
u/Latter_Present1900

Garlic, Rosemary, Salt...
Just found this boxset today. He's nothing like Monty in this, sadly, apart from the shared love of fine wines, but always a pleasure to watch a great actor at work.
My mother is falling for the Albert Einstein romance scam again. How can I convince her that he don't need a 100K to disprove quantum mechanics?
The problem is she knows nothing about physics so is easily dazzled by the scammer.
After watching the eclipse, I read that people in the 1980s believed that the moon was eating the sun. When did they realise this wasn't so?
I know they made Phil Collins a pop star and put Ronnie Reagan in charge of the world but even so, they must have had some wisdom?
I know K2 is a mountain in China and K9 is a robotic dog, but I just don't see the connection? Am I just dumb?
I love Science but why is so difficult?
Why has the solar eclipse in Europe tomorrow been so badly scheduled. I'll be at work when it's on. Don't they think of these things?
I suppose FIFA's got something to do with it.
[1855] Would it be perilous to allow my daughter to read the new Charlotte Bronte novel, or merely folly?
She's 36 but still an innocent with an uncommonly delicate disposition. She fainted last week when the gardener dropped a cucumber.
I've heard that the whole world is going to catch fire. Should I build an ark?
Also, I want to save as many animals as possible. Should I bother with armadillos? Aren't they fireproof already?
[1888] You've got an immune system. You don't need the smallpox vaccine!
Also, I heard Dunlop put microscopic amounts of rubber in each dose to get you to buy bicycles.
What would your club's halftime show be like?
Down at Ashton Gate, it would be a couple of numbers by The Wurzels, a few rounds of celebrity crazy golf (dunno... Baldrick, the girl from Portishead, and ex-sex offender Justin Lee Collins) finished with a raffle to win a year's supply of Cheddar cheese. It would not over run.
Plastic tops now being attached to bottles suits Big Grocery. It creates more spillage and thus increases sales.
I don't remember being consulted about it or that unattached plastic bottle lids were a particularly pernicious environmental menace - compared to, say, air travel, shipping, nucleat waste. How many people didn't bother to put the lid in the recycling with the bottle anyway?
Kenneth Williams on Understudying Constantine
Thought I'd share this here. At around the 8th minute, Kenneth recalls understudying Constantine in The Seagull.
What's the difference between excited and super-excited?
I notice that all the podcast hosts are super-excited by their guests and/or visa versa - no matter how obscure. Eg Max Lugavere. And the guy on Bloomberg just said he was super-excited about the Fed's decision to keep interest rates on hold. What is the science? How can I get my wife super-excited?
I read somewhere that the Italian general Napolean Bonapart retired to St Helens and was killed by his hideous wallpaper. But was he famous for anything else?
I love history!
My son is coming to stay next week with his new fiancee. She's a paralegal. Will she need special equipment to get about the house?
How will she get up the stairs?
Why don't they replace women tennis players with howler monkeys? They're just as noisy but half the price.
I don't remember Little Mo screaming like that.
Anyone dabbled with non-uk regulated bookies?
I just wondered if anyone has been limited or do they just shut you down and steal your money. I've tried one out. Didn't take the full bonus cos it meant putting in more than I was prepared to lose. But took a few free bets and free spins. Once my balance got higher than I was confortable with I made a withdraw (about 20% of the balance). They actually paid out - which was a surprise. And did again a few days later.
But as I'm only interested in bonuses and have no interest in gambling, I wondered how long these accounts last before they shut you down. Anyone doing a similar thing?
How did people boil eggs before the egg-timer?
Or what?
Why doesn't sky fall down? Gravity is just another government hoax.
They want you to be afraid...
Why have psychopathic maniacs got such a bad name? My neighbor is a psychopathic maniac. He seems fine. Makes a lovely mushroom risotto.
He's a bit mean with the parmasan cheese.