u/PROXeR__OiShi — reddlx

Halfway through Ring Master (2015) I started apologizing to movies I previously called bad

This movie starts like ‘bro dark thriller’ and within 15 minutes becomes Sunday school conducted by a weed dealer Jesus from Shivajinagar.

Arun Sagar enters the apartment and immediately starts behaving like he knows everyone’s browser history. Full movie he’s screaming philosophy, trauma, guilt, karma, Gita slokas, drug lectures and random life coaching like one unemployed smegma male.

And the three friends 😭

These people smoke ONE joint and start confessing sins like they’re in Bigg Boss weekend episode.

This feels like someone remade a Thai thriller after hearing the plot from a drunk friend at Empire

At one point Arun Sagar is shouting so hard even the background score gives up and starts praying. And CBFC gave this an A certificate because children should not witness this level of public suffering

(Ik this is the second time you’re seeing Ring Master on this sub, bear with me 🥰 Unlike the characters in this movie, I cannot keep my trauma inside)

u/PROXeR__OiShi — 1 day ago

▲ 46 r/Shitraloka

Drop your most DIABOLICAL Kannada cinema opinion. Not ‘movie overrated’ level. I want career-ending fan war material.

I’ll start:

Kannada audiences say they want “content films” but ignore them until Telugu/Tamil pages validate them.

Some KFI fans praise “mass elevation” because the actual script has nothing else.

Upendra fans overanalyse EVERYTHING like it’s Christopher Nolan after 3 Old Monk pegs.

Rakshit Shetty fans act like every movie is an A24 masterpiece made in Agumbe forest.

Half the industry still thinks beard + cigarette + mother sentiment = character development.

Some “cult classics” are only cult because people watched them on Udaya TV during childhood.

Kannada YouTube reviewers are either terrified of fanbases or secretly employed by producers.

People blame audience for flops when trailers themselves look like wedding teaser edits.

Huccha Venkat is unintentionally more original than many mainstream directors.

Every industry has toxic fandoms, but ours adds emotional blackmail: “if you criticize this film you hate Kannada.”

Some heroes have fans only because Karnataka boys think anger issues = masculinity.

Shivrajkumar’s career is basically: “experiment → flop → comeback article → repeat” but somehow he still survives every generation like a Nokia phone with divine blessings.

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u/PROXeR__OiShi — 3 days ago

▲ 120 r/Shitraloka

Let’s roast the industry’s most shameless copy-paste posters, I’ll begin

Right side — ‘lift kodla'

Left side — copied by Christopher Nolan

u/PROXeR__OiShi — 5 days ago