex, Spit As Lube, Coming Untouched, Sexual Overstimulation, Multiple Orgasms, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander

Additional Info: I saw this prompt on Twitter last week and just had to write a fic for it! Please mind the tags. Hope y'all enjoy!

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u/Ok_Condition874 — 4 months ago

Blessed Be Your Last Cigarette | Hollanov | Explicit | by NoCoastPosts (me)

Blessed Be Your Last Cigarette | E | 5.1k

Author: NoCoastPosts (me)

Rating: Explicit

Summary:

“Do you need something?” Shane asks.

“Your cock,” Ilya says, like it’s obvious. “Feed it to me.”

“What the fuck, Ilya?”

“What? I am having a craving and need to keep my mouth…busy?”

“Preoccupied?”

“Yes, that. So you sit back on couch and watch your tapes. Just spread your legs and keep your hands to yourself. Is like I’m not even here.”

“This isn’t what I thought you meant when you said you needed help,” Shane responds, scrubbing a hand over his face.

“Anything, Ilya, I promise, Ilya, no questions, Ilya,” Ilya mocks, doing a terrible impression of Shane. “Did you mean this or not?"

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Shane agrees to help Ilya quit smoking without realizing what he's gotten himself into.

or, Hollanov cockwarming and free use, but not how you'd expect.

Tags: Canon Compliant, Setting/Timeline Tags, POV Alternating, Established Relationship, Porn With Plot, Top Ilya Rozanov, Bottom Shane Hollander, Dom Ilya Rozanov, Sub Shane Hollander, Dom/Sub, BDSM, Cock Warming, Sexual Free Use, Under-Negotiated Kink, Kink Exploration, Objectification, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Rough Sex, Sexual Overstimulation, Slut Shaming, Semi-Public Sex, Hand Jobs, Dacryphilia, Crying During Sex, Anal Plug, Butt Plug, Rough Oral Sex, Face Fucking, Blow Jobs, Praise Kink, Multiple Orgasms, Light Bondage/Restraints, Gags, Rimming, 5+1 Things (Sort Of), 3+1 Things, Trope Reversal

Additional Info: This random idea came to me a week or two ago, and I just had to write it. Cockwarming and free use being performed as an act of dominance with the recipient being the submissive partner isn't something I've read before, and writing it was quite the fun challenge. If you're looking for more traditional free use, there's a lengthy montage of it at the end.

Per usual, I tagged this pretty thoroughly to be on the safe side. Please mind the tags and skip this one if you feel uncomfortable. I hope y'all enjoy!

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u/Ok_Condition874 — 5 months ago
▲ 0 r/Poetry

This is a long shot but it’s worth a try.

I’ve been trying so hard to find this poem I love; it was shown to me by my first love/lifelong friend and he recently passed.

Since then, I’ve been dying to find it. These are all of the details I can remember:

The poem was written in a MySpace Note (or whatever those blog entries were called).

It contains the line “Shakespeare got it wrong”.

It contains the line “this is not a love poem” or “this is not a love story”. I believe it’s the first one.

It was posted to MySpace sometime between 2005 to 2008.

The tone of the poem is pretty sad but honest.

I’m fuzzy on the rest of the details but very confident about the ones I’ve listed. I think the poem may have also referenced the death of a parent and alcoholism/addiction. But I can’t be sure.

I know it’s a long shot, but I’m really hoping that someone recognizes this poem and can help me find it again. Thank you.

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u/Ok_Condition874 — 6 months ago