u/PlutosThePlan

My ex was not a good woman, she beat me multiple times (ruptured my cornea once), purposely crashed into my car with her car and eventually cheated. That was when our relationship ended. She spends around $120 on specific shampoos that she loves. She left one at my apartment, so naturally i filled it with piss, shook it up and gave it back to her. I smile every time i think about it.