▲ 95 r/AlanPartridge
Some vandals have sworn all over my car (in Forza Horizon 6) again!
u/GlovesForSocks — 13 hours ago
r/AlanPartridge
▲ 171 r/AlanPartridge
"Very cheap to make, do it in a graveyard"
Would 100% watch. What a missed casting opportunity.
u/FH4life — 1 day ago
▲ 67 r/AlanPartridge
'Fancy a pint later on?' 'No thanks' 'No, neither do I'
Is it just me or is old Nige deliberately trying to get on this sub??
u/Pliolite — 1 day ago
▲ 31 r/AlanPartridge
Phillip Parsons has described Southampton's play-off hopes as moribund.
(About to die or dying) I ask you, is this club about to die?
u/RedKingCrab99 — 1 day ago
▲ 11 r/AlanPartridge
"So we're friends then Vlad?" "Best friends!" "In the whole world?" "Pretty much!"
u/Advanced-Morning-596 — 1 day ago
▲ 45 r/AlanPartridge
I say telescopic dampers, I mean fuck all
Any "Plan B" action in there and you'll cause a pothole! Eh? Come on love, let's have it
u/pop-not-broth — 2 days ago
▲ 104 r/AlanPartridge
Lynn, please have a word with the footballers. The other day his shorts were so far off his backside you could see his anus.
u/Bad-Banana-from-Mars — 3 days ago
▲ 12 r/AlanPartridge
Giroud, Azpilicueta and McCarthy join BBC World Cup team
You’re all on the BBC gravy train!!!
u/Ruffers75 — 4 days ago