r/shittyaskhistory

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ASSassins throughout history have always used their big plumb booties to kill people. From Abraham Lincoln to Leon Trotisky. I always wonder why this was the case. Aren't there better weapons out there?

Hitler , his dog , along with other Nazis holed up in the bunker in Berlin as Soviet troops advanced.

It was too dangerous for the dog to venture out to do it's business. So, the dog had to poo and piss inside the closed bunker.

The smell must have been awful ! I am suggesting that Hitler had enough of it and decided his dog had to die.

Did she ask them to eat austrian food?

1. Rome

2. Constantinople

3. Moscow ( third rome )

4. Bucharest ( ROMEania )

5. Aachen ( Kingdom of the franks, obvious successor )

6. Vienna ( Holy roman empire, obvious successor )

7. Damascus ( southern roman empire )

8. Ctesiphon ( Julius Xerxes )

9. Macedonia ( Alexander the roman )

10. Carthage

I know the metric system is why they have Kanadian Miles, which are only worth about 60 cents--kind of like the Canadian Dollar. I think that's why Canadian Thanksgiving is in October--because it's month 10.

Degrees Canadian are harder to understand, and they're a lot harder to convert to the Freedom degrees we use here, but I'm told that's all metric too.

But I don't see how the 4th falls on the 1st--unless it's because 1 is metric too!

JFK, Gandhi, Reagan...

Whatever you do, do not name your kid after an airport.