Did you hear about the scientist who tried to cross a cheetah's DNA with a crab's?
Things went sideways real fast.
u/PhoenixAF24 — 3 days ago
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In the word "scent," which is the silent letter?
The "s" or the "c"?
u/PhoenixAF24 — 26 days ago
Hard Mode: Vintage Terminal Edition
Here’s one from the archives. There are no modern clues, no signage, no terminal roof shapes.
This terminal was photographed decades ago, long before the airport’s current design.
u/PhoenixAF24 — 2 months ago
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I asked the librarian if they had any books that could help me manage my paranoia.
"They're right behind you," she whispered.
u/PhoenixAF24 — 3 months ago
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r/SantaRitaRanch
Requesting to be made moderator and admin of this sub. Currently there is only one member apart from me. I originally was going to create it, but did a search and found this dusty one. I messaged the current mod (see screenshot here)
u/PhoenixAF24 — 4 months ago
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The older I get, the more I realize my dad wasn’t “resting his eyes.”
That man was taking elite-level tactical naps.
u/PhoenixAF24 — 4 months ago