u/PaperChimes

Guuuys I have 6 months until the wedding and I have never sewn 🪡 before, never fit anything before, and I can’t get this dress to fit! I tried two different patterns and mashed them with the sleeve pattern I want, and I don’t know why it doesn’t fit! I want this to be ✨ extra special ✨ because it’s my wedding and this should be super easy! Tell me I’m on the right track and the quick and easy way to fix this so I can move on with my life 💖 oh, and I’ll post photos in two weeks so you all can see the issues!

Cross stitch is OBJECTIVELY the ugliest embroidery there is. Anyone that does it is too LAZY to show off their creativity, and everything made with it is FUGLY. It takes zero talent to do, which is super lazy, and you use a pattern! A PATTERN! That tells you what to do!

I refuse to acknowledge that anyone using a pattern for anything else is doing the exact same thing because my hatred is solely for this particular needle art. I’m a gatekeeping bitch, come at me but you’ll never change my mind 💖💖💖

I’m just a beginner sewist 🪡🧵and I’m an absolute savant and genius 👩‍🏫. I think I can make a met gala gown by hand in two weeks since that’s about what it’s taken me when I built a rocket ship 🚀 , cured cancer 👩‍🔬, solved renewable energy ⚡️, and other super brilliant things!

So give me resources and information so I can do a super structured and sumptuous ballgown 👗 by hand in the same amount of time.

Also none of this is advanced sewing, I’m pretty sure it’s intermediate at most 🤷‍♀️