I am a cis ally. I just wanted you all to know that. I support you. I SAID I SUPPORT YOU.
Btw Transwomen, I have makeup and dressing tips. Transmen, I have tips on manhood. I know everything. Ask me anything
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Where can I find the .. *looks at the writing on my hand* DEI hormones? Where is your dealer? Is there a kingpin?
What’s on the trans agenda today? I could not attend meetings due to me playing my Magic card game with my D and D group.
Where is the Down With Cis bus? I need a ride to work. I work at the uh… the uh…. Starbucks. I do their computer programming. I’m saving up for a Baja Blast shark.
I walk into the women’s bathroom. Like a boss. Suddenly, a shrieky voice rang out and a disgusting white old blond woman with a Trump hat comes barreling toward me
Karen: the fuck are you doing!!!! Men can’t be in the women’s bathroom!!!!
Me: excuse me maam, I’m female to male transgender and the recent law passing it’s required I use the female bathroom
I pull out my birth certificate that says female. She gets red in the face pulls out her phone and calls 911
Karen: well I’m calling the police anyway!! All you transgenders are dangerous!!!!
She calls the police while I stand there mogging on her with my looksmaxxing skill, the police arrive and they both look sexy enough and are clearly gay, Karen is fake crying
Police: what seems to be the problem???
Karen: she’s a predator! ARREST HIM! I MEAN, HER!
I chuckle and show them my birth certificate too, they sigh and shake their head..
Police: sigh…unfortunately he has to use the bathroom, it’s the law, we can’t do anything, I’m sorry….you must now leave the bathroom, you’re harassing HIM..
Karen collapses to the ground yelling and crying while I record everything on my phone for my TikTok viewers, the video gains millions of views and everyone comments 😂 while they support me
Police: Listen Karen, you gotta get up or we’ll arrest you!
Karen: ITS MAAM!
Me and the police laugh at the video reference.
Me: haha, isn’t that ironic?
The crowd outside the doors clap as the Karen is led out, she is also fired later cuz this was on our work property. They turn to face me and I perform a pitch perfect Korean style dance.
Me: Oppa Transgender Style!
The crowd erupted. We all began to join in dance, save for Karen, who turned bright purple.
Everyone: op! Op! Op! Oppa transgender style!
Karen took off running while the rest of us danced into the night.