
I’ve officially given up.
I’ve been zapping cheap petpets, I’ve seen more Byako explode than I care to share. And what do I get for my genocidal campaign in the petpet lab?! I’m bringing home my next test subject when Zey looks at me and yawns.
“It’s quite all right, Great Leader. I no longer desire a feline of the extraterrestrial variety.”
Eye twitch “What do you MEAN you don’t want an alien Kadoatie anymore?!”
“I have been forbidden from continuing to seek the feline.”
“By WHO?!”
“Her Royal Majesty The Feline.”
“Excuse me?” Looks up and sees a very unamused kadoatie meow regally before smacking a glass of water off the kitchen table “Fayora give me strength…”
“That would be a waste of a quest, Great Leader. You should ask her to give the soft warrior strength instead.”
TLDR; I gave up on getting my alien Aisha an alien kadoatie, instead I’ve given her a royal one. And for context, “the soft warrior” is my MSP Poogle, my battledome pet.