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*Description:*

Meet Jack. Jack has a Davidputra 2000. Jack saw “FLEX FUEL” and “E85” at the pump. Jack thought “sarkar bol rahi hai toh sahi hi hoga.”

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Jack’s bike now: _seized engine, black smoke, Oggy-level panic attack._

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*The healing:*

1. *Fact:* Most Indian bikes pre-2023 are NOT E20 compatible, forget E85. SIAM says only BS6 Phase 2 models can handle E20. E85 needs full flex-fuel engines.

2. *Reality:* Govt pushed E20 blending to cut oil imports. Good goal. But pumps don’t label clearly, mechanics don’t warn, and owners pay the repair bill.

3. *Jack’s cure:* ₹15k+ engine rebuild. Therapy: Looking at his 2003 Davidputra manual that says “Petrol Only.”

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Moral: “Green push” without “consumer push” = black smoke. Blame the user for not reading, not the system for not educating. Classic.

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If your bike’s older than your meme game, check compatibility before you flex with ethanol.

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_ZUnfiltered._ Tag a Davidputra owner before he refuels 👇

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LPG Prices. India: "Hold My Cylinder" — Hikes ₹29 Again 🔥

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Global crude fell 12% in 2024. US LPG prices dropped 8%. Even Pakistan cut rates. Meanwhile, Modi Govt hikes domestic LPG by ₹29/cylinder. Voters get beaten like in the meme, then told it’s “for your own good.” Inflation’s new name is patriotism? Clocked. _ZUnfiltered._ Receipts: Saudi CP down, we go up 👇

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Fact 1:* Reuters Institute 2024: India ranks 161/180 in Press Freedom. Trust in TV news: 38%.

*Fact 2:* Meanwhile, primetime = CGI jets, “WAR ROOM” graphics, “mahayudh” music 24x7. Zero policy debates, 100% noise.

Foreign anchor laughs: “This isn’t news, it’s Mumbai traffic with explosions.”

*Shame:* When the BBC shows bombed buildings, we show bombastic anchors. When CNN interviews experts, we interview 9 screaming panelists.

*Twist:* But sure, the real problem is that the school teacher didn’t teach “media literacy.” Blame them, not the ₹500cr newsroom budget. Follow ZUnfiltered. For more

#bikkihuimedia

#clocked

Teachers are some of the most underpaid, overworked people shaping India’s future. Look at Khan Sir — he built his whole model on affordability, making sure students who can’t pay lakhs still get quality education. That’s the ethos. Then they questioned a public narrative made about them, on a public platform, by a public figure. That’s not defamation — that’s accountability. If ₹2cr is the price of dissent, then free speech only exists for those who can buy it.

This isn’t about one anchor. This is about a pattern: Sue the critics, silence the questions, and price out the truth. Gen Z watches teachers get sued for speaking while educators like Khan Sir are literally pricing education _down_ for students. What message does that send?

We stand with educators, not SLAPP suits. If you’re fed up of “defamation” being used to shut down debate, drop your receipts below 👇 ZUnfiltered.

This is still less effective than bjp 🥀🙊

The campaign on the rupees value as national paride . Now the same rupee is a punchline, and the silence is deafening this wasn't a global factor . This was a broken promise

What they sold as “green fuel” became a green signal for elites to cash in. E20 kills your mileage, voids warranties, and corrodes older cars while you pay the same price at the pump. E85 isn’t even for you — 99% of Indians don’t own flex-fuel cars, and it cuts mileage by 30%. Meanwhile, sugar barons pocket the ethanol profits and food prices climb. This wasn’t about India’s future. It was about _their_ profits. *Clocked.*

Bruh thoughts 🤔 , wrong thoughts only

Guess what I found

Pradhan must resign!!!

She seriously needs to be punched 😔

She's got to be the most punchable face rn

I mean I wouldn't mind Thanos snapping to kick her out of the world 🌎!