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...your father was a baboon's rump, and your mother spent most of her life up against walls with sailors
u/Past-Paramedic8687 — 10 days ago

I want to clear this up once and for all; this has been hanging in the air for about thirty years.
Is there a funnier obscure Partridge quote he hasn't (to my knowledge) used anywhere else? Answers below please! This is from the The Cream of British Comedy for Teen Cancer charity gig at The Royal Albert Hall Alan compèred in 2005. Apologies if got the quote slightly wrong, I couldn't find it again after watching it a few days ago.