u/One_Direction8603

MENstration

Y’all know how a guy can dig your motherland until inamess na cycle yako? Like, utaanza tu kunyesha before days zako zifike. 😭

Sooo, I finished my period last week. Then we got intimate, and now I’ve started my period again. I can’t even handle the cramps, and I know he still wants to hit because he doesn’t mind period sex [neither do I]. 😭

My periods are usually irregular, so my worry is, is this going to happen every time even when I’ve just finished my period? 😭

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u/One_Direction8603 — 12 days ago

Kwani hamjui jokes

We was talkin with one of my male friends...quite older than me and we've been friends for along time now

Topic yetu ilikwa ya kuuza cinema and in my mind we are all joking cuz obviously I can't open one and he knows that.

I jokingly said " si ukuje basi tupige shuguli pamoja"

And now he's literally on his way coming namwambia ni jokes haskii [ mind you we've never done it before]

Now I'm freaking out😂 kidogo nitoroke kwa nyumba yangu.

u/One_Direction8603 — 2 months ago

Where are the attractive men?

I've seen this opinion on Reddit more than once: “Men on Reddit are ugly. I've never seen an attractive guy on here.”

And honestly… I kind of understand where they're coming from.

I've been on Reddit for a while, and from my own experience, I've never come across a guy on here where I've genuinely thought,

“Wow. He's a 10/10 or ticks every box for me.” Most of the men I've come across just haven't been my cup of tea .Not necessarily ugly, just… no.

But then I remembered that I actually have a friend who uses Reddit, and he's a good-looking guy. Nice face, well-built, good personality, nice smile, fun to be around.

And it made me think: maybe there could be plenty of attractive men on Reddit. Maybe they're just not posting pictures, they're not commenting in the spaces we visit, or they're simply not the ones sliding into our DMs.

And I wish everyone of us gets them na wakuwe na akili timamu.

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u/One_Direction8603 — 2 months ago
▲ 76 r/Kenya

My artificial locs update

Waliotaka updates.

Soo I told him I needed my hair back , and he literally blamed me for not telling him to keep them well

My heart smiled and I felt happy😂😭 nikasema tu sawa [ Deep down I was like boy we bout to have some fun😂] already I had talked to my homeboy [ ni afande ] and he was out of town.

But he handed this case over to his two friends , we went with one of them na tukafika site he asks the receptionist if she remembers me and she declined.

Mind you nimehepa job , na sina time ya kupoteza I just went straight to the point and called out the guy who was undoing my hair .akaongea na receptionist kiasi kiasi wakanitolea artificial locs zangu, they we're well wrapped😂😭 I think they knew I was coming.

But the good thing is I got them.

u/One_Direction8603 — 3 months ago
▲ 46 r/Kenya

Wdym they threw my hair?

I went to undo my artificial locs yesterday and we finished at around 10:30 pm kufika archives nikakumbuka I've left my locs there so I tried to call the guy who did my service na alikuwa mteja.

Proceeded home and texted him immediately when I arrived evidence kwa kalatas hapo juu 😂

Today morning naambiwa washers walizitupa

Mind you I got my locs at 7k they were extremely long . So I tried contacting them after getting their number on social media and apparently they said they can't help me since zishatupwa and why didn't I call earlier or go online to get the number.

I'm like yes I made a mistake to forget them but why would you throw away such hair? Nani huyo na akili zake timamu anaezafanya ivo ? 😭

Y’all should I just leave them and forget about it?

u/One_Direction8603 — 3 months ago

Free make-up

Makeup model for tomorrow.

Hey babes

I'm working in a beauty college I wanted to get some models for make-up 2 models will be ok but also if you are interested you can just DM me I schedule you for another day .

They really have nice make-up and I'm handing you over to the best artists in that class and it's totally free

You should be free tafadhali in order to reach on time.

I don't want to inconvenience anyone

I will give the time and location tukivuka green up but one is scheduled at 1:00 pm I will confirm the second one

Once Again its FREEEE !

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u/One_Direction8603 — 3 months ago
▲ 16 r/Kenya

Do you actually cook after work?

Am I the only one who's too tired to cook after getting home? By the time I get in, I just want to shower and sleep. Mi hufika home at around 8:00 to 9:00 and sometimes [10:00pm]

Then I'm like saa nitapika ? Mind you, by the time I get home, most places where I'd buy something to eat are already closed.

[ I just relocated, huku vitu ni kinda different 😭]

What do you guys eat on those days?

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u/One_Direction8603 — 3 months ago
▲ 129 r/Kenya

Maybe I gave the wrong impression.

I'm working in a female-dominated place, and I'm the only one with quite a deep voice (kind of like how Aziza talks).

I'm a very social person, so most of the time we're just chatting, laughing, and making fun with the ladies.

This one time, one of my colleagues touched my ass and then asked me, "Kwani hufeel kitu?"

I was like, "Was I supposed to feel something?"

So I just ignored it, but there was a certain way she was behaving towards me, and I just assumed that's how she usually is. (We work in different branches.)

Yesterday at work, she spanked me from behind. Niligeuka kuangalia nyuma nikapata ni yeye, but it wasn't a big deal because that's what usually happens when you have close lady friends.

Jioni tukienda home, I decided to light my joint before clocking out, then went to pick my bag and head home.

She came to hug me, and I was a bit confused because we had never hugged before.

In my mind, I was like,

maybe she's hugging me so I stop smelling like weed.

Maybe she's telling me goodbye.

But why is she pressing her boobs on me like this? 😭

She whispered in my ear, "Unaskiaje? Si tuende kwangu?"

Heee 😂 I was more than shocked. Hadi nikashindwa kuprocess .

Ps I'm a ghurl 💀🤌

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u/One_Direction8603 — 4 months ago
▲ 1 r/Kenya

Thoughts and opinions on shrooms ?

Yall ! Have you ever tried shrooms? What was or is your experience using them ? I've been thinking of trying them lately but first I would love to know your experience " those who have used it". Naskia mbaka kuna lotus flower 😭eeei

Anyways if you know where I can get them kindly hit me up👩‍🦯

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u/One_Direction8603 — 5 months ago