u/Optimal_Western_3645

Aight, this dude pisses me off on such a deep level that it’s truly aching. This nigga, this fuckin’ nigga, goddamn dude, this performative-ass bitch bro. He showed up at work one day and all the girls just loved him and stopped even talking to me. He definitely went and talked shit about me to them too, to get them to believe I’m retarded more or less, because I noticed how they talked to me after he started getting popular.

This fuckin’ dude asked me if I wanted to buy shrooms one time, and I gave him like 60 bucks for a half ounce of them. He never got the shrooms 😭. I went to get his main phone number the next day at work, and instead of giving me his phone number, he put mine in his phone if you catch my drift. Like, that’s some sneaky shit. And one of the girls walked out during this interaction, and this mf looks at me like I’m crazy or like he doesn’t know why I walked up to him, and then she gives me that look too. It’s like the look Homelander has when he sees those bottles of lube 😭.

He CashApped me after like 3 days of bullshitting. Cut too A month or two later, with this shit going on every day, just getting pretty much cucked by this guy 🤣, and for some reason I’m still friendly with him.

Anyway he hits me up and for some reason asks if I wanna trip AGAIN. Like bro, you didn’t have any the first time, why? And he tells me we’ll just do them at his house.

Well, I pull up to his house that day and this mf is already drunk asf and says, “Ah, I wish you showed up sooner. I already took the shrooms and I took some molly too.”

Like bro, no you did not, you lying performative motherfucker.

So I get curious at this point and I’m just asking questions for the sake of asking questions because once he said that shit, I no longer considered him even an acquaintance. And I asked him if I could get a bump of molly from him and he said no 🤣. And btw, I’ve taken these drugs before — I knew he wasn’t on anything. He was acting like a normal drunk person.

But I left after a couple hours, and fast forward a couple days later, there was this coworker of ours who wanted to trip with us i guess. He goes to the mf I’m ranting about and actually confronts him.

And you wanna know what this mf says?

He says, “Ah, I would’ve, but there was someone there who didn’t want you there.”

Like ohhh alright, play that game, you bitch motherfucker.

And then I’m pretty sure he’s the one who ended up getting me fired in the first place. I wanna explain something: everyone who worked where I worked smoked weed. Everyone, including the mf in question. But one day my boss says, “We have to do a random drug test on you so you can get hired in through the company full time”

Which is bs because after I got fired, I got told they didn’t do that to any other employee through a staffing agency — they just let them get full-time after signing some paperwork.

And I know they don’t care about weed because everyone, including some of the bosses, smoked. So I think this mf told them I was on harder shit. I think he went and told everyone I was on harder shit. And the bosses glazed this guy, so they’d definitely trust him and thats how we got to where we are today.

Now that ive finally found the right way to take psychedelics after a lot of rough trips on mushrooms I feel as if im ready to drop acid atleast whenever it comes my way. So do you guys have any pointers on maybe dosage or specific activities to do? Like with shrooms I like to lay on the floor and watch my led lights but idk if thats something you'd do on acid or not? So many questions 😭

I dont particularly wanna trip here, no, that sounds like a batshit crazy idea,. Just this is possibly the best place to get drugs in the Midwest and I want a dropper to take home with me.